Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 921. page

>>8948620
Slap the pizza around first, so that it knows your in charge.

You're microwaving leftover pizza just eat it cold if you're not happy with how it comes out
Either that or use a damn oven

Put it in the fucking oven you lazy shit. If I could, I would take away your ability to eat pizza entirely just for making this god damn thread.

>>8947781
That's not fucking jerky, a toothless nigger could chew that shit up.
t. a toothless nigger

The ham and cheese swirls Marks and Spencers used to make

>>8947781
Discontinued? Why because your 7-11 ran out

do americans really eat this?

>>8947496
This is why stoners are not to be trusted with anything.

>>8947521
yes. i went to america once. stopped at fort worth dallas texas during plane intermission and i went to the mall. full of extremely obese nogs and trailer trash everywhere. no gourmet food shops, no juice bars, no healthy food. just fucking fast food and confectionary establishments. jesus fucking christ that place still gives me nightmares

>>8947085
Make tiny tendies.

>>8947085
broil in your asshole

>>8947085
Return to parents, garner their favor as familiars, gain profane cooking knowledges

>>8946248
Carb masterrace reporting in. FI a shit

>>8946248
>why is everyone so against carbs?

Carbs are bad for fat, lazy fucks because they aggravate their insulin resistance and trigger binge eating. There's literally nothing wrong with them, and a high-carb, low-ish fat diet (think 50-60% carbs, 20-30% fat 10-30% protein calorie split) is superior for healthy people.

>>8946289

Right its just more fuel efficient, may more reliable, and produces way more horsepower...

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>>8945093
if you removed the rice, I would eat that up like a tasty little lord.

>be poor
>buy bag of rice
>carton of eggs
>couple cans of spam
>still eat better than most of the world for breakfast
>being american is comfy af

I probably wouldn't order it at McDonald's though. I like the biscuits and gravy.

reminds me of childhood

>>8953384
Looks messy as fuck to eat but I guess that is implied in the name.

they are k

>>8953389
>>8953389
Depends on how big of a joe you want, and conversely, how sloppy

One could have a less sloppy joe by having a smaller portion of meat, not spilling out from te bun

Yeah, I have one hanging above the fireplace at my cottage for decoration.

>greentext with quotation marks
Fuck outta here you dumb whore

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>>8951209
>have several cast iron pans
>have to clean them with fucking chainmail and industrial degreaser
>spend almost half an hour every time
>all I wanted was some eggs and bacon

Hit up tacos el gordo, get anything al pastor. Maybe corn tortillas just aren't your thing, so check out the other options.

>>8949670
Mexican food is garbage
It's only good when you are drinking

>>8949670
Most of my trips to mexico were on the coast, and it's mostly fish based. Snapper and shit like that out of the gulf. Inland it's mostly goat meat, but they also eat beef and pork. Goat stew and whatnot.

U.S. mexican food isn't mexican food...it's U.S. food. My suggestion, go to Mexico.

>>8948131

Tomatoes.

none

Brussels sprouts, tomatoes, onions. Most vegetables. Still don't like peas, though.

>>8946425
I like a good, frozen human forearm.

>>8946437
I don't eat African food.

>>8946425
>getting the hungryman with bones

AWWW HELLL NAW

>>8945926
Drinking beer, playing Battlefield 1, watching old Borat clips. Might go to the bar/pizza shop I work at around midnight to make food and drink liquor.

I finish working at 9pm, and haven't drank the past 2 evenings
I feel like drinking tonight to celebrate 2 days sober plus it's nice and hot outside...
P-please send help plz :/

>>8945947
are you going to the pizza place to work?.. or just as an excuse to drink? got any good friends there? just asking, because its strange that a person might go to their work to wind down and relax. unless of course, you consider work your life. and kek. i love borat. i'll watch that tonight because of your post.
>>8945972
well if you want to stop then you must. but if you don't your only option is really spirits out of the bottle :(. i'm sorry, anon, but these are really your only two options. you can try to drink beer or tasty cocktails, but we both know how it will likely end...i know how you feel and wish i could give you better advice.

>>8944156
I quit smoking cigarettes when I got married a year ago.

Wifey is strangely okay with cigars, though.

I would also appreciate any info any friendly anon wishes to give.

>>8944163

Cigars smell better and, in my experience, girls enjoy kissing a guy who has smoked a high-quality cigar. Something about the taste. My ex loved smoking cigars with me and got me into the hobby. If I can call it a hobby and not an addiction.

nothing like puffing on a phallic brown cancer cock that you pay premium price for huh
just smoke weed lol

>>8939217
Sounds delicious. Sriracha? pls deliver. I'd do it, but gas is leaking from my stove so I can't use the top until someone comes to fix it

>>8939224

Luckily I work in a pharmacy. Small gauge needles are easy to come by that shouldn't completely pop the albumin casing.

I may deliver tomorrow.

What type of dish should I make?

>>8939217
you put any amount of note in it and its gonna burst no matter how small your needle ya dingus

waste of time

>>8939136
Whataburger

>>8939136
shart yourself back to >>>/pol/

>>8939252
no you