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>in the mood
>rape the gf
>finish set with a bang
>dismount, lay down, and watch twitch.tv
>she jumps my bones for more
>the guy is willing but the bone is weak
And I mean it's hot AF that she does that, but I've only ever twice been able to finish that second set convincingly, and we've been married for three years.
Any tips?
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>>40083885
>>rape the gf
>been married 3 years
Sometin don't compute boss
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>>40083916
>rape the gf
>rape the wife
First one sounds better, but yes we're married.
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>>40083885
English isn't ur first language is it?
Im gonna try and decipher that you are saying you can't fuck ur wife/gf more than once?
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Hey /fit/. I'm a fat slob who saw how you guys live and look, and decided if I'm gonna be a lonely fag, why not be a lonely fag with muscles. Anyway, I am a huge guy. Nearly 300 lbs and only 6'2. I have huge man boobs and that is my number one priority at this point. Do you guys know of anyways to get rid of man boobs relatively fast? I don't have gynecomastia by the way.
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>>40083731
>I don't have gynecomastia by the way.
You have absolutely no idea if you do or not, the excess estrogen your fat cells are pumping out could cause it, you will have to cut down to see.
And if you want fat to go from any part of your body you need to be at a caloric deficit, there's no such thing as spot reduction or targeting areas. Eat less than your burn off.
Ex obese here btw
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>>40083731
Read the sticky
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You can't make yourself lose fat from one specific area faster than others.
Do cardio, lift weights, and eat 1500 calories of healthy whole foods a day. (Hard-boiled eggs, spinach, potatoes, oats, nuts, fish, bananas or other fruit, etc.)
Do a 1 to 2 day fast once a month.
Once you lose enough fat, start bulking back up and putting on muscle.
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How do i fix uneven muscles? This part of chest seems impossible to hit.
Also general Uneven Muscles thread
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>>40083555
genetics cucked you bro
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Your muscle origins and insertions can't be changed. In this case, your pectoralis major origin is fucked. Nothing you can do about it. There's no muscle to train there and there's no surgery to my knowledge to fix it.
Yours isn't bad though so I wouldn't even worry about it.
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>>40083681
Not op but I need to convince some crazy Frankenstein doctor to fix my chest gap. They can fix biceps tears and I don't see how fixing chest gap would be any different
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How bad is my hairline? receding? I take biotin pills everyday, should i start on the fin or rogain?
also Hair loss/ Hair health general
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>>40083457
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>>40083457
looks fine
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>>40083457
It's fine dude. You seem paranoid about it so you're seeing things. I get it, though.
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Does /fit/ have a gym crush? Tell me about her
>tfw no gym crush because my gym is full of stacies and no rough looking girl without makeup wearing a hoodie and not talking to anyone
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>>40083372
youre a faggot
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>>40083384
No, that's not it.
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Yeah there's this super petite skinny blond girl with a completely flat chest and tiny ass. She looks like a college student and does compound lifts with adorably tiny weights.
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How to fix"The Meme Chest"
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plz brahs...I don't give a fuck about strength anymore....I just want a good looking chest. My entire body is a meme with these meme pecs, and I need to fix them...how do I do it?? How can I get a good looking chest???
5'6
145lbs
315lb squat
405lb diddy
135 x 5 bench
plz help
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>>40083241
Is this a real question? If you want a bigger chest then do more chest excercises.
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kek
>315 squat
>404 diddy
that pathetic ass body AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SS IS A FUCKING JOKE I SWEAR TO KEK
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>>40083389
PLEASE STOP IT. I NEED YOUR HELP, NOT YOUR JEST.
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>280 lbs
>5'10
>gonna be 27 in august
>have slept with a few girls
>want to get married and have children
>but want to play the field on tinder and stuff like I read about other guys doing
Is it too late for me to make it? I mean I still get girls age 17 to my age, but is there a time where I'm just an old creep? I want to live the /fit/ lifestyle, but I'm scared that opportunity has passed me by...
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>>40083152
>I mean I still get girls age 17 to my age
EXCUSE ME
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>>40083152
I'm in the same position except I'm in a relationship with a girl I don't think I love
27 is definitely not too old to play the field, you are just coming into your prime. 280lbs might be the only thing holding you back though
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>>40083178
I have an on again off again gf. I mean I like the stability, but I really like sleeping with random girls.
And yes, my weight definitely limits my prospects.
I thought like 16 - 21 was a guys sexual prime?
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Good feels bread because I love you guys no homo
I can always get sincere advice in here
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Come on guise, some of you are happy, aren't you?
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Is it healthy to eat only 800g of cauliflower everyday? I did it today and it was so fullfilling
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>>40083024
Cauliflower breaks all the rules, can legit replace starchy carbs without having carbs, I don't understand it but it makes keto 10x better
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>>40083024
Just finished making some delicious cauliflower tater tots. Also had mashed cauliflower with butter yesterday (tastes just like mashed potatos).
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Cauliflower is god tier my man
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post ideal physic
pic unrelated
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first i need to figure out how to be 2d
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Definitely the wave function, although Keplerian orbit is a pretty close second.
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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
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>>40082947
Hey buddy, how was your day today?
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>that guy who weighs so much his ass bruises if he sits down
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>>40082966
I can't complain! Work went by quick and I'm on an off day of my routine. I am currently trying to figure out a picking pattern on my ukulele too. How did your day go?
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Stop dirty bulking.
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oh lord scooby how i've failed thy so,
i keep trying to stop eating fast food but it's convenient. How i've been forsaken by health and my gains for a quick fix of worldly desire please bestow upon acceptance lord scooby for i have sinned!
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>>40082881
Daily reminder that Scooby is an HIV Positive faggot.
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>>40082910
I'm going to ask you what I ask my boyfriend. DO you really want that glazed donut? Or are you going to be man enough to glaze my donut?
The choice is yours.
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Is he just a meme?
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I think it has to be taken with a grain of salt, but he is a decent person to watch for somewhat of a mix of information and fun.
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>>40082740
Maybe, but we with his lifting numbers we know he's natty.
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I think he is good. Look past the fact he is a redneck with a dumb as fuck beard, he has some good info for beginners and intermediates, and at least he isn't full spaz mode like elliot.
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/fit/, which do you prefer?
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Big or Aesthetics?
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>>40082727
>pic-related
Is that body achievable for teens?
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>>40082727
Aesthetic = lean + big + proportional
Big= whatever, an obese man is big. Literally.
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>>40082757
I meant big like pic-related.
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How tf do I increase my appetite?
I'm a hard gaining ectomorph and have already gotten noob gains but I've currently hit a road block in my training. My weight is not increasing and the progress in my lifts are nothing to brag about. I get enough sleep have normal levels of testosterone and eat fairly healthy. The only thing I can come up with is that im not getting enough food due to my low appetite and my busy schedule. Wat do?
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>>40082697
Eat more faggot.
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Just eat u fuckin lanklet its not that hard
>inb4 spotted the manlet
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>>40082707
I don't get that hungry tho