What autistic shit does /fit/ do to motivate themselves? >surname

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>>36709824
I tell myself that if I get big, lean and strong that people will like me more and I'll be able to find an attractive and loving girlfriend or be able to have sex with multiple women.

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>>36709849

Tell myself "You'll be alone for the rest of your life, so you might as well die swole"

i think about getting a gf

>>36709849
wew, i thought i was the only one.

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>>36709824
>Relative of Philipino hero Rizal
>Mom's family was rich War fighters with authority problems in the Philippines
>Skinned japs
>Skinned Spaniards
>Skinned morrows
>Skinned Americans
>Get pumped cuz I was born for war and habbeding survival

>Dad side is the same
>Fought Protestants in Northern Ireland
>Fought Yankees x2 through Vicksburg and Atlanta
>survived camp douglas
>Fought with Yankees
>fought Japs with bridges in Burma
>Whole immediate Family has something to do with the military and or getting fucked up because of it.


>Dad could Bench 425 so I want to
>sorta father figure coach could curl lmao1pl8s
>i want to do that to

I've got a lot to prove i guess?

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>>36709849

My actual grandfather was a very highly decorated WWII vet of considerable rank. I don't need an imaginary war hero in my lineage to look up to. Your story is fucking pathetic.

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I watch threesome porn to make myself jealous and determined to breakup Chad's harem.
>tfw The King of Autism

I watch a good show on Netflix, something with drama and cliffhangers. I only watch it when I'm doing cardio, so if I feel like continuing to watch it I have to go to the gym.

>>36710056

What part of autistic do you not understand.

I know it's pathetic.

That's why I'm telling random losers on the internet instead of people in real life.

I go to bars and don't talk to anyone to remind myself that I'm hideous and will never get a girl no matter how big I get

>>36709824
I have the memorial card of a girl that died when I was 12 that I never met watching me work out because I think she's watching over me and keeping me safe in my garage.

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>>36709849

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>>36710169

>>36709824
>>36709824

There is nothing Alpha about Ireland or the Irish.

The only reason they didn't die out was because they used a plant that was cultivated to perfection by the Incas and even then the potato cocksuckers couldn't plant it right and nearly starved themselves to death.

>>36709849
know that feel, right now i dont see a reason why any girl would want to be with me so i dont even try

>>36710229

>saying a warlord isn't alpha because of something that happened 800 years after he died
>saying this while posting on a malaysian doll painting forum

Kek

At least I admit I'm pathetic

>>36710169

It says autistic not psychopathic

Haven't you got puppies to murder

>>36710169
>of a girl that died when I was 12 that I never met

"that I never met," c'mon now anon. be honest with us. you killed her, didn't you?

>>36710169
you need christ in your life

I look at my fat body and think to myself that all of this ugly mess will be gone some day when I continue to lift.

I'm named after the norse god of thunder so I've gotta live up to the name.

>Balding started already at 21 and can never have glorious long blonde hair.

>>36709824
i look at pictures of girls i used to like out with their friends or with other guys for my pre-game hype
>works every fuckin time
>got hyped just typing this

>>36709824
I call myself a bitch and a faggot when I'm running when I want to give up. I haven't yet

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Everyone in my family is obese and I was heading on the same road when I found/fit/. Now I'm starting to turn it around much to most of my family's disdain and I get so pumped every time they try to hinder me.

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>>36709849
First post best post

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>>36709824
Why do I find autism so cute? Maybe because I'm super autistic and find it relatable.
>total weeb
>work out to anime music
>imagine becoming like one of my 2d sexy fighter chicks
>when tired I think in cliche anime don't give up monologues

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Tell myself that I'm the next stage of human evolution.

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>Be running
>Tired af
>Need to keep going
>Spot a group of people on the side of the road
>Two young men and a woman with a child
>Pass them
>"Hey honey, you look good. Wanna chill sometimes?"
>Turn my head
>It was that fucking slut hitting on me
>Get angry and think to myself
>"Yeah bitch maybe imma chill later with your fucking lower intestine around my waist. Fucking snot-ass toddler of yours imma smash that sucker through your windshield and curbstop her sorry ass. Those fuckboys gonna get a mouth full of brick as I break their knees backwards"
>Imminent rage causes a second wind
>Run for 3 more km from anger

Anger motivates me

>>36709849
Kek tru tbqh fampai

>>36711489

>1 year

>>36711489
>Implying you can make good gains in 1 year

>>36709824
Watch old WWE promo packages

Im a slav so squatting comes naturally.

>>36711679
Yeah I do that too. Rage makes me work hard

>>36710229
They had plenty of food but the English continued exporting for profit while the Irish starved to death. Win win for the English because this also depopulated the nation and made it easier for their transplants to take it over.

>>36711279
I feel sorry for you bro. If I was named after a mythological god I don't know what I would do.

>>36710129
Not as autistic as someone putting you down about it for their Grandpappy tales. lel

>be me
> be at the gym
> do dem diddlylifts
> try to perform a new pr
> dumb brain has no blood ,can't even think a sentence when i get asked how many sets to go
>think about god
>think about the crusaders
>put new pr by thinking that I am gods servant infused with his holy spirit
>feels really good
> deus 100% vult

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>>36710056
>oh yeah? Well my grandpa could beat up your grandpa!

Usually just think about the coming civil war in Europe, how I am going to wreak havoc in the muslim ghettos, storm leftist offices and homes, storm the cultural marxist academics at universities etc. with some Bathory, Ulver or Burzum in my ears.

>>36711449
Why are all women such abject failures? Look at the female teacher with the walkie talkie. A student is kicking the shit out of another girl on the ground and the teacher's only reaction is to wave her hand in the air. She doesn't even lay a finger on the aggressor. Women are so fucking useless and stupid.

>>36711279
>implying ᚦᛟᚾᚨᚱ had blond hair

>>36709824
Sounds like the ancestor effect
http://digest.bps.org.uk/2010/12/benefits-of-thinking-about-your.html