I have a ton of left over donair meat but without any pitas or donair sauce, I have no idea what should I do?
Just your favorite bottle of whatever hot sauce, reheat it and go at it with a cheap watery bitters.
Stand outside while eating it.
>>8072072
Serve with a pilaf and salad. If you have cucumber and yogurt make a tatziki or cacik and you'll be golden.
>>8072072
Make some fucken Doneroni.
Just chop up a little parsley & do it.
Quick /ck/!
I got some pork chops and some mushrooms.
What dish should I prepare?
Fried pork chops with a mushroom risotto
Pork fried rice
porkchops with mushroom cream sauce
Hey anons
Let's have some nice casual /ck/ banter
Can anyone help me out by directing me to an authentic recipe for paella? Or at least a close-enough one
only two types of authentic paella, meat paella and seafood paella
>>8071814
meat paella:
500 gr (17.5 ounces) chicken
500 gr (17.5 ounces) rabbit (or duck)
20 gr (3/4 ounce) salt
8 tablespoons olive oil
250 gr (10 ounces) chopped green bell peppers (optional)
1 clove garlic (optional)
1 tablespoon sweet paprika
500 gr (17.5 ounces) diced or grated tomatoes
2 liters (2 quarts) water (preferably hard water)
24 boiled snails (optional)
125 gr (4.5 ounces) large haricot beans (canned or fresh)
100 gr (3.5 ounces) small haricot beans (canned or fresh)
125 gr (4.5 ounces) runner beans or pole beans (fresh only)
8 to 10 threads of saffron and/or 1.5 teaspoons yellow food coloring (See note below about saffron and food coloring.)
400 gr (14 ounces) short-grain, white rice
6 to 8 branches of fresh rosemary
>>8071834
seafood paella:
12 live mussels with beards removed
400 grams grated tomatoes
400 grams diced squid mantles
400 grams shrimp (deveined and shelled)
400 grams Valencian rice
8 Norway lobster (Substitute eight very large crawfish or large shrimp if Norway lobsters aren't available.)
6 tablespoons olive oil
2 cloves diced garlic
1 tablespoon sweet paprika
8 to 10 strands of saffron (or 1.5 teaspoons of food coloring): See note below regarding saffron.
salt to taste
for the broth:
300 grams of crab
300 grams of shrimp heads
1 bay leaf
4 or 5 whole garlic cloves
500 grams yellow onion cut into quarters
4 liters water
>You make it
>You post it
>We fap to it
>>8071650
Your steak hasnt been cooked on a high enough heat. Let the pan/grill/whatever get ridiculously, smoking hot and then grill it, the outside will go golden and delicious, not the ballsack colour yours is.
>>8071720
This.
For such a thick cut too, you're probably going to want that centre just a bit more done, but that's just because I personally don't like eating jello.
That outside looks a fat black woman's skin though.
8/10 would still smack back onto a hotter pan and eat.
>>8071650
Your steak has tonsil stones.
Why do people like breakfast food? I can't stand it, it's so bland. "Hey anon you want some flavorless eggs and a some sugar bread?" No fuck you
Sounds like your breakfasts are shit.
English (and Scottish) breakfast is top tier
Japanese breakfast is god tier
American breakfast is meh
Continental breakfast is good to godly
Some south American and European breakfasts are are godly (cachapa, tamale, etc). Im not aure how breakfasty they are though
Bacon and egg omellette with a bit of seasoning is amazing bruh.
Don't see your problem desu tbqf senpai.
>egg
>flavorless
it's a light flavor that you're supposed to add seasoning too desu
>sugar bread
do you put sugar on toast or somthing? not sure what you're talking about.
>Just gonna grab a chip real quick bro.
>>8071440
>you want a fag while you're at it? i need to stop and get more petrol for my zoommobile
>puts jolly ranchers in vodka
>puts pineapples in gin
Anyone else put food in their alcohol and if you do what do you put ?
