>be me
>be at party
>see glorious cake, ask baker what kind it is
>"oh it's dark chocolate caramel!"
>yee.mp4
>8 year old enters party
>"OH WE SHOULD PUT VANILLA FROSTING ON IT"
>please no
>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
>cake is ruined
>>8957421
Did you hook up and get laid though?
>>8957421
What kind of parties are you going to with bakers and 8 year olds and cake? grow up man
>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
What kind of retarded adults do you know that they would willingly destroy their own food because they didnt want to listen to an 8 year old be an 8 year old?
You smack them upside the fucking head and tell them to go play outside if they're going to be a little shit.
You shoulda gave that little kid some cigs and told him to go have fun elsewhere, always works for me.
You know you could just remove the vanilla frosting off of your slice.
>>8957448
I work as a clown. This was in a rich area a few towns over.
>>8957421
whats wrong with vanilla?
>>8957459
Good post
>>8957421
Was the cake really ruined? I mean its just vanilla frosting cant be that bad.
>>8957604
>I work as a clown
You don't get cake, you get a paycheck. Go buy your own cake.