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Lets make a list of fake natty YouTubers

Why? Because these greedy manipulative lying fucks deliberately distort reality and the goals of people in order to sell shitty useless products and clothes.

ALSO just because someone doesn't look completely jacked doesnt mean they arent roiding. Some fakes like to take small doses to give the impression they are *possibly* natty.

List:

Hodgetwins
Kinobody
Buff Dudes
Scooby
Matt Ogus
Dana Lynn Bailey
Mike O'Tren
Simeon Panda
LexFitness
CT Fletcher
Jeff Seid
Christian Guzman
Furious Pete
Mike Chang
Ulisses Jr
Chris Jones
Elliott Hulse
Vince Delmonte
Rob Riches
Gokuflex
Jesse Norris
Kali Muscle
Athlean-X

Everybody on this list is obviously on some sort of PEDs. If you disagree you are being deceived.

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How do I stop hunger? I eat like every 30 minutes!

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Why hasn't Kai Greene won Mr. Olympia?

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>6.5“ wrist circumference

How do I get bigger wrists? Pulling heavy ass deadlifts? Bulking? There has to be a way.

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How do they do it /fit/? How do you reach true bear mode, and not just fake, fatass bear mode? What is their diet like? Do taller people have an easier time achieving bear mode than shorter people?

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I need some help /fit/

>3 months into SL
>eating big to get big
>All old pants are now skintight (progressing nicely to t-rex mode)
>mom says my ass is fat
>tries to give me diet advice, tells me to stop eating shit, stop squating, stop doing "that protein powder"
>try to explain that i am merely bulking and not actually getting fat
>says that's bullshit, first thing to go on a cut is muscle and i should just eat vegetables and do curls to tone up
>go to my room to do some sad ab wheels
>dad comes in and gives me pic related, says i should read it and get some tips
>don't feel like eating dinner

Have I been memed /fit/ what do i do please help.

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Heyy Everybody Jason Blaha Here and ah what ah I'm about to say is ah ah I'm about to eGGsplain myself!

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Redpiledrive me on coffee, /fit/. Is it gud for you, and how much is too much?

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I haven't seen a thread on coregasms in a long time. Basically, you reach orgasm through core work - e.g. planking, crunches.

You'd hear about it occasionally in things - "Climbing ropes makes me feel funny", etc., etc.

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>pic unrelated

I'm gonna be too poor to afford the gym until September, gonna have to put my membership on hold.

All I have at home is a training mat, an ab wheel, and a pair of dumbells. What routine will hit all muscle groups? Here's what I have so far:

>push-ups
>crunches (maybe alternating with ab wheel)
>dumbell squats
>dumbell rows
>floor hypers
>dumbell OHP

Not too worried about legs since I'll also be jogging daily, so the only major muscles I can see that are missing are lats (don't have anywhere to do pull-ups).

Also calisthenics general I guess

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>go out last night
>my manlet friend hooks up with two different 8/10s
>I'm his friend but I hate his fucking guts

Also, women are whores.

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7 months of training. 21/male/5'8'', gained 10 kg from 54 kg to 64 kg. I feel much more confident now. Thoughts?

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So I wanted to start training twice a day. In the morning mostly cardio and calisthenics while at night do more weight training (Wendler type stuff.) I have been lifting for about about two years and want to get more endurance as opposed to only being big. My question really is will I be overworking if I stick to this about 4-6 days a week. Also any tips to keep it more be more efficient are appreciated. Currently ~70 inch, ~165 lbs.

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What's the best pre-workout to use? Currently using the Optimum Nutrition one, just wondering before I buy another tub if there's any better options out there.

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let has alpha thread

start

>19
>make vision to hot girl on road
>she reply
>i ambulatory to her
>she try go away
>i pursue
>faster than her, am like tiger chase rabbit, she slow enough
>she query "what want"
>i respond "cat"
>she receive naked
>i sex her in road
>car honk
>shout 'fuck off i preoccupy with sex the cat'
>taxi commander exit
>punch face and commander defeat
>girl scream 'what you do'
>i say 'shut fuck'
>arrive in her cat
>feces so money

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