high bar only edition
>>40370807
Ur gyno is showing. Also get a haircut, or wash it or something, you look like the kind of guy who fucks his sister while wasted on moonshine.
>>40370807
1st for ywn harvest frogs tadpoles
Just made a huge fuckin pot of Chanko lads.
Exploded past my protein requirements for the day and have 500 calories to fill with
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Have any of you actually "overtrained"? Or is it really just a meme?
You can do it, but the average Schmoe is so far away from training at that intensity it's laughable. If your body is shutting down, have a hardcore cheat day, an extra nap, and you'll be right as rain.
Its not a meme, but if you dont feel like you have the flu and want to die, you didn't overtrain
>>40370165
When I did oly lifting properly but also wanted to do some considerable accessory work I worked out 2.5 hours in the morning and 1.5 hours in the evening 5 times a week. All of this was heavy lifting only, and usually 1 rep maxes or up to 5 for accessories totalling about 20 hours of heavy lifting per week. I even did a smolov on the side and bulgarian training for a month.
After a while I stopped being able to fall asleep and I felt as i was constantly tired and also hyper. I laid off a bit and it got better. I started the same and it came back.
It is pretty annoying but you truly have to do retarded shit to get it. If you are on gear you probably have to lift 8 hours a day
For the discussion of AAS and for general blogposting and shitposting.
No source talk.
>you fucking animals let it archive again edition
prev: >>40358764
Before you ask beginners' cycle/bnc advice, read the steroid wiki on reddit.
If you still have questions, post the following:
>Age
>Body fat %
>Lifting experience
M A G A
I've been thinking more about that book I was reading (Building the Perfect Beast).
To recap, the author suggested breaking up cycles into phases (androgenic, anabolic, and estrogen/cortisol reduction) to mitigate the negative feedback loop of homeostasis.
So now I'm wondering, what could one do for the anabolic phase without using insulin and gh? He didn't have any suggestions other than that in the anabolic section. If you're not willing to use insulin, do you just not have that phase?
>>40369580
Ah, thanks, I forgot about those parts.
What happened to reddit sst?
ITT: /fit/ memes you fell for.
I fell for the "that's too much volume, just do these compounds 3x5 and you'll make it".
>>40369380
I find it almost cruel that people here recommend strength routines for people looking to get jacked.
>>40369398
To get jacked first you need muscle, and you cant get muscle without a strength foundation
>>40369423
Why not build strength and size at the same time though? 5x5 on the main lifts and then 4x8-12 on accessories
>Eww, I think you're getting one of those hunchbacks around your neck from lifting weights, anon. You'd better be careful!
>Are you really drinking ANOTHER protein shake? I just saw you drinking one yesterday.
>I see you drinking protein shakes sometimes. Do you, like, eat real food too?
>I don't get it. Why are you still lifting weights? You already have muscle.
One other thing: 90 percent of my friends are completely oblivious to steroid use and literally don't even know that the Mr. Olympia competitors use steroids, let alone fitness models, Hollywood actors, et cetera. One of my best friends freaked the fuck out when I mentioned the fact that his beloved football team is almost certainly full of steroid users, like every other team in the NFL.
The other 10 percent are convinced that everyone with a halfway respectable physique MUST be on something.
>>40369051
Why the fuck is /fit/ so fucking shit at making friends? My circle of friends from high school were either skinny nerds or chubby anime watchers and all of us are hitting the gym now and keeping eachother updated on progress even though we're in all in different countries. Our main inspiration was [spoiler]JoJo[/spoiler]
>>40370475
Not OP but I have no idea. All my friends are social losers themselves. And the few cool ones are busy working and saving money and don't have time to work out
comments from my friends
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haha get it i dont have any
How's your love life, /fit/? Are you happy with it?
I'm out of excuses for nogf.
I think I just don't like women.
There's a cute girl in one of my classes that I've been trying to ask out, yet not once have I had the balls to actually do it
Kill me honestly
>>40367061
There's a cute girl I saw in my gym but I pussied out in talking to her. Now 2 weeks later she hasn't showed up at all again at the same hours and I'm going to start going at different hours to try to find her and hope that she didn't stop going.
This is even worse than getting rejected
I see... Questions.
Ask and the gods may answer...
Rep range for deadlifts?
PPL program, don't feel like 1x5 is enough
3x5? 6x3?
>>40366517
Do 1x5 on leg day after squats
No deadlifts on pull day, don't be an idiot
>>40366579
>back squats, sumo deadlifts, leg extensions and hack squats on the same day
ENOUGH
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BROWSING ON MY PHONE UNTIL 2 IN THE MORNING ONLY TO FALL ASLEEP AT 3 AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AT NOON.
IF YOU GET SINGLES IN THIS THREAD YOU STOP TAKING YOUR PHONE TO BED AND YOU MAKE IT YOUR GOAL TO GET A FULL 8HOURS OF SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.
>>40362690
Are you seriously addicted to your phone bro?
People do this?
it'll mess up ur eyes good
>the loser that used a mobile for 2 years before getting a pc (now i have to wear glasses that fog up while running in the cold)
Post pics of your meals
Is that fucking ketchup and cookies with rice
>>40352152
>all those carbs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>40352152
How do you sleep /fit/?
with your mom
>>40345288
FATALITY
>>40345288
/thread
How do we save him, /fit/?
not your personal trainers
>>40344716
Is he beyond redemption?
>>40344741
he'll have to deal with long term damage he's already got through his lifestyle, even if someone were to whip him into shape over the course of a few years. because he'll never do it on his own, no matter what he says. he might suffer some near death shit soon and then claim that it's time to change, but he'll be back to his old way of life soon after.
>go to gym
>see flocks of sheep
>mfw I'm different
you look and are probably a fag, of course you're different.
>>40374111
Look who's talking? I don't think you know who you are talking to brah
>>40374104
is /vinceposting/ a thing now?
>>40374111
t.sheep
What is the better ab exercise: Planks, barbell rollouts or plain old crunches?
hanging leg raises with weight or ab wheel with weight
whats a better wing sauce. Cajun, garlic Parmesan, teriyaki, or plain old original?
I do hanging leg raises and cable crunches.
Stop being a human
Good thread
I wish I could...
>>40373963
Thanks I worked really hard on it
ITT: The perks of being strong. I'll start. Carrying groceries is easier than ever before.
>>40373758
Not really, the bag handled still dig into your hands and leave a painful red mark.
No amount of lifting will give you bigger palms.
People are not disappoint when I said something stupid
>>40373841
>People are not disappoint when I said something stupid
post checks out