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>be me on 750mg dnp 2 weeks in
>from NY visit from at his Uni in Boston
>went to a party yesterday with about 3-4 water bottles
>deny any drink given to me
>fast foward 11pm
>favorite song comes on
>start dancing like a god
>firends lab partner comes up and starts griding on me
>starts feeling my abs
>see that she is drunk as hell
>grabs me by my 7inch wrist
>takes me outside in the back
>starts making out
>i have no idea what i am doing but have the hardest boner of all time
>she says lets go to her room
>go to her room dimly lit
>she starts undressing
>Realize i am going to lose my virginity
>she takes off my boxers
>starts sucking me
>Remember i'm on dnp and tell her i wont last long because am a virgin
>she says ill just suck you than later we will fuck
>3min mark feel like the inside of my penis is on fire
>say i'm about to cum
>she says dont worry she will swallow it
>before i could remove her head
>came buckets
>3seconds in she immediately spits it out
>says that it was extremely sour and warm as fuck
>realize that my cum is probably toxic yellow tells her i will go get some paper in the bathroom
>go to the bathroom
>starts freaking out that she might have 750mg of dnp in her system
>open the window
>make a swift exit
>hop in my car and drive right back to NY
>mfw friend called me today
>Anon did my lab partner suck your dick yesterday
>say yes
>mfw he says : well her theeth are yellow and it is not coming out no matter how hard she brushes
>He said dont worry i told her i didnt know who you were
>mfw i ruined someone's life
/fit/ related how do i increase my OHP
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>>36713991
I wish it to be true so hard
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Wow
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why won't he just admit he's on roids already
there's no way he can get this swole on his shitty calorie restricting diet and lack of sleep.
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because he is selling things to people with the pretense that they can look like him
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>>36713281
doesn't rich piano still make decent dosh from his pre-workouts?
you can still fool idiots while being true to yourself
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He has gone off cycle the last few months and blames a "shoulder injury" for his loss of size and definition and claims to not be lifting at all.
Why does he even bother doing this? His father had a $800 million net worth when he died. Kinobody lives in one of his parents many million dollar luxury homes which I am sure they own 100% outright without any mortgage. I am sure he has endless amounts of money at his disposable. He never has to work a day in his life. He also lies about earning $1,000,000+ a year from his business, but he still lives in one of his parents estates?
So my question is, why does he do this? Why has he become like the average poor-fuck off the street who wants to get rich by being a fake-natty and selling useless products? Why would he sacrifice himself for this when he already has all the finances he'd ever need. Also, now he is getting into that life-coaching shit, why? I mean......this guy is fucking weird. Something must be going on behind the scenes.
He must have some kind of mental disorder. Why are you doing this Greg? You already have all the wealth you need, you don't need to be making youtube videos, you don't need to be making money, you've already got everything you'll ever need for 1000 generations of your family.
Why can't he just stay natural and keep his health and not worry himself with all this fucking bullshit? Leave all this self sacrificing bullshit to the middle-class people like Matt Ogus/Jeff Seid. I am 100000% sure if Matt Ogus or Seid was born into a 800million dollar net worth family, that they would have NEVER touched a fucking weight.
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How do you feel about veganism? I feel like it's politically incorrect just to say you are not a vegan these days.
Do you feel bad at all about killing animals for food or even clothing?
I will be honest I do not give a single shit at all. As long as it does not bother me i don't care and I don't feel bad about it at all. I support fur clothing and animal farming.
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iliP6SomSm4&t=3m10s [Embed] [Embed]
For example, what would you do in that situation? Would you be the fur wearer or the other guy?
Should I give a shit about animal cruelty because I don't.
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>>36713181
I don't mind vegans. Only hate the vegans that try to make other ppl vegans; hope they get cancer.
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>>36713181
i'm a vegan and
>How do you feel about veganism?
Animal agriculture is horrible for the environment and realistically people going vegan is important to counteract that.
>Do you feel bad about killing animals?
Back before I was vegan, no, not really. Every other carnivore species eats meat, its pretty much a right for stronger species to eat weaker species.
>What would you do in this situation?
I wouldn't wear fur (I'm a poor fag anyways) but stopping people on the street is pretentious as fuck.
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>>36713209
Do you feel bad about eating and killing animals? Have you ever wanting to be a vegan?
Should you feel bad? Are you a bad person for this? Is it necessary to kill animals just because you want more muscles? Why don't you just eat plants so they don't have to suffer?
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/plg/- powerlifting general
where competing powerlifters come to chat and also help out those new to the sport
helpful info
http://pastebin.com/99cMvaQh
>clutz returns to youtube and makes statments that REKT (blanks) channel edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83gBpRIh1E
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>clutz returns to youtube
Hype desu
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reposting boardshorts delusion
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Going to the store, what can I get you lads this Saturday evening?
What would you do if you met him at the gym?
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i dont know probably shit on the floor and start rolling around in it
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>>36712522
keep in mind you're in Texas and he can shoot you if he feels threatened under castle law
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>>36712502
keep walking and hope he doesn't try to get me to do his workout.
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So I've recently switched from normal green tea to this and brehs...
It's fucking amazing, completely destroys coffee or energy drinks, I feel so fucking good after taking this
Don't let the high price of this stuff turn you off, it's definitely worth the money
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>>36712096
Where do you get it from?
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I love matcha but because of the price and all I usually use it as a treat more than anything else. I drink sencha normally and matcha maybe once a week.
