>be me
>be young, like a kid
>Mom is busy all day
>makes this for dinner
>bacon and eggs for dinner!?!?
>ate it like a boss
>>8018808
>no waffles
Kill your mom
what is this meme
What is this thing and how do you make it?
>>8018734
Make pancakes
Saute mushrooms & herbs
Assemble in layers
Put fried egg on top
Use spoon to drizzle some of the juice from the mushroom saute pan in a circle around the plate.
How is that not obvious from looking at it?
>>8018742
well for one there is duck confit and roasted garlic cloves on there as well
>>8018734
>Spinach pancake, ricotta, fried egg, mushroom sauce
www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/plane-food/menus/
Lets make some delicious meat n veggies.
I started by cubing the onion, mincing the garlic as well as slicing paprika and tomatoes.
Wipe your camera lens and reduce the image sizes
meat in on as hot a pan as possible
Hey, I just did something similar.
>some cut beef
>some mushrooms
>some onions
Sear it all in a buttered pan
>add some soy sauce
>dump into a bowl
>add keptchup
>add mayonaise
>stir
This is nasty I fucked up
What is the worst thing you have ever ate?
>>8018516
I put some oatmeal and some shrimps on pizza and ate it
nigger meat
it was stringy and tasted like menthol
Meat, my body cannot digest animal protein
I just bought deer, wild boar and foal meat.
Show me your best recipes since I have no idea and I don't want to ruin it.
>>8018500
>I just bought
>I have no idea
Why do people do this?
>>8018512
FPBP
So I just ate a boxload of sour grapes half an hour ago. Now my teeth feel like shit whenever I try to chew anything. I tried brushing my teeth, and it didn't help much. What should I do?
>>8018420
did you brush straight after eating?
Cos that will fuck your enamel up hard.
Grapes are acidic and weaken the enamel, brushing straight after is basically destroying the enamel.
>>8018433
Nah, I ate them maybe an hour to half an hour ago. Decided to have a bite to eat, and found chewing hurt. Stopped eating and brushed teeth.
There was at least fourty-five minutes between finishing them off and brushing.
>>8018420
Leave it alone, and don't eat any acidic food for a few weeks. Coffee, tea, tomatoes, sugar, etc. Look up alkaline foods and just eat those. Also, make sure there's fluoride in your toothpaste. Either your enamel is weak or you have cavities.
If you haven't seen a dentist in a while, you might want to think about it.
Made some spaguetti on a wok lads.
Looks not too bad. How is the texture on the noodles tho?
>>8018316
please answer this
>>8018316
It was al dente, although the bottom was kinda burnt.
What are you eating for breakfast /ck/?
fucking disgusting
Looks good, but you need some syrup, and what is the red shit? Red ham?
>>8018267
Typical american reaction
>skinless boneless
no just throw them away you obviously don't care about healthy fats and calcium
>>8018074
Yes, mixed with the Coke
>>8018081
well, everything you eat gets mixed dummy
Is it okay if I only eat the egg yolk when I make fried eggs? I always felt like I was eating cum or something when I ate the white part and it tasted really weird but my mum said it was healthier than the yolk so she forced me to eat it. Is it true or is it a meme? Because I hate the white part unless it has ton of salt and I love the yolk.
Haha funny story but did you know that egg whites share 99.4% DNA with human cum?
>>8018052
Well that must explain why it's white and tastes like cum then.
>>8018052
God tier:
Sockeye
Good tier:
Coho/Silver
Barely fit for smoking tier:
Keta/Dog/Chum
Ashamed East Coast/Atlantic tier:
Atlantic, farmed
How embarrassed are you for consuming inferior salmon?
pretty much what I thought, europoors.
enjoy your fishy tasting farmed crap.
>mfw they feed the salmon food coloring
>mfw they salmon feces in the beds fucks up the environment
>mfw cross breading fucks the salmon runs in the PNW
>mfw you don't care
Keta is fine for smoking
>>8018095
>fishy tasting
How is this a valid complaint about fucking fish?
How do you like yours?
I like to add a lot of Tabasco, some Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper and occasionally a pressed clove of garlic.
>>8017977
>How do you like yours?
Low sodium or spicy V8.
Squeeze of lime.
>not clamato with shitty lager
>not a bloody mary, the queen of cocktails
>not mixed into a sauce for supreme mexican and or italian food
nigger you didn't even try
>>8017979
Lime sounds interesting I'll have to try that sometime.
>>8017981
I'm not really into cocktails, but I'm sure those are good.
>not mixed into a sauce for supreme mexican and or italian food
This thread is about tomato juice as a drink, not it's uses for cooking. When someone asks you "How do you like your tomato juice?", why would you answer with "Oh, I like adding it to my spaghetti sauce."
>let housemates know how much I hate sandwiches with bologna, pastrami, ham, salami whenever topic of sandwiches come up
>let them know I like nothing but turkey sandwiches
>one day one of them decides to bring home a platter of sandwiches from Port of Subs for us to eat
>platter filled with nothing but cold cut trio sandwiches (pastrami, salami, ham)
>see some tuna sandwiches in the platter as well
>no sign of turkey anywhere
>have to pick out all of that bullshit "meat" from the sandwich and just settle for the cheese lettuce and tomato
Case in point, if you're gonna decide to do buy food for people you live with, don't be a dick and only get shit you like and expect us to like it too. Unless you like most of the ingredients you spent your hard earned money on picked out and chucked into the trash.
>be picky eater
>passively aggressively post on anonymous image board when someone buys food for the entire house and doesn't go out of their way to buy shitty turkey for the one picky eater
You're the only one being a dick in this situation, OP.
>>8017958
You're roomate doesnt like you.
go make a passive aggressive post on facebook
>>8017958
They don't like you enough to be considerate (yet).
You ate it anyway, didn't you? I would have taken a pass. How else will you train them?
Why does US even bother with food? They already fucked up their versions of chinese italian and mexican, so why bother making food when are only good at eating
hourly
yuropoor
obsession
thread
I swear these kids don't understand what America is.
>>8017973
America in one image
has anyone ever done this before or is it just me
I once tried to open a pickle jar by placing it in a bag, then smashing it with a hammer. Only then did I realize that there is no way to separate the glass shards from the pickles. Then I accidentally opened the bag in the sink to drain the pickles away, only to get the drain clogged full of glass. Had to replace the entire p-trap.
Assuming this isn't a troll and you're just retarded run the metal lid under hot water. The heat will cause the metal to expand. Grab a dry towel and wrap it around the warm lid, twist. It will come off. Even if you're a weak, little bitch.
>>8017938
this
>>8017933
Buy a gizmo that cracks the vacuum seal better than a spoon, called JarPop.
Never struggle again...