How do you pronounce dyel exactly?
W-H-O C-A-R-E-S
>>42750273
t. dyel
You don't. It's like "gif", a word exclusively written and not spoken.
>7 months ago
>driving car
>drunk driver collides into me
>shatter left elbow and left knee
>lose 33 pounds
>become a lanklet
>my years of gains gone
>today
>still a skinny ottermode lanket
Is it still worth going back to lifting? I heard that when you lose muscle you can gain it back quicker afterwards but I don't know if it's too late.
yes
>>42750253
>shatter left elbow and left knee
Sorry to hear that
>Is it still worth going back to lifting?
Yes
>I heard that when you lose muscle you can gain it back quicker afterwards
True
>I don't know if it's too late
It's not
>>42750253
Go back to lifting if you are healed and the doc gave you the okay. By the way, did you get a settlement for the accident?
Whats for dinner tonight /fit/?
gourmet shit
>>42750200
Roast ham, green beans, sautéed cauliflower, and a spinach salad with mandarin orange, purple onion, tomato, red pepper, and balsamic.
>>42750222
sounds like it takes 90 minutes to prepare and 30 seconds to eat
http://imgur.com/a/6dpik
So link attached is how my diet looks at the minute, I've also attached my lifts from the SL 5x5 app.
Is my diet ok or should I make it 100g oats to up my carb intake?
This is my 4th week back at the gym now. I finish each session with 3x8 chin ups.
My bench press has always been weak as fuck, but I can dip a lot more weight and dips seem to work my chest much better, should I switch over?
Also my squat is low as fuck again. I can't seem to get my stance right, at the minute I'm getting DOMS in the muscle that runs down the side of your hips and into the thigh.
Also how long of a break can I take inbetween reps on squat?
>>42750193
How much do you weight? That's a lot of calories you are eating considering your low lifts. I eat the same amount of calories and my lifts are significantly more than yours.
Between squats you should take a breath and then do the next rep.
You can add accessory work to SL but don't eliminate any exercises.
Keep working at it, anon.
>>42750270
I mean how many calories should I be eating? I'm under the impression I need to be eating that much to gain strength and weight. I also do manual work on and off, starting back up full time soon. I weigh about 145-50, haven't weighed myself in about a year+ though.
>>42750288
How tall are you?
Post a body pic OP.
Can you really lose 10lbs of fat (and some muscle) in a week?
>>42750109
No and no one reputable says you can
>>42750109
Yes, but only if you are already extremely fucking fat. Otherwise it will be mostly water.
I'm losing a pound a day by cutting and excercise. 6'3" was 220 now 200
>Be 6'1''
>Be Chad body type
>Been /fit/ for most of my life
>Fucked Stacy's since High School
>Pretty much every guy I know wishes he was me
I mean, it's great, but it's not what I want. I keep fantasizing about being a 5'3'' cute femboy being plowed by men with bigger dicks than me and petting me and loving me. I don't want to be a chad. I want to be a trap.
>>42750009
kill yourself
so u want to be mentally ill is what ur telling me
>>42750013
Will that make me a trap?
1. Im a Piece of shit
2. I weigh 230lbs and 6'3
3. Cant bench more than 100lb
What do?
>>42749915
My 51 year old mom can bench 115x3. Think about that for a minute.
Did you read the sticky?
>>42749915
1) lift more
2) eat less
Just describe what do you think it's the perfect body, you can show pictures too.
Pic Related
ZYZZ
I'm canadian
APOLOGIZE
>>42749788
It should have been you, not Rich...
>>42749788
His GOAL WEIGHT is still morbidly obese
>>42749821
i laughed out loud
https://www.financialsamurai.com/proof-your-weight-is-almost-entirely-genetic/
How the fuck did we miss out on the Boogie of 2013? Pay respects to the ghost of Ronald Post
Fucker managed to stay 200+ lbs overweight after 20+ years on a prison diet
Oh look, more propaganda for fatasses to be/stay fatasses
Fuck out
I appreciate that the article began with something incredibly stupid right at the beginning, so I could know not to take it seriously.
These things are the food of gods.
20 servings of 4 nuggets will net you about 3600 calories.