Do what you want to do. Sounds silly/childish, but if you enjoy it, awesome
Prepare for
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, stop liking things I don't like
>>8071415
Pineapples in gin, that's a new one to me. Doesn't even sound all that terrible, really...
Semi-related but squeezed limes soaked in coke are delicious. Might as well take a jackhammer to your tooth enamel, though.
I only make a single small bottle of strawberry skittle vodka at christmas and mix it with lemonade.
Proper tart.
Oranges are actually artificially colored with a carcinogenic dye called Citrus Red 2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_Red_2
mfw I see people shaving off the peel of an orange for "zest".
Orange zest has a good flavor though.
Salt is also a chemical, does that also blow your mind?
>>8071293
I did not even use the word chemical, don't strawman me.
I learned that water is a chemical in middle school, but it is not carcinogenic (cancer causing).
>>8071323
Wood fire smoke has more damaging chemical than tobacco
Take that early age people.
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What is the big deal with Spanish Jamon? I appreciate it's been cured for years, but... Is it worth the $?
>>8071251
It's only use is to impress foodies/hipsters
You can put minced slices of it on a bowl of cat diarrhea and people would eat it up and rave about it
>>8071251
Fuck yes
>>8071251
>$
Virtually no authentic Spanish ham can be had in the US thanks to import laws. They were forcing importers to cut the hooves off not long ago, which makes it difficult to check that you're getting the real deal, and there was talk of them imposing a 100% tax on them because the EU won't allow imports of hormone-riddled bargain-basement US beef.
>is it worth it
Yes, without a doubt. Proper iberico de bellota is a ham like no other. >>8071253 has never tasted it and no doubt subsits on a diet of chicken tendies and instant ramen.
What did he mean by this?
I remember when /ck/ hated this fat fuck
I wish reddit would leave already
>>8071206
Why was he hated?
>>8071206
I don't. check m8
Just ate a whole box of cheez its. AMA.
>>8071102
african male ass?
>>8071102
That seems like an awful lot of cheese-like crackers!! No question.
>>8071102
Why the FUCK are they shiny?
Cheez-its shouldn't be shiny.
how can i cook potatoes without oil, water, an oven or a microwave?
>>8071094
pick something else
bury it under coals.
>>8071094
Don't. Eat it like an apple.
>doritos BTFO
At least post the right one
>>8071026
my mouth can handle them but my anus can not
>>8071026
Fuego is my shit tho
Here are those burgers you ordered, enjoy!
>>8070856
Those don't look mid rare may I speak to the chef I have some very opinionated words for them.
>serving greasy hand-food in a clothing store
that's how clothes get rhuined
Hey /ck/. Friendly neighborhood pizza delivery driver here, happily bringing you grease discs at any hour of the night.
Anyone else here that delivers pizza or other food in general? I want to ask you all something. Why don't black people tip? It's become glaringly obvious to me that they just don't fucking do it. I would say easily 90% of the Black customers I deliver to do not tip me, and the rest that do usually tip very little relative to the bill and distance from the store. Much lower than whites or Latinos.
Why is this? I wasn't racist starting this job, but the longer I do it the more I hate black people. I'm getting paid less money per hour to bring their lazy asses food and they can't throw me a few dollars? It can't be because I'm white, because there are black drivers that work for us that also get stiffed by black people. And it's not my demeanor, because I always deliver every pizza with a genuine smile and ask them how their day was.
Also ask me anything I guess.
(No we do not spit in or otherwise fuck with food of known non tippers.)
>>8070853
why don't you have a different job
>>8070853
Because inner city blacks, on the whole, are terrible people.
Carry a gun. Pizza delivery driver has a surprisingly high mortality rate.
>>8070853
for the same reason i don't tip. because i know that our country has laws that state you cannot make less than minimum wage, and if you do the math and you are making less than minimum wage with tips included into your check, then you can confront the company you work for and they are forced to reimburse you. educate yourself you fucking poor loser and get a real job
tldr if everyone in the world stopped tipping the entire system would be obsolete in a week.