I just won the big game and I need some tasty celebratory recipes

Chad and Stacy GTFO.

Orange slices and a Capri Sun.

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>>7712695
tossed salad

>>7712695
fish tacos

hot bowl of oatmeal

>>7712695

I go with a salad, she looks kinda fat.

>>7712718
>>7712722


this is now a salad thread, all other repies will be ignored.

>>7712695
I'm a 36 year old kissless virgin and this photo offends me.

>>7712695
She has one strong jawline.
Perhaps thats Chad and Chadina.

>>7712737
>wanting a mate with a weak jaw line
>wanting offspring with a weak jawline

>>7712695
I would put it in her 'end zone' if you know what I mean.

>>7712737
>>7712823

bitchz better start talkin bout salads.

also post greens.

>>7712830

yeah bro. I totally get its like a black hole that just sucks you right in. once they get you cuckin there's no going back.

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Someone post Jack's cuck salad webm for OP's gf to make

>>7712695
no such thing happened OP. You are a neckbeard with a hairy dick in your palm. Wake up, for godsakes.

>>7712927
Scotland Yard is in dire need of observant guys like you.

>>7712935
lol

>>7712718
/thread

Honey lemon slices, gotta have the energy to gangbang the entire cheerleading squad.

>>7712695
Who wins the big game scheduled early in the Murican morning? Who would schedule a championship game at the break of fucking dawn?

lol.

And eurofags don't have cheerleaders either.

Your "gf" should make you a warm prune tart. That would get you moving. Because you are full of shit.

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nice thread

>>7712736
How are your wizard powers developing?

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>>7712830
Savage>>7712695

>>7712711
This, athletes only eat orange slices and caprisun. I'm skeptical of your athletic experience op.