Thoughts on the Redwall series? This (http://www.somethingawful.com/news/bargain-book-bin-3/) had me rolling
>Yes, critics called your last Redwall novel "daring and Pynchon-esque," but were these critics aware that this book was merely a random assembly of unrelated chapters from previous Redwall novels?
I like the way the moles talk.
>>8772673
I liked Redwall when I was 10, I remember it being pretty good
God-tier kids books
Is anyone else fascinated by american culture ?
What are some books about moden american culture?
>>8772666
bump
not OP but also interested, specially in the food industries and books on fast food and obesity
Not infinite jest plz
White Noise
>Im looking for a solid answer lads...
>>8772625
Only if you can pronounce his name right.
>>8772625
No, he's a middlebrow James Baldwin for the professional-managerial class.
>>8772697
ouch
I spend more time laboring over choosing what book to read than I do actually reading. Suggest books I might add to this list for the random pick, make fun of me for having not read high school-tier novels, or convince me to forgo the random pick and just read x.
>oh this book looks interesting
>*read the book*
It aint quantum physics, fag
>>8772595
Thanks for your valuable contribution.
>>8772583
You have some sense of whatever you're feeling at the moment, and what would lead you to pick up "To the Lighthouse" is not the same impulse that would lead you to pick up "Oscar Wao." Just read whatever you're feeling, and if you chose wrong, just read to the end of the book and choose again.
>Didn't write a single word for my book
>Instead I wrote some shitty essay about what millenials fear
At least I wrote something r-right guys
Sounds really pretentious
Nothing you wrote write will ever be published, or read, or cared about by anyone but your grandma. Please stop this insipidness
>>8772545
what do millenials fear?
Does that mean they are enthralled by it?
don't ask 4chan.
go write something.
whatever it is you do while you wait in anticipation, do not visit 4chan, begin to move away from this stupid habit. if you have enough balls to write something and try to get it published, yet still feel the need to visit 4chan, your maturity level is highly unbalanced. it doesn't make you a savage, you're simply flabby in that aspect. please. anything but 4chan.
>proposals
Is the book even finished?
>>8772535
It is an essay on the financial and educational consequences of bad mental health in modern America. It's not a novel.
>>8772533
What is bad about 4chan? The community is blunt, rough and straight to the point. I like short answers like 'Good', 'No', 'You should kill yourself', etc.
Why does the truck walk?
The dusty rain calmly buys the girl.
Small, dusty jobs quietly desire a misty, big worker.
Fast, grimy jackhammers roughly shove a hot, dry hood.
>>8772491
>Why does the truck walk?
Wat
>The dusty rain calmly buys the girl.
Wut
>Small, dusty jobs quietly desire a misty, big worker.
Wot
>Fast, grimy jackhammers roughly shove a hot, dry hood.
Whaa..
oh wow a poem about sex thinly veiled by bland statements and bad metaphor
fuck off
>>8772512
This is only your own interpretation, that's the beauty of writtren language.
This is my favorite book.
>>8772451
J R
ITT: things plebs say
>I dislike McCarthy because his prose is boring
>>8772370
I like mccarthy
>>8772370
I love McCarthy, but I never heard about anyone that disliked him because his prose is "boring".
>>8772370
Whew that really is plebbish
Should one ever take a break from reading?
cat = 7
rabbit = 3
dog = 17
so answer is 27
if you're a wimp, sure
>>8772251
wow really made me think
Anyone recommend me any books which contain the fundamentals of Austrian and Keynesian economics?
>>8772233
I recommend you to bin that horseshit
>Economics
Don't bother with that pseudoscience. Everyone just believes in what suits their political agenda and nothing's actually based in reality.
>>8772236
Can't bin it if I don't own it ass wipe.
hero or villain?
man or myth?
>>8772207
After reading The Elementary Particles, I found at his heart he is actually astoundingly sweet and sentimental.
He is the hero we need and society is the villain
>>8772207
villian
both
i finish my "novella" and i dont want to be part of any publisher house. and im too timid to just throwing it out to any site. someone have some advice?.
Write a better one
Well good thing it's probably terrible and nobody would publish or download it anyway
do a reading of it at a local noise show
How important is the opening sentence to a story or novel?
I feel like half the time writers try way too hard and place too much emphasis on its importance.
If you decide the quality of writing and story on one opening sentence you are retarded
>>8772153
It's more for publishers, I'd guess. They need to see very quickly if the story is worth their time.
Opening lines are about being concise, but providing an awesome hook. A great opening line causes the reader to want to more.
A great opening also has great flow-great rhythm. My friends and clients know me as often being over critical. On the other hand, when I see greatness, I am equally blunt. Your opening line is nothing less than superb.
Here's an example of a perfect opening line:
"Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God."
>>8772172
bait from reddit thread
>tfw going to the bookshop tomorrow
You feel like a dirty wet dog?
Ok. Have fun, sir.
>mom says she won't let me get another book until I finish writing a thank you letter to my grandma for the birthday money
I'm so jealous of you OP. Being 26 sucks I wish I was older.
>>8772123
>tfw books come in mail soon