what are some ways i can make my kitchen less gay?

Stop using it

Keep a woman in it.

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>>8956954
Paint it all black with flames.

Exit your kitchen

Hot pan; Olive oil

>>8956963
That's a bar, but it looks like a one way ticked to cock tow...I mean flavor town.

>>8956963
This. Only gay nu-males dislike the flame print lifestyle

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OP's will OP.

>>8956965
underrated

>>8956954

stop cooking in the nude and presenting your boipucci to your fag bf when he comes in?

leave small pools of blood from the raw meat you eat on the counters

>>8956954
>>8956956
yeah, just don't go in there anymore

or at least not as much

wait for it....
stop sucking dicks in it
rim shot