the eternal dilemma
>>8997729
oil if you have some balsamic vinegar.
butter if you dont
>>8997729
>not just using fat
>>8997755
do you sprinkle sugar or salt on fat spread?
What's your go-to chicken and beef seasoning? I literally have no ingredients in my new apartment.
Chicken: dried basil, oregano, sage, and paprika in equal parts
Beef: rosemary, sage in equal parts and smaller portions of onion powder and white pepper (2:1 ratio)
Assume salt and black pepper to taste for both of them
Salt and lemon pepper.
Thoughts?
you need to eat the stuff from the bottom of the pyramid to be able to eat food higher up
so you need to eat for example butter, sunflower seeds, a piece of pumpkin, some liver, and some chocolate (in that order) to be able to have a glass of wine
>>8997044
>butter in the basics
sounds like a solid plan
>>8997044
What do I eat if I have IBS and almost all vegetables and fibrous fruits/berries give me explosive diarrhea?
I'm hungry. Gonna drive to McDonalds and order my favourite!
>Towering 100% beef Big Mac
>Crispy french fries
>Ice Cold refreshing Coca Cola
What are you getting from McDonalds tonight?
Nothing, McDonalds gives me diarrhea
>>8997007
Aw does da widdle babby want some healthy froot instead? Fucking pusscake
>>8996996
Fuck off McDonalds
garbage
I forgot the steps and ingredients. How do i make this fine American dish.
Take two pieces of white bread.
Smooth peanut butter on the top side of both pieces.
Jelly in between to taste.
Put the peanut butter side on the peanut butter and jelly side and squeeze lightly.
From top to bottom your sandwich should be
>bread
>peanut butter
>jelly
>peanut butter
>bread
Now you're going to wanna go heavy on the ingredients but I find the key is a light hand. Remember, you can always make another!
fucking google it sheesh
>>8996921
>Smooth peanut butter on the top side of both pieces.
>not chunky
Broccoli tastes disgusting to me, idk how other people can eat it so easily. It's not bitter or a bad flavour, just tastes like I'm eating cardboard, it just has no flavour. How do I cook or season it so it doesn't taste disgusting?
there is nothing special about broccoli. You don't have to eat it at all if you don't want to. I like steamed cabbage, carrots, Brussels sprouts, green peas, all kinds of things.
Stick to your sodas and energy drinks and big macs you shit for brains US pig
Steam it, add butter, stop being 12
I've been wanting to make this burrito
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/chipotle-chicken-burritos-recipe-2121135
but "chipotle chile in adobo sauce" is nowhere to be found where I live. Is there any alternatives to this shit? I can get chili peppers, but there are no chili pepers in adobo sauce or adobo sauce alone
>>8996814
Where do you live anon? I'll send you some
>>8996814
Peppers + a little tomato paste
>>8996827
lithuania
So what is your favorite flavor?
>>8996804
>eating fake American cookies made in Canada
Lolno.
>In 2008 the licensed companies were Little Brownie Bakers (LBB), a subsidiary of Keebler, which is owned by Kellogg's; and ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Interbake Foods, which is owned by George Weston limited
http://www.weston.ca/en/Home.aspx
>>8996821
The cookies are still made in the US
>>8996832
No they're not, in fact most of the commercial bakeries are in Mexico and Guatemala. Also, 100% of the ingredients are foreign, which is weird considering the vastness of America and our colonies, and they nutritional resources they possess.
It's a scam I won't buy in to. The cookies don't even taste good any more. In the 80s the cookies were great, ffw to today, cardboard tasting shit food.
Made some salmon and rice for me and my sister.
For the salmon I put:
Olive oil, soy sauce, salt, pepper, lemon juice, garlic and onion powder, paprika and Italian seasoning
For the jasmine rice I just used a rice cooker, washed it once, added black beans and used same stuff as salmon besides the olive oil and lemon... Added turmeric though.
Any suggestions to change up the taste of the rice and beans?
