>his right arm goes up faster than his left one when he lifts dumbbells
>he uses plates instead of chains
>>42121885
This literally happened to me this morning
are you that dude that was stretching on the floor in front of me?
>>42122476
nah man, I got back from the gym a little while ago
I feel u though sometimes I see posts like these and I can't help but feel like it's about me, despite the chances of that actually being the case being so low haha
No fun allowed for an entire year I guess... today is not sustainable
>>42121837
>1700 kcal goal
L O N D O N
>>42121837
when will they learn
That diet is fucking SHIT
>muffin
>protein bar as a meal
>FUCKING PIZZA
>creamer (bitch)
>alcohol
What is your pantry always stocked with, /fit/?
>>42121632
BBC
whatever mommy buys
>>42121632
Canned Tuna/Salmon/Haring
I can eat that shit forever and I can't stop
Goal bodies thread
>>42121558
I'm a gay nigger I know.
>>42121546
Dude you can't just openly insult manlets we need them to wageslave and raise our kids
>>42121546
>veggie options
Ya blew it
Now it's going to be full of lanky vegan dips
>>42121546
I can't believe you actually took time out of your day to make a shitty poster, post it to a post, then post the pic to a shitty website.
You are worse than a fucking manlet
Daily reminder manlets:
The more muscle you put on, the shorter you look.
>>42121442
Better to be a muscle manlet than a fat manlet.
Not if you're a curlbro. Only thick legs give an impression of you being shorter than you actually are.
>>42121442
may as well make this bait thread into a real one
do some manlets here actually see as having more advantages in comparison to disadvantages in their lives by being short?
in all honesty, except not having the possibility to hit on every bitch out there, so far, I have seen a lot of disadvantages tall people have
>be shorter
>fit everywhere
>no shit posture
>no back problems
>guys not wanting to fight you all the time
>putting on muscle a bit easier
During my semester abroad in China, I even noticed almost every taller person complaining about being too tall all the fucking time due to the metro being made for relatively short people
Went to movies with my wife and kids and saw this when we walked in
>>42121367
it upset you so much that you had to take a picture. sad!
looks like the walle movie
>>42121384
I don't think OP is upset, are you this desperate to add that stupid meme
Seriously, no exaggeration bs like "ANYTHING UNDER 6 FOOT 10 IS MANLET MODE", be honest - is 5 foot 11 considered 'manlet'? I'm pretty sure its above average height in most countries.
Kill yourself for falling for the manlet meme. 5'10 and above is fine
manlet meme is stupid
Just be yourself and you'll find the right girl
>>42121169
you insercure fuck, nothing matters for you. Godamn soullet
you goddamn wet towel, limp person
That's it. I'm done being a skeletor.
Former skinnyfat that cut way too hard and ditched the fat, hence becoming "skinny"
Stats:
5'9, 122lbs
I'm tired of this. Scooby said I should start out with 1900 calories, so I'm doing that.
With that in mind, I'm going to experiment with 1900 calories and up it if I'm not gaining weight. But I don't want to gain empty weight. I want to gain quality weight, a.k.a muscle. So limiting fat gain on a bulkk is essentially lean bulking.
Here's my list of foods. ITT we add our own "foods" that we think no one knows about (I never knew about Dal until some anon talked about it)
Protein:
>Chicken
>Milk
>Eggs
>Greek Yogurt
>Cottage Cheese
Carbohydrates:
>Brown Rice
>Quinoa
>Sweet Potatoes
>Vegetables
>Whole Grain Bread (???)
Fats (how much fat should I eat tho?)
>Eggs
>Avocados
add some more if I'm missing anything. Let's bring this thread to the top and make /fit/ great again.
Also macro rates. I read from studies that the optimal amount of the macros are:
protein: between 1.2 to 2g per kg
carbs: 4-7g per kg
fat: around 1g per kg
>>42121089
I like Quinoa because it has the same texture as ground beef, so you can make taco meat or chili or whatever with 1/2 beef and 1/2 quinoa but it tastes like you're just eating a mountain of meat.
