I work as a lawyer. I don't have the time to work out like a moron. How do I lose weight?
I know dieting works but I need the energy to keep working.
>>40363860
I'll tell you if you give me a quick rundown on those guys.
can someone give me a quick rundown on the "quick rundown" meme?
Get some caffeine pills and watch out what you eat. Don't eat late at night and try to get some 8 hours of proper sleep.
Stop Barbell Squatting
got my skateboard right here!
Ylis on speed againXDd
>>40363798
Use steroids instead.
I SEE FLOCKS OF SHEEP
>>40362999
>OP sees sheep
>OP proceeds to bench sub 1pl8 in the smith machine
>>40363167
FUCK OFF YOU PROBABLY AREN'T A DREAMCHASER REEEEEEE
>>40362999
EEETS FOCKIN VYNNZZZ BRUHVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
is there any point getting fit if im 5'11? ill look like im compensating or insecure.
>>40362863
you should not do it
girls will laugh at you
>>40362863
Do it seriously for a year and tell nobody keep it to yourself and youll be ok. People judge you make new friends.
depends what you mean by fit, as in roided out Ronnie Coleman looking freak? or 180- 200lbs athletic looking low bf%?
>/fit/ now thinks this is a good natty physique
Get real, guys. It's not. That's an average physique with shit tier genetics and retarded training/eating/resting methods.
Is this clear now?
>>40362547
Why does he always look tren bloated? Why is he so vascular when he isn't cut? Is it hydration?
>>40362584
There is some weird bloating indeed
>>40362547
Post an example of a good natty physique.
>inb4 patton
Is SL 5x5 the best program for gaining muscle and size for hypertrophy for noob gains or should I do a full body 3x a week 8-12 rep range?
15
If two beers equal for example 6, you cant say one beer equals 3, since theyre the same icon. Thats like saying X = 6 so \ = 3. The problem cant be solved.
>>40362122
Is it 60 or 15? I forget how it works with or without parentheses.
if I train my upper chest and neglect middle/lower parts while maintaining low bodyfat will it offset my puffy nipples and gyno and make my chest look (more) normal?
>>40361664
No.
>>40361664
post your "gyno"
It's probably nothing a little yohimbine and fasted cardio couldn't get rid of
>>40361664
Can someone tell me what's wrong with the right body other than being fat and low muscle mass? Like posture or smth else what is it?
how do i work out my chin and jaw?
>>40369707
By sucking dick. As OP you should know this.
>Bumping
Pull ups, but more so chin ups help I've heard & believe
I really don't understand Trudeau, he has the looks and body language of an alpha but thinks and talks like a beta.
Was he brainwashed?
Welcome to PLG - powerlifting general
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>>40367306
I LOVE NOSTALGIA
No
No
Like after 8 beers
No
Yes
Yes to leansley, no to currentsley
No
Yes
>be skinny
>get fit
>get aesthetic
>notice less and less attention from white women
>black women cannot keep their hands off you, hispanics in 2nd place
>realize sex with ethnic women is better than majority of starfishing white stacies
>im okay with this
Anyone else notice more and more attention from ethnic women the bigger/more jacked they got? I assume it's the same for when a girl's ass gets bigger desu.
What kind of women do you attract with your gains fit?
>>40367301
mostly latinas, and it's ok because I fucking love thick dark hair and latina accents
That body isn't attractive
t white girl
Is there a secret to losing weight? I've been struggling to lose 30 pounds of body fat for about a year now, and I know it's just "calories in, calories out". I have started eating just one meal a day consisting of 1500 calories or less with no liquid calories - but I'm not losing weight. I'm stagnant. I am a 20 year old male, 5'10" 192 pounds. I just want my woman hip love handles gone. ;-;
Your metabolism is fucked. Try alternate day fasting.
>>40364481
You're lying about your calories or you're not tracking them correctly.
If you were eating at 1500 cal you would be losing weight.
> Eat under TDEE
> Body needs energy to run
> You're eating under what your body needs
> Body forced to burn stored fat for needed energy
You're not eating at 1500.
>>40364533
>consistently give your body less energy than it needs
>it continues to burn exactly the same amount of energy
stop
If you take the pill you get 3 inches to your height, BUT your lifespan shortens by 15 years. Do you take it?
Fuck no, being 6'5 would make finding decent pants even more of a nightmare.
>>40364249
No, but i'm not a desperate manlet
6'1" god here, literally the perfect height. Most women think i'm "tall" (lmao morons) but regular clothes still fit me and i'm not a gangly oaf.
>>40364249
That would make me 7"0. Being long sucks as it is.
This is a pushup thread.
ROLLIN
>>40357737
No can do brah today's my off day.
>>40357737
its a non pushup thread now. not rollin.
>>40357878
its off day.
a... a gallon you said?
One gallon of whole milk. EVERY DAY.
>>40353223
>>40353223
You must've misheard. I only use SI units.
this fat people hate thread isn't exclusive to fat people around but also fat ones in gym like webm related.
fucking tired of fatties like him hogging the equipment I need
>>40341588
Not even a solid attempt. 1/10.
>>40341588
Lol you can see people laughing in the background at this fat fuck
why do people get so buttmad about this webm? even if you've seen the whole video, it's funny.