>>8996773
>paprika mixed with soy sauce
>>8996773
I think the beans would benefit from being cooked separately, and then poured on top of the rice. Just google a bean recipe that looks like it'd taste good and go from there. Maybe try some red beans and rice, and instead of your current salmon seasoning try something like old bay. That'd match well.
For a different taste on the salmon, maybe try a quick asian-themed marinade. Sesame oil, honey, soy sauce, fresh ginger and garlic, and maybe a little chili sauce if you want some heat. I don't think it'd go well with beans, but that'd be a yummy treat paired with white rice and some steamed or roasted veggies.
>>8996777
what should I use instead for a good spicy kick?
So me and my buds like to make meatballs for family and friends in our free time. However recently we saw a flyer in the center of our town by the local sub shop. After a few marinara subs we came to a conclusion. We were going to take part in the event that the flyer had advertised.
The event consist of making the finest meatballs from all around. You have three teammates so this works perfectly for me and my boys. We have to beat this other team though, couple of local boys who go by the name of "The Meatball Boys" they claim to be the king's of meatballs at least in our town. Anyways these guys mean business and as good as we are we need some help. Can any of you suggest some ideas,tips & tricks or strategy? Any help will be appreciated.
>>8996729
When in doubt eliminate the competition. Take 'em out before the contest even begins.
>>8996729
Grape Jelly Meatballs
>>8996729
Sounds like the beginning to a crappy college humor movie. Seth rogan, Michael Cera, Paul Rudd and that guy from Napoleon dynamite I guess. Maybe james Franco.
Four culinary students start a rivalry with "the meatball boys" for some reason. Lots of drinking and smoking weed in between. But they have a secret weapon - /ck/ the movie
find a flaw
>>8996711
>greasy mall food
Waste of $10, finish up then scurry on back to your wagecuck McJobbyJob.
Looks pretty shitty, like everything in that Styrofoam container tastes the exact same.
Its somehow dry and greasy at the same time
Name ONE brand of "rainbow" candy that actually has all the colors of a typical rainbow (red orange yellow green blue and purple, fuck violet) in a single package. You can't.
>>8996667
skittles you retard
>>8997048
WRONG There are no white skittles
Any other deep philosophical shower thoughts you need /ck/ to solve for you OP?
Is /ck/ the worst of all boards?
I browse nearly all boards except for the anime ones and im really starting to think that this ones is the worst one. Not because the board is about cooking as it is something i really love, creativity in general, but the quality of threads and posts are the very lowest compared to any other board i watch.
About 90 % of the threads are about fast food, like wtf? You aren’t even cooking that? No threads about general region specific cooking or cool recipes / techniques, its all just ‘’what kind of canned soup is best and why is it this lol’’.
Most of the other boards have several serious thread going on all the time (i know every single board has shit posts all the time) but i can scroll the front page on this one and see only shitty fast food threads… Is it because only americans post here? Really sad as food is so essential in human life. Big potential for a great board.
Also a thread just for alcoholics, wtf?
>>8996648
Okie doke. Back to your home board now.
>>8996648
It's Food & Cooking. Cooking is after food, so it makes sense that there's more general food talk then cooking.
1. Food AND Cooking
2. you are a hypocrite, instead of helping cultivate your desired content by posting a cooking thread, you made this shit instead
people eat bean and rice and vegetables and fruits. No meat. you'll live longer and be saving animals and the planet.
I'll eat both, thanks.
Homo sapiens wouldn't exist if their ancestors didn't eat meat you homo
>>8996589
Not him and not vegetarian, but how is that a valdi argument? Our ancestors did a lot of shit that we don't have to do.
Pulp > no pulp
>>8996294
Water > sugar water
I don't like my drinks to have the consistency of snot.
Honestly though I think real orange juice is fucking terrible. It's the one case where I'll take the processed sugar-added crap any day. Orange juice has this snotty consistency and it's always crazy sour to me.