>there are people browsing /ck/ right now who ruin their food

>>8297998
>using a microwave for the actual cooking process
The glowing radioactive death that awaits you will be entirely deserved.

It's literally just for lightly reheating leftovers.

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>>8297998
MAKING FOOD USING ONLY THE MICROWAVE IS SIMPLY FOOLISH.

>there are people browsing /ck/ right now who don't nuke their eggs in the microwave

>>8298399
My niggy i have that exact same one

>using the Cancer Machine
>ever
Enjoy getting cancer at every point on your digestive tract, from mouth cancer all the way to anal cancer and everything in between.

>>8297998

>using a microwave at all

Why? I have never felt the need for one, it serves no purpose.

>>8299403
this is the same person that would claim that Wi-Fi causes cancer

>>8299512
If you just want to reheat that stir fry from last night it's good.

>>8299519
>not reheating on the stovetop it in the same pan you cooked it in and then eating it straight out of there for easy cleanup

>>8299513
haha, everyone knows that wifi cancer is actually caused by cellphones

>>8298399
Use microwave on 70-80% power for 30-45 seconds to heat middle of food then bake in toaster oven until hot. Any other reheating method is inferior.

>>8297998
>microwaving bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

Why is everyone discussing % power rather than the actual output power of the microwave? Different microwaves come in different wattages. A guy operating a 1000 watt microwave at 70% power would be doing the exact same thing as someone running a 700 watt model at 100% power.

>>8299894
You dumb mother fucker

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>>8297998
>tfw i don't even own a microwave

>>8299896

That's not an answer to the question, Cleetus. Try again.

>>8299899
I bet you cook with cast iron too, because you're clearly Amish.

>>8300405
amish can't frogpost you retard

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>>8299800

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>>8299889
Don't ever post this again you fucking faggot

>>8299728
>Chinese professor dedicated 20 minutes of class for calling out the Stacey's on their phones and how they *could* get cancer because "You'll never know :)"
Based. Even though I don't buy the "I have no proof but it MAY happen!" argument.

>>8300413
They can, but not everyday and the frog must be in black.

>>8297998
>Full power
My microwave is so old / cheap that when you put it to 50% power it just goes 100% half the time

>>8298381
Enjoy scalding your tongue on enchiladas that are still frozen in the center.

>>8297998
There is no other power. Its a fucking macrowave. Im not bringing an oven to work and my pizzaz pizza cooker already set the place on fire.

Microwave on north korea nuke testing mode.

>>8302251
> going to Jewniversity

>>8299889
I hate my generation.