5 meals a day of 16 nuggets each.
Macros 220/200/200 (f/c/p)
Now to cut down on the fat and salt you take the nuggets and let them soak in warm water for 20 minutes, then drain the water and stick them in a hot oven for 5 minutes to crisp em up again. The flavour is barely affected by this at all.
Add in some fruit and salads or so to get in the green goodies and you are set.
It is honestly one of the easiest ways to bulk up fast and cheap. No matter how auschwitz you are and how hard you find it to eat more, working away 80 nuggets in an entire day is nothing. You can snack away on them whenever and wherever. 0 hassle.
>>42749749
>>42749791
You mock, but I am being deadly serious. If you are a skelly this is one of the easiest ways to bulk up. No cooking, no mess, no hassle, easy to eat, all the macros you need, cheap, easy to obtain etc.
>>42749749
Step back bro. The is rotisserie chicken town.
>4 walmart chickens cost around the same as your nuggies
>3840 calories
>240/24/408 fcp
Hi I'm looking for advice, I have been running 5km everyday or so and 100 pushups, squats and 10 pull ups not so good in that department.
Just looking for some advice on what exercises I should do to become more well rounded.
You ain't gonna make it brah.
>>42749717
Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of juice.
>>42749717
Just take one of the hundreds of calisthenics programs and do one of them. You'll never get huge but you can get in decent shape with time and dedication. It'll be harder than if you could lift and you'll have to be more strict but you might be able to do it.
>at gym
>Labor Day weekend but it's a 24 hour gym
>doin muh thang
>notice only one other person in the gym
>8/10 qt
>makes eye contact, she smiles
>about to go over and try to chat
>my conscience: "you could rape her and no one would know"
>finish my workout avoiding eye contact
>>42749683
Ya blew it. Well that's if that happened anyhow.
>>42749683
did you really think there weren't any security cameras there ffs
>>42749683
>help police I was raped
>ok by whom
>idk but he swiped into our gym around the same time as me
>ok well check the system that has his name and address
I still kek'd anyway
Lifting for a woman.
I am about to do it.
Anyone else do this? (ofc they have)
How did it go?
Falling into the comedy sitcom role of "nice guy I won't sleep with because it might ruin the cool relationship and besides he isn't hot enough" is starting to get old.
>>42749615
>Doing anything for a woman who isn't family in the 21st century
I can already tell you how this is going to end and it's not going to make you happy
>>42749676
Is it going to make me feel worse than hitting it of with a girl at a bar only for her to lose al interest the moment shirtless Chad mcrippletits walks through the door?
If Dr Dolittle were white, he would look like me.
I mean, we can like it isn't so, but physique does a lot for attraction, and skinny lanklets play an uphill battle from the word go. Even if you are some PUA master pussyslayer or so, you are still going to have a better time when you look fit than when unfit. Nobody wants to date an Auschwitz inmate.
>>42749946
>Is it going to make me feel worse than hitting it of with a girl at a bar only for her to lose al interest the moment shirtless Chad mcrippletits walks through the door?
So check this out anon. This is going to eventually happen no matter how swole or handsome you get. I'm not saying don't pursue women, but keep your distance. The closer you let her get to you, the more time you spend with her, the worse it's going to be when she decides to leave you.
What is the worst thing you've ever done on a nofap streak?
>be me
>2 month nofap streak
>at a party
>drinking
>fat black chick that sucked my dick a few years ago there
>Fuck it
>go up to her and start chatting
>nights winding down so not many people around
>absolutely Harass this girl
>hands down each other's pants
>grabbing those tig bitties
>hands everywhere
>have her pinned against the wall while she's rubbing my cock
>tell my mate
>he offers his car keys so I can fuck her in his car
>getting late
>she decides she doesn't want the d
>sit on this random persons couch with the bluest balls
>walk home with underwear full of pre cum
Dug through my dads emails and whacked to a close up video of my mom bating except I wasn't on no fap
>>42749599
Congrats, you got rejected by a fat nigger.
>>42749599
You struck out with a fat black chick?
How the fuck is that even possible? Have you gone to prostitutes and had them refuse to take your money Quasimodo?