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>>36712096
This danish girl I met brought some matcha from japan for me. I love the taste and drink like a bowl in the afternoon. Still have my coffee in the morning though, but I'd definetly recommend it.
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Why must I have such wide hips?
Totally sucks. My waist goes way in but then BAM wide hips.
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Because you're meant to take hormones and become the cute sissy slut you are
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>>36711177
holy shit.
I am so sorry.
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It could be that underdeveloped upper back makes the hips look out of proportion
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GOAL BODY; NEXT LEVEL 2016-04-09 13:27:58 Post No.36710231
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Post your ULTIMATE goal body.
Likely the one you will never reach but you will strive for it!
The one that, if your (desired/potential or current) lady saw it, she would indicate that you SHOULD NOT become that /fit/ for various reasons including:
>1. Muscles are 'hard' and not 'comfy'
>2. She simply can't picture it
>3. It's too 'vascular'
>4. Some next level sh!t
>...and so on...
(pic related)
I personally like the idea of being more vascular as it pertains to my circulation/blood pressure/aesthetics... but I don't plan to be EXACTLY like this photo. Hence, my example of 'Goal Body' without ever attempting to attain the precise look of your 'Goal Body' photo.
(for you, maybe you WILL build the EXACT body from your example pic... but you can't quite get that BULGE that the other guy has in his pants. [Minor differences]).
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What autistic shit does /fit/ do to motivate themselves?
>surname comes from supposed ancient Irish king
>alpha as fuck
>killed the high king of Ireland because fuck him
>whenever I think about skipping a session or lowering the weight, think about this alpha Irish boss watching over me
>smash out my sets with the worst form possible
>doesn't matter, still lifted it.
Pic kinda related. Probably looked like that but more #aesthetic
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>>36709824
I tell myself that if I get big, lean and strong that people will like me more and I'll be able to find an attractive and loving girlfriend or be able to have sex with multiple women.
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Tell myself "You'll be alone for the rest of your life, so you might as well die swole"
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/sst/ - symmetric strength thread 2016-04-09 12:33:39 Post No.36709705
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/sst/ - symmetric strength thread
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Post your current stats or progress.
I'm almost 8 months in on a strength focused program and I went from 90kg and 20 score (over 20%bg and sedentary lifestyle) to 78,5kg and 52 score, starting to see the outlines of my abs in really good light.
Tell me your story.
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http://symmetricstrength.com
>Before some idiot asks where
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What's this site called?
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>>36709729 >>36709732
Christ that timing.
>>36709705
http://strengtheory.com/your-drug-free-muscle-and-strength-potential-part-2/
some more stats
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>tfw start session at the Gym
>beginning to resemble my ancestors with every rep
>the strength of Thor, Ares and Mars courses through my gains.
>Knock out another session for Mother Europe
>Flexing my noble European form in the mirror
>A runaway refugee dares to mock me
>I turn my face (my hair flowing as I do so) and stare this fat manlet down
>I inform him that the day in which he must return to his desert is fast arising
>Turn and return to flexing
>He walks to his buddies and they all stare at the representation of culture that is my body
>I remain unimpressed and stand until they look away
>Resume flexing
>Just another day in the fight for Europe
What have you done for Europe today? Americans need not reply
Pic related.
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I woke up and then fapped.
now im browsing /fit/ and Im gonna take a nap in 30
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do you WAX your body hair??
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>>36709710
Yes, the pain is masculine.
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Are you jelly you're not Indian master race? 2016-04-09 10:43:42 Post No.36709049
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Are you jelly you're not Indian master race?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8
Who said Indians have bad bodybuilding genetics?
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>are you jelly you're not Indian?
Nope. Can't say that I am.
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>>36709049
makes them even more unattractive and looking like rapists.
not jelly
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I'm EXTREMELY grateful i'm white
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>I will put my reputation on the line to prove that steroids are not any better or as good as four dozen fertile eggs, 100 liver tabs, and 100 amino acid tablets per day.
-Vince Gironda, The Iron Guru
http://www.ironguru.com/anabolic-effect-in-eggs
So why even take roids when you can get the same effect from eggs?
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>>36708051
What reputation?
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>>36708051
this guy was advising doing 8x8 with 30s rests. Unless you're juicing I don't see how you could grow with mandatory bitch weights.
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>>36708143
You can grow off relatively low weights provided you're pushing close enough to failure (which, with 8x8 and fuck all rest, is probably going to happen).
Its just inefficient as fuck for most purposes.
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Vegans / Paleos actually think this is a good argument.
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>klaper
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>>36707584
>Vegikucks wiII aIways be wrong
>Meat eaters wiII aIways be the majority
>Nothing they can do can stop the carnivores of miIIions of years
They aIways Iose.
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If anyone makes this argument they better strip naked, stop driving, and never use anything that opposable thumbs allowed our ancestors to get. Just resign yourself to your fate of being a stupid brute beast, basically, if you reject doing something because animals are unable to do it.
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Progress thread: Haven't /madeit/ yet edition 2016-04-09 05:32:32 Post No.36707244
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Progress thread: Haven't /madeit/ yet edition
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>started at 220lbs
>currently 196lbs
>goal wgt for first cut is 165lbs or about 10% bf
>Tfw probably another year & 1/2 before i get where I want to be if I do things correctly
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>>36707244
bulge/10
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>>36707263
Th-thanks Senpai..
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>>36707244
Really? A year and a half? If you keep doing what you've been doing it shouldn't be more than 6 months.