I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time later this week. Girlfriend and I have been living together for a couple of months and her parents aren't happy about it from what I've heard. It's both of our first experience playing "house." I'd like to make a good impression when they come over and cook something instead of going out to eat or ordering take out. I've thought this through and decided that keeping things on my 'turf' will help me stay confident.
Give me tips and recipes to cook for them. Please keep them simple.
>>8012990
Are you a nigger?
>>8012990
Dont do it, his parents are going to eat you and then shit you out. Fuck them, all of them. Youre never gonna live to their expectations and theyre going to fuck your relationship every time they can
I'm eating out tonight with my family. Olive Garden to be exact
What do I order?
Order a better family that doesn't take you out to shit chain restaurants.
>>8012981
it doesn't matter. Olive Garden is the mexican restaurant of Italian food.
Steak Gorgonzola Alfredo
It's the only good thing there
The most American cheese burger in Chicago
>where
>>8012816
>>8012874
Go to Maxwell street or Johnny O's
>>8012874
I can't wait to eat hear after boot camp
Were they right about this?
Chick-fil-A makes the best sandwich
>completely skipping Chick-Fil-A
>>8012818
Meme master
When cutting up hotdogs for mac and cheese, is it good manners to leave the ends in?
Are you American or european?
im from Manchester. Why does that matter?
Is that a spoon? Wtf kinda spoon is that. Sauce on spoon now!
Rate your favorite liquors, /ck/:
1. Bourbon
2. Whiskey
3. Whisky
4. Tequila
5. Sake
...
99. Vodka
>>8012767
>bourbon
>
thats it. i only really like bourbon. in mixed drinks, ill do another, but bourbon is the goto. even other whiskeys dont cut it.
1. Scotch
2. Bourbon
3. Irish Whiskey
4. Vodka/Rum (TIED)
5. Canadian/Rye Whiskey
6. Gin
7. Tequila
Ive tried a very low end sake and didn't like it so I don't include it.
>>8012767
LOL OP, I feel the same way about vodka.
1. Reposado Tequila
2. Dark Rum
3. Kahlua/Baileys/Tia Maria
4. Irish whiskey (no smoke)
5. palinka (apricot brandy)/bailoni (or plum or pear)
6. Frangelico
7. B&B
8. Amaretto/Frangelico for coffee
9. Spiced rum/southern comfort
10. Cream sherry (goes into my trifle)
99 Vodka or Sake
I got two cans of crab meat what should I do with it?
Crabcakes, duh.
>>8012736
This is the only correct answer, OP
Crab Rangoon.
Hi /ck/ what do you guys do with this shit?
>>8012624
Not eat it cause gross. I guess you could put it on nachos. With jalapenos though, otherwise bleh
Throw it in the trash. I wouldn't even feed that garbage to my dog.
>>8012624
eat it
Why are they so perfect? I never get sick of eggs.
Who does
>>8012610
Memesters.
>>8012610
i can't eat them when i'm hungover. i can eat just about anything else when i'm hungover, but eggs make me feel like death
Hate and meme on mcdonalds all you want, but they have the GOAT cheap chicken sandwich. It literally cannot be beat.
I only wish they would bring back the spicy mcchicken.
>>8012570
That looks atrocious
>>8012573
post a "good" looking cheap chicken sandwich
i'll wait
Out of your god damned mind, OP. Carl's Jr.'s spicy chicken is where it's at. I ask for added jalapenos on mine.
Salutations fellow co/ck/s had a question for any Oregonians that inhabit this board,
I'm heading to Portland for a week vacation and I'm in need of restaurant suggestions to try.
I'm not picky and eat everything under the sun. My weakness is hot food and I would be seeking places with the hottest foods to offer.
Suggestions?
Pok Pok. Order the Fish Sauce Wings. Real fucking tasty and spicy.
>>8012560
Only ok to like Pok Pok if you're white
If you're Asian you have to go to Panda Express because otherwise it's tryhard
>>8012560
Can do friend, I've heard some talk of Spicy mountain or some such restaurant too.
How's your Sunday dinner going?
>>8012463
That's a very wide mix of cuts you've got there, OP. Why?
>>8012471
It's what was left in the freezer, ima cut up the other pieces for lunch this week
Got some stew braising in the oven right now. Should be ready in another hour or so.
Pickled eggs are the best food when drinking. Complex fats, vitamins and protein.
how do you like your brine?
salt, water, star anise, sichuan peppercorns
i enjoy pooping the next day after a hand full.
i sure do.
>>8012397
i find they counteract the effect the vodka has on my liver
Post discontinued stuff
I want to make some fried chicken, I have ginger powder, black pepper, cayene and Paprika, I want to buy some powdered garlic but I don't think there is at the super market
What else should i buy besides bread crumbs, eggs and of course chicken and what proportions of everything should I use?
>bread crumbs
hah no.
you flavor fried chicken by brining it. 5% salt solution with lemon, garlic, sage and tarragon. The coating is nothing more than flour with salt lots of black pepper and paprika divided into two pans.
flour -> buttermilk -> flour then fry.
>>8012140
I'm not a fan of lemon outside of fish and seafood
>>8012146
You're missing out. I even garnish my fried chicken with lemon zest and fried rosemary.