If you could have an infinitely refilling cereal that magically has 0 calories and no expiry date, what would you choose?
For me, it's the honey nut cheerios.
>>8988945
life cuz I dont have one
Frosted Flakes. I have it like once a year and I always end up running through like three bowls back to back
0 calorie granola would almost make life worth living
Is there a food:
>easier
>cheaper
>more versatile
>tastier
>quicker
Than the humble omelette?
This should be everyone's first dish. Teaches basic skills such as temperature control and how to be delicate, and is a great way to fine tune your palette.
Gonna make one in your honor OP.
Fuck i saw this thread after i finished my scrambled eggs
>>8988448
Not vegan. I don't like chicken periods.
Anyone knows what kind of fish this is? It looks revolting. Like something out of an Alien movie. I'm pretty sure that's its dick we can see on the top piece.
looks tasty af desu
Took a bite. It was hard and... crunchy. Pretty disgusting mouthfeel. I think I might feed the rest to the dog later.
what's that white shit coming out of it?
How are you gonna explain this vegans?
Why would they need to explain it? It's a diet, not a religion. Your trash analogy that you're typing up isn't going to be a very meaningful one.
>>8987943
most vegans are bullied into veganism by their peers, with their vegan peers gone, they usually get bullied back by their new meat-eating peers into eating meat or whatever those eat. humans are a social beast
>>8989418
Sounds like only weak-willed pansies become "most vegans" then
Let's get a horror stories thread of dining with family members/friends, I'll start:
>Inlaws insist on going to fancy steakhouse, where I happen to know the owner and head chef, for my wife's Birthday
>I suggest that it's a terrible idea based off of previous dining experiences
>FIL orders NY Strip, "Extra well done"
>5 minutes after order is placed, asks for a manager to complain about how long the food is taking
>MIL orders Prime cut of Prime Rib rare
>Food comes out
>FIL complains his steak is burnt, dry and leathery and asks for ketchup AND mayo
>MIL complains her steak isn't cooked enough and sends it back twice
>Both eventually throw a loud and obnoxious fit and want a full refund, free replacement order, and to be able to keep their original order and put it in a to-go box (they are not Black...though it seems like it, but the whitest of white people you will ever meet)
I handed $460 to the waitress and walked out, got a hotel, and didn't talk to my wife for 3 days. Made it clear I would never go to a public or private gathering with them ever again. It's been 3 years and I haven't attended a single xmas or thanksgiving.....was a terrible night but worked out well in the long run I suppose;...owner still gives me shit when I come in for drinks
Lame bait
Same bullshit posted all the time
Get a life OP
>>8987615
So...they're horrible people.
I have an inlaw one as well.
>In Macau meeting inlaws for lunch
>@senado square eating at a kinda old restaurant
>Let them do the ordering
>father in-law doesn't care for me because I was born and raised in the US
>order a bunch of offal and stuff, trying to gross me out
>I'm still Chinese you dumb fuck
>Eat without a care
>father in-law getting annoyed his plan to humiliate me isn't working
>ask for the check, father inlaw snatches it from my hand
>"No, I'll pay" I say and snatch the check back
>"Okay" he says with a smile
>Fucking got played. Fine. Whatever.
>The rest of the night dragged on, we walked around the square eating things, it's turned into a contest between son in law and father in law
>Neither of us are really giving any ground
>Decide to go for the nuclear option
>LETS GET ICE CREAM
>I know for a fact that both of us are lactose intolerant
>Get two triple scoop cones for the both of us, my wife and my mother in law are now just two distorted shadows in the background
>We dig in hard and eat everything
>I can hear him burping as I'm hailing them a cab
>There's a slow rumble in my gut as we get into our cab
>Wife is laughing at our stupidity.
>Some time later that night I crack one off in bed and then my pajamas feel wet
>Oh shit
>Open my mouth to say something and projectile vomit
>poop vomit trail all the way to the bathroom
>fucking hell
>puke and shit my guts out until 3am
Never eating dinner with that asshole again.