>>42121089
Where's the part of the diet about larping as nazi's and losing your women to foreign men?
Yesterday after my workout I was in the lockers changing and I overheard two guys nearby talking
>"So did you take your shot of test already?"
>"Yep, did a shot in my buttock"
They talked about the usage of steroids completely casually and the most important thing here: The guy who was on cycle looked COMPLETELY NATURAL
Remember that a LOT of people are taking drugs now, even guys who look completely natural use them, be aware of this
it was probably prescribed by their doctor, for low test. Are you this new?
>>42120720
>buttock
Fake and ghey, nobody says fucking "buttock" in casual conversation
>>42120740
It was the best translation from my language I could think of using
t. not from the us of a or yoookay
What would happen if I replaced every meal with a protein shake? Each shake I consume is around 300 calories. 5 shakes a day whenever I am hungry would be 1500 calories. Is this a good cut method?
I mean technically you would lose weight and get more than enougy protein, but you would be unbelievably unhealthy in the long run due to eating only one type of food for weeks on end. Plus I guarantee you would get sick of it within a week and end up pretty deep in the hole since whey isnt cheap.
You guys really help perpetuate the "dumb gymbro" meme
liver failure.
on the bright side you'd have some alpha farts.
Can we have a thread for novice lifters?
I guess you qualify if you are
>below 1/2/3/4
>been lifting less than 12 months
How are you holding up? Come tell us about your secret life of lifting without anybody noticing because there is nothing to notice.
Just finished school about a month ago with a degree in electrical engineering. Used to be really into lifting 3 years ago but gave up when school got more difficult. Actually had reached 1/2/3/4 and lifting was one of the few things that made me happy.
Declined a job bc it would be 90% travel and I want to fucking lift and get into a routine. Now I can't find anyone who will give my resume a second look. Feels bad, but I fucking love the gym
Been lifting for 9 months, gained 20kg bodyweight from 70 to 90. I'm 189cm.
Been doing it consistently except for these past 2-3 weeks. Recently got a gf which is taking up some time
Going into army in 3 weeks, been prepping with cardio. But I've been slacking.. feels bad but I'm positive I can make it
Lifting was the best choice I ever made. That and quit drugs and porn. 1 year after that I aquired a cute gf who wants to move to the countryside and have many children. Thanks /fit/
>start lifting
>oh boy really need to cut 25 pounds
>vastly improved but clearly need to cut another 20 pounds
Fucking Christ, was probably well north of 30% BF but it distributed well enough that I didn't look like it at all. My strength gains are stalling hard and I just want to get this cutting shit done with.
Could this get me into Batman mode?
if you can deadlift 620lbs you already bane mode nigger
>5x7 620 lb deadlift
>no rest days
Holy shit
>>42120391
If you do this you will die
Also
>off day
>20 mile run at 4:50 per mile
>go on /soc/
>body rate thread
>only symmetrical ottermodes get high rates
why am I still lifting?
>>42120283
>/soc/
You do not want someone from /soc/ trust me
>>42120283
>never been on /soc/
>decide to check it out
>go to catalog
>Hairy Girls General thread
>close tab
yeah, i wouldnt trust anybody on there
5'9 Manlet here
After many years of posting I've finally learned. I will never be a real man;
>won't make as much money as my taller counter parts
>any women who likes me has something wrong with them, they're short, Asian, or just generally less desirable
>any gains I make are seen as compensatory
>a little creature quick to defend myself as I have low self esteem from looking up to everybody
>my big dick doesn't matter because no women of value will ever want to see it
I'm just going to buy heel lifts, hope for the best, and if I ever do find a GF I'll let her fuck tall black dudes so she can be satisfied
>>42120241
>I have learned
No you haven't
>>42120241
That is the saddest shit I have ever seen
This is so sad I couldn't even read it all. Please neck yourself tonight