Howdy!
Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes and join us in spreading Yuletide cheer to the hearts of your fellow Anons!
Gifts and cards galore are starting to come in, and the merriment is on! I hope all of y'all are ready for Christmas!
Feel free to talk holiday plans while getting your cards and gifts ready. Gift ideas and calling out your Santee's tastes are all fair game, and remember try not to spoil too much. Also, spaghetti tends to spoil easily, so better to spoiler ahead of time.
Have comments, concerns, complaints? Email Santa Pone here: [email protected]
If you wanna talk to the head grinch of the Latecomer's Santa, email them here: [email protected]
I will be making a thread once Christmas Day rolls around here to start the main festivities. Might even do some giveaways to spread the cheer.
First for fresh peppermint thread.
>>28962524
Yep just got it and seeing this package on my front porch made my day. Thanks! And hnnnng the pictures of my waifu are super cute. (Amazing how among all the ponies I listed you picked her)
>>28986494
pic related
Bloke has forsaken us again edition
>>28915277
Welcome to the superhero thread, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as the Amazing Spider-Woman! All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.
Excelsior!
Story list:
untitled 7 (Hydra agent)- http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw & http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ (story too big, split up)
treppahcs (not the phantom menace) - http://pastebin.com/xShn5AbX
superkeaton (under surveillance) - http://pastebin.com/u/superkeaton (all somewhere in parts on his pastebin)
Spider-bloke 2099 (not really from the future) - http://pastebin.com/zANAAGcy
Punished Beans (had his full body mirror taken down) - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
3suns (herald of atleast one sun) - http://pastebin.com/u/3Suns
Red (now in Gotham)
drawfriends:
mamorukusanagi (he's around here somewhere) - http://mamorukusanagi.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
all Superhero Stories:
http://pastebin.com/AiBP87Si
Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqKSv1F42A
FIRST!
>>28972120
>Be Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>You have seen enough political ploys over the past few years and you can see in Spitfire's eyes that whatever it is she believes in, she's devout to it.
>She's shackled by the laws of this land and the intrigue of her infiltrated go-to team.
>This isn't her first choice, not by far.
>You've come to a decision yourself.
>Removing the route of the problem.
“The changelings which you deem to have infiltrated the Wonderbolts... in Equestria we have dealt with them too. Back then it was difficult to make an universal spell of revealing them, but I can familiarize myself with the physiology of everyone here to later be able to tell if they are the same or not.”
>“Excellent. But why not come forward sooner?”
“I have already begun doing so. And it had been to protect someone. She has revealed her true name to us, has shown to be supportive of our cause and take the Tesseract away from us without any bloodshed.”
>“Chrysalis?”
“Indeed.”
>“Princess Sparkle...”
“I didn't say anything because I gave her the benefit of the doubt.”
>Spitfire rubs her temples.
>“Princess Sparkle... Thank you for telling me.”
>“Say what you want to say.”
>She turns around to Sunset, who's clearly still enraged.
“Sunset...”
>>28976284
>“Miss Shimmer-”
>Spitfire takes another breath.
>“I'm supposed to be the one with the information, I need them to do my job. And follow-up: I'm withholding information to not compromise any missions.”
>“Like throwing Anon to some Nazi?”
>“Anon is the only thing I know Treehugger values, he'll be fine.”
>“But-”
“Sunset.”
>You walk around Spitfire to hug Sunset.
“I've met this Treehugger. She has had a dark past which was quite noticeable, but she loves her nephew, your boyfriend. And while I was wounded myself, she didn't do anything until...”
>You don't want to blame Spitfire on this.
>Sunset's opinion of her was already low enough.
“...she was attacked, and then all she did was lash out once, defend herself and move to restrain you.”
>You let go of Sunset again.
“From all the horrible things I've heard about this world then she has acted only in self defense. But I understand Colonel Spitfire's decision. Treehugger is dangerous. And she was unstable. Tranquilizing, and restraining her was a way to go.”
>“But you wouldn't have done so yourself.”
“I would have continued talking, but I don't know Treehugger like Spitfire seems to. Tranquilizing may have been really the best option to minimize any damage, especially since the shield Starlight and I were holding up was failing against Treehuggers prodding.”
Next up the PDF collection of the 5th issue.
Comic archive on blmblr:
http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/tagged/apa
>>28967755
Gotta redraw the last panel too I think. kinda out of it though, for now I'll just try to rest a bit.
