So what was your first fap of 2017/last fap of 2016?
My first of 2017 was of Rarity molesting me and my last of 2016 was of Rarity tying me to a chair and raping me.
>>29172307
So apparently now that nobody says shit about Raricucks, they infest the board with their threads.
Fuck you.
>>29172307
Last fap of 2016 this. pic related.
First fap of 2017 my cousins.
>>29172307
Fuck off you stupid mobilefag.
>>29172312
delete this.
>>29172313
>3dpd
you should be arrested
>>29172313
How the hell does anyone manage to fap to such shit?
I'm not talking about Sunset, I'm talking about the art. It's fucking awful.
>>29172307
I was masturbating to derpi's 3 day top scoring and then came with a picture of glimmy
She is truly my waifu
>>29172307
I masturbate to multiple images per one fap.
>>29172331
>>29172330
>arrested
for what?
>>29172331
is this better?
>>29172313
Dat ass
>>29172307
>last fap of 2016
I forgot.
>2017
I haven't fapped yet this year.
I aint wanked to pone in a while, but when I did last, it was Apple waifu. When I do again, it'll be Apple waifu.
Pic related.
http://無料漫画.co/wp-content/uploads/imgs/8/8/889d75ee.jpg
>>29172350
By god, man, the art is so terrible. You have very bad taste.
>>29172307
Last fap
https://derpibooru.org/1217471?scope=scpefde649bebb6a2c9b70c8a3854eacd643ff31ac21
First fap
https://derpibooru.org/815328
>>29172307
last was twilight and first will probably be twilight too. pone form obviously
>>29172365
>Filename
>>29172365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TQbRNmYus
last:
https://derpibooru.org/1214555
first:
https://derpibooru.org/1280515
Fucked a chubby bbw pick up from a nye party. Best nut ive had in a while
>>29172313
>No hooves AND 3dpd
I don't even know you people anymore.
>>29172447
>3dpd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmb9cnx__hA
>>29172447
>3dpd
this is what happens when newfaggotry tries to fit in
>>29172447
>I would a 3d human
>Knowing you share a board with these people
>>29172460
>>29172468
are you stupid?
>>29172460
>>29172468
Fucking normies and newshits get off my god damn board.
>>29172307
Last fap of 2016 was a close-up of Twilight's plot that I edited so it looked like my waifu's.
https://derpibooru.org/1327417
First fap of 2017 was a pic of some random OC using a vibrator. I also colored it so she looked like my waifu.
https://derpibooru.org/1328093
Learning to do color edits was the best thing I did in 2016.
>>29172307
>"I must say, Anonymous, you look quite fetching in your new outfit!"
>You grunt angrily through your gag as she admires her work.
>She chuckles lightly as you try once more to free your arms from the laced-up vinyl binder that imprisons them.
>You can't even stand up since the binder is tied to the ankles of the thigh-high high-heeled boots she's stuck on you, forcing you to stay in a kneeling position
>You had woken up like this after sipping some presumably roofied tea.
>"Is something the matter, dear? Is everything fitting comfortably?"
>She punctuates her words by tightening the laces on your corset, eliciting a pained groan out of you.
>The tightness of the article forced you to take sharp, shallow breaths.
>"Oh Anonymous, you little tease, you had to know it would come to this eventually? You couldn't expect to strut your delicious feminine body around town without anypony taking notice?"
>She traces the tip of her hoof around the curve of your dick beneath the silky panties she tucked it in.
>You squirm and try to close your legs, but the spreader in between your thighs prevents that.
>She laughs at your pathetic state.
>"If only the girls could see you like this Anonymous...Enough dawdling, I've been waiting for this moment since I've first laid eyes on you."
>A sense of dread falls on you as she wraps her hooves around your neck and pulls in close, staring lovingly into your eyes.
>She brings her muzzle in...
>And starts giving you Eskimo kisses.
>"Oh dear, Anonymous, what would the ponies say if they saw you behaving so lewdly?"
>You cock an eyebrow as she gives you a snootleboop and starts nuzzling you again.
>"You're enjoying this, aren't you? You're no better than a common gutterwhore. No, you're worse! A whore would demand payment first!"
>She licks the tip of your nose as you pull your best 'are you fucking kidding me?' face.
>>29172313
>>29172460
>>29172468
>>29172478
Get off my board you fucking normal faggoted redditors.
