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>>8302323
Anyone ?

>>8302323
>>8302382
Does your mom really need a 300 dollar food processor? Take her on a vacation or somethin

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>>8302323
>I spent over 300 bucks on something that costs 20 bucks.

>>8301880
>making dinner
>talk to myself in chef johns voice
>pretend i'm doing a cooking show

just me?

>>8301880
>Not 18th century cooking.
Do you even nutmeg, pleb?

>>8301880
peaceful cuisine's [no music] videos, you're welcome.

>>8301870
They are actually, tendies are more oblong and dont possess a slick surface

t. ex carls jr employee

>>8301870
>>8302241
agreed, big difference. also the boneless wings are just better

>>8301870
Tendies are the tender part of the chicken

Bonesless wings are wing meat, deboned

>>8301171
>burgers and bourbon
where is cat?

>>8301175
What do you think the burgers are made out of?

>>8301180
newfag

salsa chicken

>>8301060
It's probably fine

The inner pot is so you can take it out and clean it separately

ingredients
a big $21 thing of 'something beef brisket' that trader joes had thrown out
1/4 bottle of bbq suace,
steak seasoning, crushed red pepper.
how about also some chipotle seasoning or some powedered tumeric?
three carrots sliced into thin circles
a cut up red onion
six jalapenos
a clove of garlic. how about two cloves?

what do yall think?

Od fashioned.

Anything else is degeneracy.

choco glazed?

>>8300800
nigga im on the clock i can stuff my face with as many donuts as i want

>>8300750
Get non-shit chicken.

Cook it before you eat it.

>>8300750
Brine overnight. Bake until internal temperature ~165F

>>8300694

It's awful. The lowest-tier reheated canned shitfood combined with the same sort of people you'd see at a walmart. Awful food. Awful atmosphere.

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>>8300694

Expensive and shitty. Worst bang for your buck for any buffet I've had hands down.

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This is $4 for half a dozen and they are not that good. I can get all the eggs i want free or near free. I have made pic related 1 time and really liked it. Heres a shitty how to vid.

https://youtu.be/rG0NrjsX_EI

>>8300300
This recipe is fine, just make your own pickling spices though. It pretties up the jar to have a whole bay leaf, whole garlic, and all. Just simmer a good while in the vinegar. I like a white wine vinegar or apple cider better than basic white.

Know what I like get more family praise with? Pickled mushrooms. Just pour the hot brine over the guys in the jar.

>>8300294
BEST PICKLED EGG RECIPE WOULD BE TO SKIP IT AND EAT IT LITERALLY ANY OTHER WAY YOU DONKEY

>>8300284
I don't know why, but I fucking LOVE undercooked tater tots. And those eggs look perfect. I basically take my eggs off when they start to curdle like that. My parents always basically made chopped-up omelettes.

>>8300284
WAY TOO MUCH FOOD ANON. I HOPE YOU SPLIT THIS IN TWO AT LEAST.

>catsup
The ultimate meme food, theres just nothing good about it

>>8300176
No you won't, stop everything you're doing and go see a doctor, chances are you'll need your stomach pumped, with any luck you won't be so far gone that they can't save you.

Enjoy your spicy shits

>>8300176
You are dying.

>>8297998
>using a microwave for the actual cooking process
The glowing radioactive death that awaits you will be entirely deserved.

It's literally just for lightly reheating leftovers.

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masterrace

>>8297998
MAKING FOOD USING ONLY THE MICROWAVE IS SIMPLY FOOLISH.

I had bacon and eggs for dinner last night because I was lazy and they were on the verge of going bad in the fridge

I know people eat fried chicken and waffles but they don't eat it for breakfast do they?

>>8297949

You'd be surprised. Fried chicken is available around the clock down here in the South

This morning

>>8297123
Challa bread is king

Challah bread, double cream, stale the slices overnight, soak them long and hard before cooking. At least 30 seconds per side. If you can make your own challah, that's ideal. It's not difficult, and you can mix in shit like raisins and walnuts for extra deliciousness.

Serve with butter and syrup, or heated then cooled strawberries topped with whipped cream.

Remember, this is a decadent meal, not to be eaten every day, so go a little nuts.

>>8297195
came here to say this

splash of vanilla and some heavy cream in the wash

it's a meme to get you to consume less calories. just watch your calorie intake instead

Just count calories for losing weight. Ketosis will fucking wreck your insides. And the meat shits are nothing to scoff at.

There's a mounting pile of evidence that it works really well for weight loss and is possibly health for you in other ways.

That said, it's restrictive as fuck, with a long list of foods you can't eat, a very low tolerance for messing up, and thus requires you to put a lot of planning and discipline into your daily eating.

Personally I say not worth it. You can lose weight eating normal food if you watch the calories and practice moderation with regards to macros (don't go all protein/all carb/all fat/etc.. just get a variety of everything). Takes time but it works.