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just become alcoholic bro that is what everyone does and it seems to work for them

waste all money you have on 0.5 litre on bad tasting liquor that will make your head hurt, piss yourself and shout edgy edgy things to people

Most people don't like alcohol when they first try it, though I've honestly never met anyone who's actually gone 21 years without having a drink.

Don't start with straight liquor, but don't start with sugary girly drinks either. If you're going to do beer or wine for your first thing, don't do cheap crap, but also don't do something hop/tannin heavy; those are acquired tastes.

Try a simple mixed drink like a gin/ vodka tonic with quality liquor. You'll still be able to to taste the alcohol, but it wont be overwhelming, and it'll be strong enough that you should be able to feel the effects of each sip.

Don't worry about becoming an alcoholic - that takes years of habitual drinking.

Well good fush and chups with fresh fush is considerably less bland that a corn dog.

Corndogs are completely bland sports game tier trash so i don't quite get your comparison

I absolutely love fish and chips. I probably have it about once per month.

>>8017806
Americans on here always say it's bland so I'm just comparing it to something else they love that's battered and fried.
Also, why do you spell it fush?

>>>/fit/

>>8017670
I made breakfast for dinner.
>2 eggs
>ground turkey I seasoned and added red pepper to to make mini sausage patties
>took shreaded carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli added an egg and pan fried it in coconut oil to make hash browns patties.
Probably not the best but I fucking loved it.

One can of chickpeas
One avocado
Chopped green onion
Chopped jalepeno
Chopped cilantro
S&P and lemon juice to taste

Mash it all together and serve on a wrap. I eat this all the time and never get tired of it.

>>8017667
>>8017667
eat more fibre

>>8017667
don't eat loads of fat that comes out in your turds making them greasy and malodorous

>>8017671
I do, I ate a whole loaf of bread at once yesterday and it just made it worse

>>8017519
That's some good stuff OP

>>8017519
Nothing.

Trying to quit. 41 hours sober.

Bored out of my fucking mind. Boredom probably the largest factor in my alcoholism.

>>8018060
Imagine how good an ice cold beer would be right now, or perhaps a glass of your favorite whiskey..

>>8017515
Same. Or wings with sauce due to said beard.

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Sloppy joes.

They're just so goddamn sloppy.

Milkshakes only when combined with other foods. By themselves are okay but if I eat anything else with it I'll be farting up a righteous storm. Fucking lactose intolerance.

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>>8017383
I don't understand this thread.
Here's a picture of a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, though.

>>8017383
>carniceria
Nigger, I drive 20 miles more than I have to in order to avoid butcher shops run by Mexicans.

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>>8017390

Look at all that cilantro. Do you even /ck/ pendejo?

Puttanesca.

Sweat onion in olive oil, add garlic. Throw in crushed tomatoes, capers, anchovies, kalamata olives, red pepper flakes, and simmer until it looks like sauce. Season with salt and pepper, toss with pasta, garnish with whatever fresh herbs you want/have.

>>8017338
Thanks anon. Going to make tomorrow!

>>8017318
Sketti

Boil pasta
Drain pasta
Stir in a stick of butter until melted
Stir in 1 1/2 cups of ketchup
Add pepper to taste

Not worth starting a thread about/10

>>8017215
The veges on the side look disgusting

>>8017215
Canned veg? Come on my son. Don't make me choke you the fuck out while your nose bleeds again. Now go to bed!

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>>8017152
Yes

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>>8017166
jesus christ, it doesn't even have a point to it
it's just petty sadism

>>8017152
you eats salt and pepper shrimp whole don't you?

That's been a thing for a year and a half, anon.

isnt a sushi roll basically just a burrito already?

It's just sushi they didn't cut?

croque-monsieur

>>8017075
with an assortment of strong cheeses and a dry white wine.

Pizza

Wrap it around asparagus or green beans and bake

Wrap it around chicken and bake

Wrap it around cantaloupe or melon and eat

Eat it by itself

>>8017063
medium rare, rubbed with salt and pepper, pan-seared and basted with olive oil, garlic, and thyme

fight me

rare and topped with ketchup or A1

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>>8017092
>ketchup

Super sweet pizza and drunk parents fighting.

What's to like?

>>8017049
I'm not talking about the dumb parents and yucky kids, just the pizza itself.

>>8017042
when i went there as a kid i would play vidya while my dad drank and after mediocre pizza we would take back roads home to avoid cops

good times

>>8017012
make a grilled cheese nigga damn

>>8017012

Fondue.

ritz like crackers

either IPA or a bohemian style lager depending on your palate