>>29172331
I'm so desperate for art of my waifu, that I can use rough sketches if the idea's nice. People who don't have a mane 6 or princess waifu can't really afford to be picky.
>>29172525
>>29172582
>>29172680
also you
>>29172747
>>29172747
>>29172754
>said the normalfag
>>29172767
1/10 made me reply
>>29172772
Let me guess, you started browsing this board once LOE came out, right?
>>29172776
now i'm sure of it
>>29172778
Sure of what? Are you pretending you know what you're talking about? Did I strike a nerve?
>>29172794
just a reminder that pretending is not trolling. you are an actual retard and should kill himself pronto
>>29172366
>>29172407
>>29172587
Good tastes.
>>29172799
Yeah, I think I might've made the normie feel threatened because he realized how shitty and normal-tier his tastes are. Whatever, good riddance.
0/10
I want to be Starlight Glimmer and have anons abuse me. I want to be tied up and have them fill me with their cum every day, while telling me what a worthless slut I am, and that I'm worst pony. I want to give birth to a little of foals, and have them slowly make me torture them. I want them to force me to eat them alive, then finish it with their cum. Then I want them to beat me senseless and burn my genitals so their daily rape is excruciating pain.
29172827
Cool
>>29172447
>>29172525
>>29172582
>>29172680
>>29172767
>people like this browse this board right now
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/358790/dont-tell-mommy
>29172848
Welcome to 4chan, Redditor. However, you're going to need to try harder to get a (You) out of me, even though I'm pretty sure you're too new to know what that is.
>>29172848
i told moot to permaban vermin but he didn't listen
now we're in this shit together
>>29172893
If moot were to permaban vermin we wouldn't have people posting disgusting, slutty humans on a pony board.
>>29172905
if moot weren't such a massive faggot, we wouldn't have this shithole at all
it should be april fur's day once again
>>29172926
Maybe if most of the normalfags, underage b&, and newfags didn't stay during the hiatus like they normally do, this place wouldn't be so much of a shithole, now would it?
My new yeas resolution was devotion to my waifu, so there will be no fapping to anything but the thought of her. I was doing the same thing over December to see how it fit me.
>>29172940
nobody except vermin wanted this board
>>29172946
>this guy
>his waifu
Muh nigga
>>29172946
Do you mean that you'll try not to think of any other pony, or that you won't look at porn and you'll just us your imagination?
>>29172957
You want to fucking die, motherfucker? Because guess what happens if you reply to me once more. I will track you the fuck down and I will put your ass into the ground myself. That's right. I am friends with all of the 4chan moderators and they will not hesitate to give me your I.P address so I can track you down and make your life a living hell. How about you fucking think next time before you press that post buttom, hm?
>>29172307
First fap of 2017 was to Skyrim pony mod and I was pimping out Vinyl as Octavia.
They paid good septims to see her fuck a horse.
>>29172962
Sometimes I can't help myself looking at pornI mean, this is /mlp/, but we agreed that as long as I don't actually stimulate myself to it it's fine. I try not to abuse that privilege. I have a tulpa, so it's easier than it might seem to only use my imagination.
http://m.imgur.com/a/KsqBV
>>29172975:^)
>>29172993
I reckon that will be hard. Good luck.
>>29173060
Anything for her, man.
>>29172998
Last of 2016 was my /mlp/ waifu, Pinkie.
First of 2017 was my /co/ waifu, Starfire.
>>29173117
TWO
WAIFUS
This fag probably has an /a/ waifu too.
>>29173117
>two waifus
Fucking die
>>29173117
THIS THREAD IS THE MOST DEGENERATE THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE HOLY SHIT
and i go to a liberal college for fucks sake
>>29173285
>It's my first day here
>in fact, this is the first thread I've ever seen here
>>29172827
Unf.
>>29173285
Haven't you heard? (You)s were removed.
>>29172313
>my cousins.
explain
>>29173285
This whole site is a chamber of degeneracy.
Or has the term degraded to 'things I dont like' like cuck?
>>29174628
I think its a variation of family
>>29173117
>not having one and only one waifu.