>>28967755
Good pensul
>>28967755
first
ITT: Christian Paedophilia in Equestria, power level debates, the great 'do ponies speak English or just make horse noises' debate rages on, The Lord of the Dongs gets featured despite no one admitting to reading it, nine continuous bumps is better than rehashing shitty debates, The summary didn't warn about the diapers, people apparently still care about getting on EQD , no one cares about old fanon which has been nullified by canon, interrobangs, non-sexualized nausea, recommending recommendations which have been recommended repeatedly, tech level debates, Bleedin threatens to an hero and everyone calls his bluff, we are reminded that Upheaval exists, Interesting ideas with terribly flawed executions, continuing to give attention to someone with 39 incomplete fics to their name, perspective debate, CYOAs, no means no, SS&E diasppears and no one notices for two weeks, ancient deadfics update, and we need trigger warnings for the name 'Anon'
Tired of fics with failing equestrian servers? Have no interest in TwiSetLight shipfics? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone might possibly take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>28862178
First for crackfickscrack me up
First for /bump/
bumb
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TqmwVphDWPQ06CSONz5bpBoVYbaePaKFL-TMaGnB0-4/edit
I would be grateful if someone proofread this fic of mine.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone Filly, Now he must venture into his new world of being a cute little filly... for the most part.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, Cuteness, Anon-Tier shenanigans, Bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, some >rape..
>Any Archive of Photos or Stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just let Fauvra or President Clop know, so they add it to the doc. For Artist, Animators, and any other, Store them in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old mare thread: >>28900536
>>28957845
YES thank you op
>>28957845
just wondering, why is it anonfilly and not anoncolt?
>>28957880
Because horse pussy
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!
Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, dragons, minotaurs, changelings, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.
Previously on PTFG,
Pony Transformation Story by WallMixer - New!
http://pastebin.com/ywdE9SGn
http://pastebin.com/u/WallMixer
Ponies for Pet Services by WallMixer - New!
http://pastebin.com/Wg0K95su
Our Town by Ranger:
http://pastebin.com/AQbzcGn0
Breaking Horse by Spacewolfe:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Cuh8qxD-hk8oMxpuwrH0pD7858VmDOaf9gEjMGo8Ks/edit
Misadventures of Ruby by ComfyPlace:
http://pastebin.com/nfqKHpMB
Archive of over 200 stories, as well as additional links and materials:
http://derpy.me/PonyTF
Unrated TF image dump thread:
http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfw
Below are some suggested writing prompts.
AiE Going Native:
>Somehow anon managed to get stuck in Equestria. It seems that the magic in the world around them is catching up to their mundane body, and in amusing ways. Watch as anon adjusts and makes sense of the new world and soon to be new body.
Pon-E:
>A pill of questionable legality is now available. Taking one results, over the course of a minute or so, in a complete transformation into a little pony lasting twelve hours. The caveats are twofold: First there is no way to predict in the appearance that will result, pegasus, unicorn or earth pony; stallion or mare. Secondly taking two pills within a day renders the transformation permanent.
Awful /soc/-type chatter's in #ptfg on irc.rizon.net
Previous Thread:
>>28874396
>>28954815
>during an /mlp/ users meeting
feature, not a bug?
>>28946870
>I climb off of Leroy
>”hay, can you put my collar back on for me Leroy?”
>”Shure thing”
>He takes the collar from the floor and puts it on my neck
>(click)
>I smile at Leroy
>”Better?”
>I nod and await a command
>”I’m going to go take a shower, could you tidy up in here?”
>I nod
>”great, I won’t be long”
>He leaves the room and I begin cleaning
>I start with dishes and take them to the dish washer
>I once that’s done I move on to the clothes
>I put them in a basket and take them to the laundry room
>I load the washing machine and start it
>as I reenter the living room Leroy returns
>”Such a good little pony, let’s keep working”
>I continue to do a Leroy says
>after an hour Leroy asks me a question
>”what are you going to say to your mom when she get here?”
>(adorable horse noises)
>whatever you want me to say Leroy
>”ha, I don’t think that will go over very well. Seriously what are you going to tell her?”
>(confused horse noises)
>What do you want me to say?
>”Anon? you ok bro?”
>(distressed horse noises)
>Don’t feel bad Leroy, just tell me what to do.
>He reaches for my collar
>>28954506
I've updated the google doc accordingly. Thanks!
>"Anon, we're feminists now. Stop stare-raping us!"
Your reaction?
