ITT: we pretend /fit/ is majority female.
>5'4" master race reporting in
I'm 5'4" and I'm a guy
>>40368435
Cock or gtfo, attention gigolo
Post Husbandos
You are given the ability to program a pill to contain the exact nutritional content you need for each day, but you can never eat real food again. Do you accept this deal?
yeah, I don't understand the taste meme. I literally eat for health.
>>40367482
But then bulking and cutting is impossible
hell yes
So the nigger who has been shilling himself for the past days can barely squat 2.5 plate
>>40367241
Well yeah, he's an aestheticfag
>>40367241
He is a bodybuilder, not a powerlifter. Numbers mean nothing compared to aesthetics.
>>40367241
>see video of him having massive success with women while you're jacking off to hentai
>REEEEEEE *looks up his numbers*
>HAHAHA DYEL FAGGOT 2.5pl8lmao
>your current max squat is barely 2pl8
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
>tfw not chad
the twink in your pic is definitely not a Chad
How can betas even compete
Powerlifting generally
Shit thread edition
remember NOT to reply to trappy, also the guy accusing people of being trappy is trappy just trying to make anons look like they're the ones ruining threads
Training is looking fun tomorrow.
>>40367201
Just shut the fuck up. Trappy is gone right now let's just not mention him
Hey /fit/
Being white and intelligent life is on easy mode. Lifting is kind of the only thing that I do that is remotely challenging.
I feel like I am a pussy because of it and can't relate to the average person. How do I suffer more?
Pic unrelated
>>40366927
kek, if you were really intelligent, you would comprehend the immanent inanity of repeatedly moving a metal bar up and down, and would instead devote your time and energy to higher pursuits that enrich your mind and spirit
>>40366927
Wat, aside from joining the military you can't really force strife.
Join the peace core or habitat for humanity, there are also somw other volunteer programs where you pay for your tickets and go do labor in other countries.They pay you in food an lodging.
You can stay anywhere from 1 day to _years.
>>40367027
I have considered joining the military. It just seems like to much of a commitment for me if I could suffer some other way.
I'm doing nofap/nosex to try and suffer from not being able to orgasm, but I feel like that further alienates me from the average person. Maybe I'll try being homeless for a month or something like that.
Anyone here use any apps to track macro/micronutrients? I have slight autistic tendencies when it comes to tracking my workouts and food intake, so having an app really works for me.
just a pen and notebook
>>40366538
Yeah, that's how I'm doing it now, but I'm looking for something that can help break it down into a visual representation for me. I'm weird like that
>>40366526
cronometer or myfitnesspal are probably the two most popular
Will lifting turn me into an alpha male?
/soc/ said I have a pretty face
>>40366336
>pretty
Pretty faggy maybe
>>40366336
I'm gay and you look like the kind of guy I'd hit up as soon as I saw you because you seem like you'd be into it
Lose %Bodyfat and you'll have a way more defined face , try opening your eyes more / sleeping more .
>>40366404
I'm gay too and I'd also amuse that you'd be into gay stuff desu .
>CrossFit is a me-
>>40366287
>crossfit invented snatches
>clarence
>crossfit
the top 1% of crossfitters are aesthetic. percentage is probably lower for weighlifters.
>>40366287
Its only a meme if youre lifting the same weight as girls do
>be passive my whole life
>never been in a fight before
>move in with roommates 6 months ago
>all they do is party and break shit in the house
>I'm rational, so I usually talk things out with them most of the time
>meanwhile
>start browsing /fit/
>start lifting regularly about month and a half ago
>feel more manly because I'm in the gym now and getting bigger
>the other night, roommates threw a party when I told them I had to be up early
>usually I would just pack up my stuff and go to my girlfriend's house for the night
>say "FUCK THAT"
>run upstairs and freak the fuck out on my roommates mid party in front of everyone and punch 2 holes in our wall while screaming at the top of my lungs
I've never been violent before in my life. Is lifting causing this? I also recently started taking medicine around the same time to help with muh ADHD (Guanfacine ER).
>pic not related
yes, lifting increases test and high test equals aggressive behavior
was it autism /fit/?
Shitty thing of your roommates to do anon, but more importantly, thanks for the image of the dog. It's the best picture I've ever seen.
Hey fit ive recently started getting a sharp pain in circled area when i do my curls. My form is proper and its only a 40lb curl.
I made a makeshift brace out of a handwrap on it and it seems to have stopped the pain and i can lift again but im wondering if i should call my doctor or is it not a serious problem and should just take a couple days off?
Im still over weight and still a novice at lifting.
overuse tendontis. Fix your form
You don't need to see a doctor
>>40366139
o yeah take a week break or two if you have too
>>40366120
Maybe it's the scorpion on your arm
Started eating vegan
I feel more conscious, my stomach is constantly full and I'm always satisfied, I have no more problems going to the bathroom, and I feel like my mind is sharper than ever. My lifts have steadily improved after a plateau.
Also my sex drive is in full overdrive.
I thought veganism was a meme, but it actually works.
>>40365031
Good on ya man, the sheer volume of food is what turns me off of it. I can't afford that much shit and I ain't gonna survive on rice alone.
what are your macros?
>>40365031
do you use soy substitutes?
>that guy who claims to be a serious lifter and doesnt squat
?????????????????
>>40365019
>that guy that thinks squats actually matter
It's about getting to the end goal, now what lift you do to get there. I'll leg press and leg extension all fucking day if it means I get huge quads.
>>40365127
They do matter though friend
JUST
Why bother when it's all about the FACE?
>>40365002
>4chan, reddit and the rest of society claim women don't want Chad and that not all women want the same thing
Why do they lie in the face of the truth? It must be some kind of mass mental block cause society doesn't like the truth that genetics is everything
They say that different women want different things but it's obvious that 99% of women want Chad, they might settle for you but inside he's who they really want
>>40365741
Society is full of naive, delusional betas. Are you really surprised by this, considering the age we live in?
>step inside the gym
>SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
>SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
get headphones
stop fucking about, and lift
>>40364845
t dyel on their first week to /fit/
stop going to the womens gym