Get a load of this guy
2016 I think was getting fucked by Big Mac, 2017 was assfucking a pilloried Applejack. For Christmas I finally caved and bought 400 bucks worth of horsecock, I will have both shota and adult Big Mac. Once I'm able to take the big one all the way I'm going to drive my favorite drifting hills with it in and I'm only allowed to cum when I get to the end. Would be so funny if I got killed doing it and they find half the Apple family up my ass. I can imagine the local headlines.
>Man embarks on his own Dangerous Faggot tour, wraps car around tree
>Local man wrecks not-so-horseless carriage
>Mr.Hands 2: Tokyo Drift
>>29174914
Kek at the headlines
I not faped to pones yet in 2017
my life is a shit
>>29173285
>>29173117
>Having 2 waifus
>>29175175
>175175
Does it counts as dubs?
>>29173117
Degenerate, polygamy practicing scum. How dare you betray Pinkie this way.
https://derpibooru.org/1327817
>>29172307
>last fap of 2016
Pic related.
>first fap of 2017
Not yet.
Last fap of 2016 was to a few images on derpibooru of Rarity and Fluttershy.
First fap of 2017 was to a real mare.
>>29173117
You're a despicable person.
You don't deserve Pinkie.
Last of 2016: Cumming inside nohooves version of Rainbow Dash.
First of 2017: Cumming inside better version of Rainbow Dash.
I feel like it's important to celebrate my roots.
Second to last was Anonfilly being violated by futa Twilight.
>>29172348
I also use multiple pictures, but end up on one fantasy.
>>29172365
>http://無料漫画.co/wp-content/uploads/imgs/8/8/889d75ee.jpg
Human genitals.
Meh. Better than nohooves.
>>29172307
First fap of 2017:3DPD
Last fap of 2016:3DPD
Forgive me /mlp/ for I have sinned.
A pic ofanthroLyra tied up on a bed with her ass perfectly exposed
>>29172312
>Dashfag trying to stir shit up
gg on the b8
>>29172447
>tfw you share this board with people who post Backy
>>29175983
Not dashfag. Dash is a cunt, Rarara is a whore, Ponk is annoying shit, Flutters is a fucking bitch and Twilight is "just there".
>>29172307
Part of me wants to kiss her but this board has spoiled me and I'd probably be afraid of getting herpes on my mouth.
>29176027
Gonna have to try harder to get a (You) out of me, newfag.
>>29176078
>LOL I DIDN'T GAVE HIM A YOU SO NO UPVOAT
>>29172307
Apply kill to self
>>29172307
anyone have that cap of that guy who made a chart to fill out to see how much one faps to what pone and how often and such?
>>29176388
Why would anyone cap such a retarded thing? Shit was DOA because no one cared
>>29176399
why are you such a cock sucking faggot?
it was interesting to see ones fapping habits
>>29176503
Sure thing, now go back to facebook
>>29176518
what the hell does that have to do with facebook?
are you just pulling random words from your ass?
>>29176521
>>29176533
enjoy your last day of winter vacation little kid, you go back to school tuesday
>>29172664
Nice work.
I don't remember I was drunk.
>>29172307
I've started off the year with the comic where Rarity gets tentacle raped by a car. Good shit.
>>29172307
I haven't fapped at all this year
I *CLOP* to whatever is in my R34 pony folder, but I always remember to chum to best waifu 2k16 *pic related*
>>29175678
There's a christmas version of this?! Is anything different or is it just a theme?
>>29172307
Last fap of 2016:
Some real life schoolgirl in a uniform
First fap of 2017:
Meray from the 18th Pokémon movie
>>29173117
Day of the rope when?
>>29177312
One different opening and meal scene, Liru singing a cute carol in broken English, but otherwise it just puts Santa gear on her during the sex scenes.
This was a special, albeit buggy version that he released for free, but it stops working after 2016. Someone has confirmed you can roll back your computer clock (between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st) and still play it so long as you didn't install his patch for it.
>>29172307
First fap was a solo Twilight pic with her showing her cunt and ponut by kanashiipanda, it was on the 3-day top. Can't remember the last of 2016.
>>29172307
Last fap was to some pic on derpibooru of big crotch tits.
Finally clopped this year. To that bitch.
Trixie tied up in a breeding rack
Exceptional fap
>>29177922
Rarity appreciates your healthy offering.
Haven't jacked it this year. Doing a No Fap for as long as I can to spite someone.
There's nothing wrong with having more than one waifu
Why would it matter? if theyare not real