How do I eat broccoli without throwing up

there is nothing special about broccoli. You don't have to eat it at all if you don't want to. I like steamed cabbage, carrots, Brussels sprouts, green peas, all kinds of things.

Stick to your sodas and energy drinks and big macs you shit for brains US pig

Steam it, add butter, stop being 12

>>8996869
a small amount of cheddar cheese helps too

>>8996860
It's apparently really good for you, it'd be nice if I could eat it since so many other people do.

>>8996872
saute in olive oil and add salt and pepper. go heavy on the s&p

>>8996856
Make a sauce of soy sauce, mirin, chili pepper flakes, ginger and garlic. Steam brocolli a few minutes. Either dress brocolli with sauce like a salad or dip into it. Most people will like it if they try that sauce.

On the other hand, who here love /rawbroccoli/ ?

>>8996871
That actually sounds gross

>>8996856
>olive oil
>juice of 1 lemon
>salt
>pepper
>lemon zest/lemon pepper
Place tin foil in a baking dish and bake it for like 20 min at 400F or some shit until it's done to whatever consistency you want. I like mine a little overcooked when baked (undercooked when steamed).

How can something which has no flavor taste disgusting?

Steam and eat with japanese mayo.

Steam them with potatoes and carrots, mix with parmesan cheese and one whisked egg, salt if needed, shape with hamburger form, cook in pan with butter or in oven until crisp. Profit, even my little kids love this.

>>8996863
this desu

>>8996872
I had a PE instructor who swore by broccoli.

>>8996856
It actually has a very mild, somewhat sweet taste to it especially in the thicker stems.

>>8996863
OBSESSED

>>8996856
I stab the stem with a fork to allow it to absorb water faster, and boil it for like 10-15 minutes. I really love broccoli when it's soggy, and falls apart on the fork. It tastes best with a big pinch of salt.

I don't like big chunks of veg and I don't like crunchy food.

>>8997171
To add: save the water it's boiled in and make gravy with it or use it in stock. It saves the nutrients.

>>8997176

do not do this with vegetables unless they've been blanched in different water first

>>8996856

Cook it lightly so it has a nice crisp texture. Put sauce on it you like that tastes good.

>>8996856

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