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>>7713146
Everyone has lazy nights.

>>7713146
They're good for spice rubs, or any application where moisture would be a problem e.g. popcorn seasoning

>>7713146

NO but one time when reaching for the lube I grabbed on of these and we don't speak of the pain.

>>7713090
yah

>>7713090

yes

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>>7713090
Yes.

>>7712989

lol, monster meat is cuck bread.

>>7712989
Juniper berries? Reminds me of a old friend..
I wonder if he still makes that mead with juniper berries mixed in.

>>7712989
I'd eat it. As a matter of fact, I'd eat that at a baseball game. It would go great outdoors with an icy brew.

Me? I'd make crab legs

I'd definitely be making roast unicorn in such a scenario.

I invited this really high class woman over to my mom's house. I don't have a hot plate or anything in the basement so I made PB&J with the crusts cut off. The night ended in sheer ecstasy and bliss (once the roofies kicked in).

>>7712835
You got that right. The only good meals I've had since leaving DFW were the ones I made myself.

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>>7712845
You don't want to know the things they are doing to "Mexican food" up in Virginia.

>>7712835

sorry tx but salt and pepper isn't enough flavor for bbq.

>>7712785
Coffee or energy drinks help.

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>>7712788

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>>7712789

Chad and Stacy GTFO.

Orange slices and a Capri Sun.

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>>7712695
tossed salad

I love veggie burgers. Granted I'm vegetarian, so I don't know if I'd still eat them if I went back to meat, but they definitely satisfy the craving and don't taste like shit. Harvey's makes a pretty good veggie burger, and as far as grocery-brand I've only ever tried Yves, which is alright.

Now veggie hotdogs, on the other hand, are an abomination.

Those are delicious, OP. Enjoy.

>>7712656

there are good veggie burgers

they're all overpriced though

i'd eat them exclusively if they werent like 5 times the price of beef ones

Delete this.

>>7712510
Damn, that sucks! Great blog though, I added it to my favorites.

>>7712510
Dip tendies in mashed potatoes. Send complaint to KFC website, you'll probably get a coupon for free food.

When it starts to look dirty.

The only thing touching the inside should be water, and giving it a quick wipe down with a soapy sponge takes 30 seconds.

>>7712483
Oh man you gotta see my roommate's jug i won't even drink from it ill try and get a pic

Once every 2-3 months, when I change the filter.

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>>7712358
why the fuck did you not just get a picture that suited your description?

Beer

>>7715195
what kind of crackers? the only thing thats missing is some kind of sweet taste to be perfect. you have salty, sweet, texture, and fat

>>7712355
Are you going to use a canned "premium" sauce?

>>7712355
>steak
>barbecue
sorry, but that sounds absolutely awful. steak cuts are much better suited to quick, high cooking like with a grill, pan, or broiler, rather than the low and slow method used in barbecue. If you barbecue a steak, you're just gonna be halfway between steak and jerky, and it won't be good. Barbecue chicken is good, but you have to make sure you don't add too much smoke.

>>7712359
my mom will probably buy some expensive jarred sauce. We are not going to make our own but we won't be using Ragu etc.

>>7712366
the steaks would go on the grill, but I think they would be too bland on their own.

85/15 ground beef formed into a patty and seasoned liberally with salt and pepper. Put it in a hot pan with no extra fat. When the brown starts creeping up the sides flip it over and continue cooking to your desired doneness. I do medium rare if it's decent meat, medium if it's cheap, 100 cows in a bite, type stuff.

>>7712118
No bread crumbs, egg, or Westchester sauce?

Moist, cooked to medium/medium-well.

At the risk of being branded as some heretic, I mix a heaping tablespoon of beefstock powder into a pound of 80/20 ground beef rather than salt. Then I form my patties, get my pan hot, cook one side, flip, top with sautéed mushrooms and onions and a slice of cheese then remove to a bun, two slices of sandwich bread or two slices of toast and consume.

I don't consider BBQ and a BBQ party the same thing, but do use both terms.

BBQ is slow smoked meat. A BBQ party usually just involves grilling, and alcohol, and everyone being outside.

>>7712093
Moron.

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>>7712093
I'm referring to a proper party with a smoker. Not that propane pleb shit.
Say you were to hire a catering company to throw a backyard party, what would you want?

Of course it is. Baja blast is the normie dew. Normies always get their way.

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>>7711988
I bought the last case of 12pk cans at Walmart, and voted online.

I miss Revolution.