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/ck/ I may have fucked up. My roommate is a swedefag and made

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/ck/ I may have fucked up.

My roommate is a swedefag and made a bunch of semla buns covered to rise. I ate one of them raw about an hour ago and I'm experiencing a lot of stomach discomfort. Am I gonna die?
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>>7713090
yah
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>>7713090

yes

/thread
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>>7713090
Yes.
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Har har, is there anything I can do to fix the stomach cramps tho?

I feel like I ate a fucking bag of cement
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>>7713115
Eat another one.
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>>7713115
Drink some boiling water to kill the yeast growing inside you. was the bun good at least?
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I just puked it up and it came out one mass, in a tube shape.
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>>7713090
>I ate one of them raw about an hour ago
Fucking animal.
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>>7713355
Alright, Hamilton!
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>>7713377
>fucking animal.
My roommate said those exact words. Is that you Nora?
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>>7713090
Delete system 32
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>>7713115
Nigga just eat some raisins, you're probably constipated.
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>>7713389
You love that movie, don't you? How many stills do you have from it?
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>>7713090
It's just the yeast producing gas in your stomach/intestines. Similar to what happens when you eat beans, or if you drink unpasteurized beverages.

You might get diarrhea and it'll be uncomfortable, but you'll be okay.
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>>7713472
>unpasteurized beverages
unpasteurized fermented beverages*
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four star thread
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>>7713453
I did a quick GIS and found that one. It is my first. Evidently, someone else on the board enjoyed Fast Time at Ridgemont High.
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>>7713090
Shit nigger, that is how king adolf fredrick died.
Semlor are serious fucking business.
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>>7713355

kek
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>>7713472
Right. I've eaten raw buns before but this was admittedly pretty big one.

Roommate won't talk to me anymore.
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>>7713506
Were you gonna hit that?
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>>7713090
how fucking fat are you
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>>7713577
I don't think she likes dudes.

>>7713582
58kg
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>>7713593
go back and eat more of those dough balls, fuccboi
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>>7713090
Yes but if i were you i'd kill myself with a gun to avoid painful suffering you're about to experience.
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>>7713090
No. You might be shitting a lot from the yeast.
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Does anyone actually like semla buns? It's one of those you get by your grandmother and it's ok but you'd rather eat something else
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>>7713090
>Eating raw dough

Your intestines gonna burst mate.
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>>7714065
No, That's why they are heavily spiced with cardamon and slathered in whipped cream and almond paste
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>>7714065

I like them, but cinnamon buns are obviously better. They fall into the same category (pulla) for me though, so I'd say I love buns in general.
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>>7713090
Congratulations, you are now pregnant.
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>>7714175
>Nordics put cardamom into their cinnamon buns

You guys are weird.
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