>>28950811
>>28950811
Man, I must've been high or some shit. I only just noticed you have no hooves.
Seeya.
>>28950811
>not "what do"
kys
The holiday season is upon us, and that means it's time to bundle up, hunker down and weather the storm by staying nice and cozy by the fire. Alternatively, it's time to head out and brave the frenzy of a crowded mall. After all, it's time to exchange gifts with the special super-sized someone in your life!
Has your large ladypal or big boyfriend been dropping clues about what they want, or are you going in totally blind?
>>28946962
>no hooves
>>28946982
The goatmonstergirl satyr has hooves!
>>28946962
>/hh/ reaches bump limit
>go away from /mlp/ for a while
>check on /mlp/
>/hh/ has just resumed
excellent, good to be back
Rule 63 thread
>>28943465
Who would have the biggest horsecock?
>>28943702
Rainbow.
>>28943702
spike ^:)
>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6
>ded
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
and two writefags I forgot to add last thread.
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf
Addressing some potential misinformation going around because of a recent shitpost plague, this thread is fine with stallions, and different species, so long as they are royal guards. Gay, gay themed, and/or gay centric prompts/stories are not approved here, go to Homo Horse Hangout for that. Side note to newfags coming in for the first time, the "Royal Guard thread" link is thread made to focus on allowing gay stories, the pastebin links they have are from this thread and do work, they just stole them. There is only 5 or 6 of the fag posters still around so just ignore their existence when the show up for (you)s.
Previous Thread: >>28915931
>>28943342
I want to carry my little guardmare on my shoulders.
You know, so she has a better vantage point to look out for danger.
>"Royal Guard thread" link is thread made to focus on allowing
a* thread
>>28943376
Excellent idea, would it be something like pic related, with combat ready guard hat, with helmet?
>>28942741
was gonna post last thread, then this was made
pastebin update in the works
>You walk in with a friendly smile and a nod.
"That would be nice, thank you."
>Still feeling a bit apprehensive, you take simply to standing by the doorway while Minuette closes the door.
>You gaze around the place.
>It's much more decorated than you thought it would be.
>Family pictures, a painting of a beach sunset and such.
>It almost reminds you of a dentist's office.
>It's friendly, but... formal looking.
>Like it could also be an office, as well as a home.
>There's even magazines on that glass table in the middle of the room.
>"Well don't be a stranger, make yourself comfortable! I just need to, you know, fix myself up a bit."
>You stop yourself from asking why when you look at her mane again.
>Yesterday it looked a bit messy, but it was clearly done up that way.
>Some kind of crazy manestyle that you see in the magazines.
>Now, you can clearly see that she was woken up.
>Not that you mind it, because you're sure that under your helmet it looks like a bomb went off.
>Moving over and sitting on a couch, Minuette gives you a smile before slinking away.
>You don't really find yourself getting comfortable anytime soon.
>Really, you're not even sure why you're here.
>Though you feel you need a hug, you wouldn't want to hop on Minuette like that.
>You're no cuddleslut.
>So, you sit there, rubbing one foreleg with the other, and continue to gaze at the walls.
>Looking at the pictures and such.
>You just wish things could somehow fix themselves.
>That you could leave this place, just to find that Brave and Anon are okay.
>...But then, what would that mean for you?
>While you regret blurting everything out like that, you don't feel it's fair...
>One side just wants to see Brave and Anon happy.
>But the other side doesn't understand why you can't also be happy.
>Why you get to see everyone else enjoying themselves, and never experience any of it for yourself...
I'll dump what I got.
I have a few gifs
Can we have a plushmakers thread? It will soon be Christmas and I'm planning to buy my very first pony plush to celebrate my first year of horsefuckery. Any advice?Bonus points for West European plushmakers.
>>28911568
hand made or mass produced?
>>28911672
Preferably hand made.
>>28911696
hope you have money
>>28905862
she never showed up. lame.
>>28905862
No
Previous thread
>>28822693
>>28898945
You can never have too much Pinkie
Ponk is love
Ponk is life
Looking at this poner gives me a boner.
Seasonal Nonsense edition.
Halloween has come and gone and Christmas is not quite here, but that doesn't mean we can't have some Autumn cheer. After all, it's the season of airheads. Why else would they call it Fall?
http://pastebin.com/JFDZYYBu
>>28893421
DELET
Autumn is a time for sweaters, which is great.
>>28893442
And coats. Can't forget coats.