>>8987654
I've only posted this 2 other times, once about 6 months ago and the other time literally over 2 years ago....both time, the threads went to 200-300 posts with pretty good stories
How come dusky ethnics cook food that is so spicy and hot?
You cant even taste what it is you are supposed to be eating.
(...plus flamethrower shits)
Its very often paired with sides to mellow the dish like the rice in your picture, yogurt, etc.
>>8986645
In hot areas, spices acted as preservatives before refrigerators were invented.
>>8986645
spices and hot things are poisonous to the soul
What do you guys think of Einstein Bagels?
meh tier bagels. better than the round pieces of bread they sell at grocery stores, but not authentic.
Not bad
>>8985305
They're alright. I have one conveniently placed on my college campus, so I end up going there a lot.
If you could pick only one of these three salsas to have with your Mexican food the rest of your life - salsa verde, pico de gallo, salsa roja - which would it be?
Pico but my my heart would ache for what I'd lost forever
>>8985226
I prefer the green taqueria sauce.
>>8985244
Huh? The what?
Gimme tips; What veggies taste best, what kind of solution to use ? is table salt appropriate for brine ?
>>8983544
Simple vinegar and salt brine.
Make sure your salt is non iodized, it will kill off the good bacteria.
>>8983544
I always wanted to into canning but on a scale of 1 to 10 how easy is it for some noob to kill himself by accident?
>>8983544
I keep getting kahm yeast in my ferments. How do I stop this shit from growing?
What foods would you gain massive amounts of weight from if you constantly had them in your house and around you and you just couldn't help yourself?
Pasta, nuts, breads, fruits, meats, beans.
>>8979245
Something like this
>>8979245
Ice Cream
[spoiler]I constantly have it around[/spoiler]
what pasta is objectively the worst, and why is it spaghetti?
>>8973716
That's a weird way to spell maccaroni
>>8973716
Those little fucking shells
>I believe fondant is the way of the future
>You need these kind of cakes to succeed
He's said this countless times, but was he right? Is fondant the way of the future and the true power of cake?
Rolled fondant is disgusting. I always scrape it off and throw it away.
>>8991738
why his arms are so short
>>8991738
He was right. Presentation is more important than taste and texture for social events and nobody is spending $100+ on a personal cake.
Dear /ck/ east coasters,
What's your opinion on Wegmans Food Market and why is it the best grocery store?
>>8991422
Is this one of those "class anxiety" thing where marketers trick people into buying the same thing at 40% markup because shopping anywhere else will turn them into niggers?
FUCKING PLACE IS FANTASTIC
BEST DONUTS AND MUFFINS IN THE GOD DAMN AREA AND MEAT & CHEESE SELECTION ARE DOPE AS FUCK
ALSO THEIR FOOD COURT IS BALLER
also they got some cuties working the register all the time
are bugs really the future of cooking?
pic related I had these at the mariners game.
They had zero flavor and bad texture.
Felt like eating empty peanut shells covered in chili lime spice.
Not very good, only had a few before tossing them away.
No. Bugs are a stupid meme pushed by vegetarians and eco-activists because B-B-BUT COWS USE SO MUCH WATER!!!!!!!
Eating bugs is probably less painful than watching the Mariners play.
>>8991219
only when the world suppoedly runs out of meat. but that agenda has been plugged by the veggo bragade for over 20 years.
but the reality is: as long as there is sustainable farming around the world you neednt worry. there will be meat to go around cos at the end of the day the world keeps turning reguardless of whose in charge...
hey guys, so when trying to save money is it better to cheap out on things like meat or things like cooking oil? what can i cheap out on and still make a somewhat healthy meal?
Check out weber cooks on youtube wildcat
>>8991211
There's nothing wrong with frozen veggies or meat that's been marked down to sell (as long as it's not fish).
>>8991211
>cheap out on things like meat or things like cooking oil
no. get chicken thighs with skin on, peel that shit, render the fuck outta them and store that in a container. then with the crispy chicken skins sprinkle salt or old bay if you have any human decency and enjoy chicken skin cracklings. chicken fat (or chicken butter in this case) is pretty good.