what you drunks doing to get through the week
>drinkan to break the
monotony
>doin to compliment the drinkan
>listenan as the soundtrack to your life
>>8945682
half assedly studying, drinking Bulleit bourbon on the rocks.
drinkan hipster beer and watchin oz
Pretty sure I'm going through mild acute withdrawl. Can't stop shaking and sweating.
Alright kids, I brought a bag of Jolly Ranchers and everybody gets one, what flavor do you want?
>>8957970
Ananas
blue raspberry pls
Lemon
Remember me?
>>8957858
I only drink water. Soda is for fatties.
>>8957866
fpbp and dubs.
>>8957866
What a special little man you are
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Has anyone tried these?
If not, head on in to your nearest Taco Bell™ today!
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literally the best chicken nuggets besides chick-fil-a
Nigga dem nuggets and you know it.
>>8957810
Boot>Bone>Bell>Ball>Triangle
Who else eats their tuna plain?
my cat kobe
>>8957777
No way, my cat Boris too
I EAT IT WITH THE TANGY ZIP OF MIRACLE WHIP
Quick!
I'm feelin' spunky tonight... recommend me an alcoholic drink/spirit that goes well with ice cream.
Bailey's
spunk
>>8957607
Honestly...mint julep. It's a little sipper but pairs well with most ice creams.
Okay /ck/, my brother is bulking because his metabolism is basically eating him alive. He's been severely underweight since we were kids, but it's only recently that it's become clear it's having an adverse effect on his health - mental and physical. In short, he's constantly anxious and uncomfortable because his body believes he's starving.
He's been getting better, but he's having difficulty gaining weight. His stomach is very sensitive and he can't eat much at all. I'll be spending the summer with my family, so I was wondering:
What "dense" meals can I prepare for him to help him gain weight? Things that he won't have to eat much of in order to gain weight.
>>8957482
Make smoothies with protein powder, natural peanut butter, full fat milk, seeds, full fat yogurt, flax oil, bananas, oats. Add some other fruit if you want, but this is all you need.
>>8957482
Biscuits and gravy. Make some dense homemade biscuits that use a lot of butter in the dough, make sausage gravy without draining any fat, and substitute 1/4 of the milk with cream.
>>8957482
pic related
Also, SS+GOMAD
>be me
>be at party
>see glorious cake, ask baker what kind it is
>"oh it's dark chocolate caramel!"
>yee.mp4
>8 year old enters party
>"OH WE SHOULD PUT VANILLA FROSTING ON IT"
>please no
>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
>cake is ruined
>>8957421
Did you hook up and get laid though?
>>8957421
What kind of parties are you going to with bakers and 8 year olds and cake? grow up man
>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
What kind of retarded adults do you know that they would willingly destroy their own food because they didnt want to listen to an 8 year old be an 8 year old?
You smack them upside the fucking head and tell them to go play outside if they're going to be a little shit.
For me it is lime milk, the best tasting flavored milk.
>>8957281
What does that taste like? I can't imagine mixing milk and citrus.
>>8957281
That's not strawberry milk OP.
>>8957285
Pretty easy to find out, isn't it? Squeeze some citrus into some milk. I imagine lime doesn't result well, but perhaps orange could.
>tfw just ate a Totinos pizza
>thinking about cooking another one
>>8957238
You should have excepted your gluttony and cooked two. Then inverse them into a pizza sandwich.
>>8957238
Do it and post pics so I can climax.
>>8957253
>excepted
>chilling with bf
>snuggling and kissing
>hey i'm hungry
>let's make sammiches!
>bakery bought dark rye
>crunchy rutabaga lettuce
>thinly sliced mesquite turkey meat
>swiss cheese
>spreads yummy sambal on one side
>dijon on the other
>garlic kettle chips he made from scratch
>heavy breathing, this is gonna taste so good
>slicing tomatoes
>he places the top unsliced parts on the sandwich
you motherfucker
>>8957217
poopy forgot to put & between rutabaga and lettuce
fml
>>8957217
The only thing you got right were Swiss cheese and Dijon mustard. I've never been more disgusted by two faggots. Not because you're gay, just inept sandwich makers.
>>8957223
W-where did he go wrong? I mean, I'm angry because he gave me the unsliced tops of the tomatoes but...please b nice anon :C
>O'Charleys
When will this place finally die?
>inflated 'rolls'
>portions half the size they used to be
Why did you go if it's so fucking awful?
>>8957004
>inflated 'rolls'
Oh no their bread has actual yeast in it. what a travesty
Food isn't bad. But it's middle tier claiming top tier. The one concept I liked about their restaurant were the glass walls where you can see what's going on in the kitchen. If they still do that, I haven't been there in a decade.
what are some ways i can make my kitchen less gay?
Stop using it
Keep a woman in it.
>>8956954
Paint it all black with flames.
Fast food joint within the city.
Nothing but burgers, fries and chick nuggets.
Ja or nah business?
*already got the exp required.
>>8956773
what city?
>>8956800
york
>>8956814
new your? if yes nah.
bouta to hit little caesars for the first time.
What should I get?
>>8956745
Crazy Mother Fucking Bread
>>8956745
drunk first.
Colon cancer