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>>8079779
Cajun fries GO!

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>>8079780
where photos?

corn milk next

slight corn taste
yellow outside

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shrimp panburger next

shrimps inside

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>>8095314
>I work pizza delivery.
The joke is on you then.

It's just spit. Unless you have some horrible disease it doesn't matter at all. People don't even notice it.
But you're still stuck in a job that is literally shorthand for "loser"

How about getting a real job op?

Pretty good op. Keep it up

good luck finding bugs like that, without legs, shell and ugly parts, without intestines full of bug shit making up to 50% of their mass, and keeping a clean, appetizing white and bright orange color.

>>8096461
This... There is next to no meat in the thorax, just a healthy gulp of bug shit for you. The protein and bugs meme is from their keratinized exoskeleton.

I will never eat bugs. Fuck seafood.

Never because it tastes just like semen and I'm not a faggot.

>>8097728
Curious, how do you know it taste like semen?

>>8097741

How do you not know what both brie and semen taste like? Are you 12?

>>8092067
they get soggy so you can't eat them with your hands. it's just messy and not as fun as it looks to eat.

not to say i don't eat nachos ever, but when i do, about 1/4 into finishing i start using a fork because the tortilla chips get so soggy.

The technology of hot nacho cheese dispensers was a new novelty back then, that being said you can still find them in most convenience stores and movie theaters

probably due to high def tv now people don't really have to go out to enjoy sports and therefore don't have to buy nachos.

>>8086368
anal sex

Yup. You can really taste the shine!

>>8086368
I don't know, but that's the sexiest donut I have ever seen.

Oh no you poor thing

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>order dominoes
>pizza is fucking cardboard
>cheese is rubbery
>tomato sauce is virtually non existent.
>whenever i think back to it my teeth and gums hurt.

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>be promised pizza party as a reward for performing fellatio
>none of the pizza includes anchovies as a topping

>>8099040
>>Taste
All you need is salt, pepper, and a good sear. You can also add whatever spices or seasonings you want. Chicken breast is a blank slate--flavor it however you like.

>>cardboard texture
Don't overcook it.

Alas, that latter part might be tricky if you don't have much experience or a thermometer. chicken breast is super lean so there is very fine line between being properly cooked and overcooked-and-dry. Doubly so if it was frozen.

>>8099040
How do you even make chicken breast taste like cardboard? All you have to do is not overcook it and it's good. Simplest thing in the world. The oven does the fucking work for you, you just have to casually monitor it and you'll end up with something edible. It's idiot-proof food.

>>8099040
Take pan, some oil, slice onion longways, add in sliced chicken, carmelize onions and cook chicken through, add peppers, season to taste, serve over rice.

There you go, easy as shit solid chicken recipe and it'll taste great.

>>8098358
>As food
As rude

>>8098358
I was at a sushi bar one time and I whistled to get the server's attention. She ignored me. I looked to the cook behind the bar and asked "You heard that right?" He was like "Yeah but I'm not a dog either." TB honest family I wasn't even trying to be rude. I was a little hurt.

>>8098374
I've had to tip extra just to keep the waiter from throttling a whistler at my table, shit was fucking embarrassing to be around. No shit, the waiter lost it on this guy, and he was right.

>>8096889
Chili powder

>>8096889
Cumin.

I should have asked "how to make chili more interesting besides beans, meat, cheese, tomato sauce, onions, and spices?"

>>8094960
I... I dont know what to make of this.
I plugged in a crock pot outside once because my roommates didnt want the house to smell like beans (i slow cook my refried beans for a day or two before refrying them)

side note - the "re" is Spanish means well, not again. So they are well fried, not fried again.

>>8094970
I dont think this is too strange but its all i got.

>>8094970
cooking out side is fun.

usually three Mc chickens or three chick fila sandwiches or some type of fried chicken. My poops come in little increments they smell like sulfur and are usually soft although I only have to wipe a few times.

>>8091938
How about you op?

Whole chickens and a 2 liter of coke zero

Not memeing, about 1600 calories and i shit once every two days

>>8090054
Literally nothing.

>>8090054
The chili and an ice cap

The (not) Burger King Steak sandwich.

Maybe the maple iced capp with its 300g or sugar.

a rainbow trout i caught on a fishing trip. it was cleaned and cooked by dad, but i was ultimately responsible for its death.

i'd probably have some apprehension towards killing and eating a mammal. but it'd power through the puss emotions and get over it.

I used to hunt deer, duck, and sometimes rabbit every year they were in season.


Made a bad shot on a deer one year because I had bumped my scope at some point out walking. The deer suffered for at least 30 minutes while I fallowed it thought the woods before shooting it up close when it couldn't stand anymore.

Stopped hunting after that, I kinda felt bad. For some reason that incident stuck with me

Does killing fish ive caught count?

Yo man. Me. Been in it for a little over a decade. Still love it.

family owns 2. worked every aspect since I was 15yo, after hs went to i.c.e, then realized its not for me, too many hours, no holidays off, cocaine, messicans, ect.. so manage now. 48 hrs a week and truthfully havent felt better.

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Been at it for a little less than a decade, and I despise it. I lost my passion for cooking. The mood still strike me every now and then, but I'm not nearly as enticed by it as i used to be.