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>be me on 750mg dnp 2 weeks in
>from NY visit from at his Uni in Boston
>went to a party yesterday with about 3-4 water bottles
>deny any drink given to me
>fast foward 11pm
>favorite song comes on
>start dancing like a god
>firends lab partner comes up and starts griding on me
>starts feeling my abs
>see that she is drunk as hell
>grabs me by my 7inch wrist
>takes me outside in the back
>starts making out
>i have no idea what i am doing but have the hardest boner of all time
>she says lets go to her room
>go to her room dimly lit
>she starts undressing
>Realize i am going to lose my virginity
>she takes off my boxers
>starts sucking me
>Remember i'm on dnp and tell her i wont last long because am a virgin
>she says ill just suck you than later we will fuck
>3min mark feel like the inside of my penis is on fire
>say i'm about to cum
>she says dont worry she will swallow it
>before i could remove her head
>came buckets
>3seconds in she immediately spits it out
>says that it was extremely sour and warm as fuck
>realize that my cum is probably toxic yellow tells her i will go get some paper in the bathroom
>go to the bathroom
>starts freaking out that she might have 750mg of dnp in her system
>open the window
>make a swift exit
>hop in my car and drive right back to NY
>mfw friend called me today
>Anon did my lab partner suck your dick yesterday
>say yes
>mfw he says : well her theeth are yellow and it is not coming out no matter how hard she brushes
>He said dont worry i told her i didnt know who you were
>mfw i ruined someone's life
/fit/ related how do i increase my OHP
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Kek 3x5
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>>36713991
I wish it to be true so hard
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Wow
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>>36713991
use microplates. you're probably doing 5lbs jumps
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Kekekek
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>>36713991
>/fit/
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>>36713991
Jesus fucking christ
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>>36713991
Lucky ur bro got ur back nigga
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>>36714377
pic i took 2 days ago
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>>36714799
How did you know i was half black
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>>36713991
Tip top kek
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>>36714860
Still not true. No one is autistic enough to leave like that.
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>>36714926
Not that guy but you are underestimating how autistic /fit/ is
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>>36714926
Hell man you dont have to believe me. I have nothing to prove to you, Beside my friend from boston i really dont have any people i can talk to. So i just shared it with /fit/
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>>36713991
ay man at least you got your dingle sucked on
but lol at thinking you launched all 750mg out with your load
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Funniest thread I've been on in a while. Thank you based DNP anon. I'm actually on 500mg atm about to finish a 3 week cycle. As for OHP you should try smaller jumps and progressive overload.
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Post pics of your cum please.
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>>36713991
Lol
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For DNP should I split my daily dosages up throughout the day? Or should I take all 3 pills of 200mg crystal at one time? Currently on 400mg and my cum is yellow
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>>36714518
>really considering getting them, senpai.
You trollin, or nah?
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>>36717149
This is not a dnp thread go to the dnp general and ask i just take all of em at once
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>>36713991
Hey! that's really funny!
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>>36717149
For more stable blood levels take them over the day. For all the sides at once take them at one time and get it out of the way. Personally I do 250 in the morning and 250 in the evening
Kek, Captcha.
>select all images with bread
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>>36714518
>>36717151
you dont need microplates
what worked for me was, when i started plateuing at ~60kg 5 reps and low rep workouts didnt increase it anymore,
i switched to higher rep workouts (10+) and after a few weeks tested ONE REP again and got 70kg.
this will be my current strategy, doing high reps and increasing that weight for a few more weeks then switching back to low reps and seeing what i can do
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>>36713991
holy shit wtf man
please someone explain to me why is this possible so I can laugh even harder. I mean why exactly does she have yellow theeth now?
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>>36717913
I already have BW ohp and do high reps like you, but I was curious if I could improve even more
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>>36718002
DNP's original purpose was as an industrial grade dye. That shit is yellow beyond belief.
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>>36718169
LOL anon I love you so much
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>>36714926
>He hasn't read any of the other multitude of /fit/izens who split after awkward sex
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>>36718002
Please stop laughing
I had one chance of losing my virginity and i fucked that up
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>>36713991
toppest of kek
post picture of cum so we can kek even harder
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>>36718903
Lol now the gates are open its way easier.
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>>36713991
Nice story OP
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fucking kek,
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please get friend to get a photo of her or written confirmation, or no believe
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>>36717301
kek
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