So kissless virgin here, and I want to gain experience with girls... Should I lower my standards and practice with fatties?
>>38431817
Not as fast as the one in that pic. Maybe a semi porker
How old, retard?
Then we assess the damage.
>>38431817
No.
>want to be stronger but too intelligent to lift
What should I do?
>>38431679
>Really?
>>38431684
Yes.
End your smug life
Obviously the "cardio will short your gains" is a bit of a meme but how much cardio would be a good amount for someone on a bulk? My cardio is kinda shit and I want to improve it but I don't want to overdue it and fuck up my progress.
What cardio would you guys do while on a bulk? I'd really like to do couch to 5k but I'm worried that'd be too much.
>want to bulk
>point of bulking is a calorie excess to gain muscle quicker
>"hay guyz how do i gain muscles while bulking while burning calories through cardio"
>>38431534
I don't know I'm a beginner and I have been power-walking 30 mins a day.
Seems to work for bulking, but I am coming from 120 lbs -> 132+ so it's probably easier.
Going to keep bulking till like 150, hopefully I don't look super fat at that point.
>>38431570
>power-walking
I hope you're a 65 year old woman.
How do I get this lean without tren?
anabol
anabol
What times do you anons in college lift?
I've been away from the gym in the week leading up to my first day because my lifes been hella busy but im ready to jump back in. im curious what times you guys go
>>38431385
7-9 pm
Due to classes starting at 9:30 in the morning, I have to go to the gym at 5:30am..
Friday and Sunday night 9:30pm to 11:30pm
, then 11am tuesday and thurs since I have a class before that.
People have started going late though, it's getting crowded.
how do you stop looking at the ground while in public?
I literally can't help it. I'm 22 and I've done it since I was 13
>>38431346
force your self to look up and work on your posture..
I had the same issue. Honestly it's just repetition. Every time you catch yourself doing it make a conscious effort to correct it. Just make sure not to slack off and it'll eventually go away.
I do have a problem now of staring into the distance when I talk to people and not looking them in the eyes. Been approaching that the same way.
not being a fago
A-a GALLON of milk a day?
>a squat plug is WHAT!?
You're saying that masturbating to pictures of WHAT.... raises your testosterone?
You eat 1g of protein per pound you weigh everyday??
>Anon, why do you spend all this time talking to strangers on the internet
>>38431278
better than talking to niggers irl
>>38431285
Not disagreeing but wat
Because I don't have your number bbygirl
Be honest, did overcompensate the first time you had sex after you began lifting?
Overcompensate for what
OP maybe you forgot, but you're quite a faggot
>>38431006
Be honest, do you know how to form a fucking sentence?
wtf are you asking?
5'10 173
don't know if to bulk or cut
roast my physique
>>38430948
>5'10'
Don't even try m8
>>38430948
Roast that gay phone case anon
You're a waste of the oxygen I breathe
>ctrl+f
>push up thread
>0 results
Let's get one going.
>>38430883
Come at me brah
>>38431377
Nice dubs
>>38431396
Fug
Reminder that alcohol is the devil.
Your fitness goals will become ridiculously easier if you quit drinking.
>inb4 I'm a god chad who drinks.
No you aren't.
I made a resolution to quit drinking without occasion and go out partying much less often. (Currently about 4 times a week) All after another night of pulling stupid shit I regret and an awful next day. Tfw being social and drinking is killing my gains.
im working on it anon
getting there slowly
I'm a god CHAD who eats pizza and beer every night and have <10% bf and fucks your bitch
What has lifting taught you?
>>38430831
The day you start lifting is the day you become small
Nothing really.
I have to have much patience and discipline. This has made me appreciate the little things in life.
Thought lifting would help sleep. Still dragging ass in morning. What gives /fit/?
>>38430805
go to bed earlier
>>38430805
melatonin
I tried some of that sleepy tea when I had insomnia. It worked, but I had weird as fuck dreams.
How do I achieve Vincent Chase mode?
>>38430769
Eat 1600 calories a day. Have the occasional walk.
>>38430796
Seems too easy, if that were the case most Americans would look like him.
>>38430886
Most any human his weight and size would look like that. Just diet if you are too fatter or eat more if skinnier. Hes never lifted a weight in his life if thats what your asking