alright /ck/, i just graduated high school and i want to make a small, intimate dinner for some friends. any ideas as to what i should make? include recipe if possible please
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Cyanide with a side of bullets
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oatmeal with fish
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How about some sour warheads and caprisun you fucking toddler
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So, without getting into a discussion about whether places like Chipotle/Qdoba/Panchero's/etc. are shit or not...
Many of them have beer on the menu. If you ever go there, I'm wondering whether you've ever gotten beer with your meal. It's never occurred to me to do that. Basically doubles the cost of your meal.
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I did once. You can only buy one at a time and you have to drink them within site of the cashier. Not worth it at all
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>>7714697
>Paying craft prices for shitty domestics
Yeah, nah...
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>>7714698
*sight
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more like gay poupon
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>>7714658
That commie is a commis!
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>>7714658
Q. How do you get a gay man to sleep with your mother?
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>>7714658
Pico de gallo?
More like pico de GAYO hhaaahhahahuauu
We all know it's good, but how can it be improved?
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Well I like to put some grat 'yere on my 'gna also a bit of 'ka on the 'ced 'eef preparation is mandatory
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sriracha
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>>>/epicmealtime/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CMA7UCOoO4
what are some legit ways to save money cooking? and i dont mean dude rice and beans lmao, just some cheap tasty food that i dont need any sorth of training to make
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Just get a pressure cooker and always buy the stringiest meat with a lot of connective tissue. Cook that shit until its tender.
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Baking potatos
Egg whites
Canned fish
Canned soup
Only eating once slice of bread a day
Cherry tomatoes
Cucumber
Garlic
Onions
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What are some desserts / sweet stuff that a beginner can attempt?
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chocolate chip cookies, you have to be literally mentally challenged to fuck those up
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Rice pudding is probably the easiest.
At its most basic:
Rice, 1 cup
Salt, a pinch
Water, 4 cups
Milk, 2 cups
Sugar, to taste
Put rice, water and salt in a pot or pan and set to high heat, uncovered.
Bring to the boil and allow to cook, stirring occasionally.
When reduced and quite thick, add sugar and milk.
Dissolve sugar and allow pudding to cook down to desired thickness, then off the heat and chill.
You can also make variations to the recipe, like swapping in coconut milk for regular milk or using hot chocolate mix in place of sugar. You can also stew certain fruits, like mangoes and cherries, with the pudding or simply use them as a topping. You can add spices (cardamom is nice) or nuts.
Super easy and pretty nice.
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>>7714612
this, also cheesecake is pretty hard to fuck up. maybe like muffins. If it's more for like a dinner party try to make a simple panacotta or any type of pie.
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What should I cook for my boyfriend tonight? I'm at his place so it has to be something where i won't make too much of a mess.
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>>7714567
What kind of foods does he like?
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>>7714571
Spicy stuff. He doesn't really dislike anything
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How about you kill yourself and serve sandwiches at your funeral? Everybody loves sandwiches.
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Make way, best normie beer coming through.
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I like the big Asahi cans a lot.
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>>7714692
I like the Sapporo cans. They're cheap and good for BBQ drinking.
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>Using rice as an adjunct
Might as well drink Bud, desu senpai.
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The worst chicken nuggets ever made 2016-05-26 16:44:55 Post No.7714504
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The worst chicken nuggets ever made
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>>> Pilgrim
literally the most disgusting tasting nuggies ever made.
Now with plastic and wood flavor!
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/recalls-and-public-health-alerts/recall-case-archive/archive/2016/recall-027-2016-expanded
Whomever allowed these to pass USDA guidelines and be sold may they die in several fires.
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>>7714504
Yeah, but if you want to eat like 50 chicken McNuggets without the shame of driving thru McDonalds, this is the only way to do it.
They don't have quite the same taste, but the texture was 95% there. I used up some old containers of their BBQ sauce, and it fooled my brain pretty good.
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>>7714504
>nuggies
underage b&
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>>7714504
Tyson brand are bad. They have the hard bits that just ruin your entire hour after you bite wrongly
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Has anyone tried the chocolate custard pie from McDonalds? Thoughts?
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>implying people still go to mcdonalds
had a friend who tried them, said they were decent enough
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I'd like to stick me knob in one
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I'll get my salmonella elsewhere, thank you
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ITT: Your 10 favourite foods 2016-05-26 15:57:32 Post No.7714396
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ITT: Your 10 favourite foods
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If you are going to choose ten it's hardly favourite. If you had said three, then we can discuss.
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>>7714396
>10
>Ten
Choose one, anon.
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>>7714396
>nutella
>not justin's chocolate hazelnut butter
ayy lmao
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>Saturated fat makes you sick
>Saturated fat causes heart disease
Several meta-analysies have proven the hypothesis wrong.
http://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h3978
Meanwhile, breast milk is full of saturated fat, humans store extra energy as saturated fat. So nature is trying to poison people. Increased saturated fat consumption also lowers risk of stroke and eating fat keeps you full and keeps you from gaining weight.
Meanwhile eating processed industrial vegetable oils clog up your arteries.
So are you enjoying full fat meals made with healthy natural fats, like butter, tallow, lard and cream?
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Stop
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>>7714337
>So nature is trying to poison people
obviously, living things are supposed to die
air is literally poison too
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>>7714337
I know your article is dated last year, but this is incredibly old news. Anyone who actually cares about their dietary health has already known this for a long long time.
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Why does food always taste better when someone else makes it?
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because you're a worse cook than everyone else
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Idk man some people suck ass at cooking
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because it means I don't have to get out of bed
even on the cook's day off, I have my valet take over the cooking duties and he makes a bang up grilled cheese sandwich among other tasty goodies, all eaten in bed as God intended
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I have some boneless pork loin steak and I wanna cook it. I haven't done this before but I was thinking I will first defrost it in a microwave, then I will put 2 steaks on a plate, add soy sauce and sweet chili sauce and then put the steaks there for like 5 minutes (I think this is marinading?) Then add some seasoning: salt, peper and maybe cinnamon; then put it in the over for like 30 minutes and then if there is no pink meat or something, eat it.
How do I make the plan better? The instructions don't say that I can oven it. Will I get sick or something? What can I do that is not grilling it
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Or should I go for this one? apparently people say that fry pan is better than oven
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>>7714249
Followed this recipe and got this. Am I a cook now
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>>7714525
I just realised that perhaps I should've cut them thinner . Oh
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Do you like Mexican food?
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gives me the shits
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Why aren't those jalapenos inside the burrito, and why are they from a can?
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>>7714222
SLICE THE BURRITI