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>>8305441
Not sure if they have them everywhere yet, but in Texas they have places you can call, or apps you can use that will send people to go get food and do other errands for you at pretty much any time of day. They probably make most of their money around that time. https://favordelivery.com/

>>8305444
I'm trying to check it out now but the website is still loading

Which one do you use?

>>8305450
The one I linked because it's well established in my area and people are always available but I know there are others out there. A cursory glance at their locations shows it's mostly only in Texas, but in a handful of other places too. I'd be surprised if you don't have a local analogue wherever you are.

>>8305357
Start by killing yourself, frogposting faggot

>>8305363
you didnt answer the question

>>8305369
Kill
Yourself
Faggot

>>8305324
Miracle product. I even like necco wafers and there's literally NOTHING /ck/ can do about it.

Do x people really do this?

I drink it for the flavor after a big meal. I don't really care if it's good or not.

>>8304546
Gee anon, maybe it'd help if you took a picture we could vaguely tell the material from. From the picture it looks metal and surely you're not dumb enough to ask THAT question, right?

>>8304546
It's definitely not metal and it's not plastic but it's not ceramic. That's why I posted here to know if anyone could help me read this .

>>8304705
Throw it in the microwave with something in it and watch it, then.

>>8304265
Just because you're eating it from a paper plate doesn't make it american... well, all right, maybe a bit.

I can't tell what it is but it looks good

>>8304265
oh, it's this thread again

>>8304013
put it in a crockpot or something

>>8304013
This is one area where a slow-cooker can excell since it can maintain the ham at a decent temp and the ceramic crock has enough thermal mass to keep it at a decent temp during transport.
Throw in some sliced apples to keep the moisture content up so it doesn't dry out.

>>8304013
>fully-cocked
Better keep the safety on.

>>8303811
Brussels sprouts with some sort of glaze made with orange juice concentrate, haven't exactly figured it out yet.

Also some sort of bread pudding. My mom is doing the turkey.

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I'm bringing four pies.

There's 26 people from four states to feed.

Besta Pizza?

or Comet Pizza?

>>8293345
My own pizza

wtf is with the cheese on that thing
looks like mushy paste

A slightly fancier dinner than normal with lots of food. You should be fine as long as you avoid religion/politics and don't forget to bring your own thanksgiving bib.

>>8303722
Turkey+Stuffing (or possibly honey-glazed ham)
Cranberry sauce
Mashed potatoes
awkward conversation

If they're extra-traditional, people might "give thanks" for the things they have (only to spurn that and go on the world's biggest spending spree the next day, on Black Friday).

In a way I'm glad my family recognizes that we hate each other so we just get really drunk and watch football after making some non-thanksgivingy dish like gumbo or hummus and kebabs.

>>8303741
>bring your own thanksgiving bib
This is a joke, I assume. I have never seen anyone over the age of 4 wear a bib in real life on any occasion ever. Might be a regional thing though.

>>8303722

Eat a little of everything offered and compliment the host and/or cooks. Bring a bottle of wine or some other small gift. Smile and nod. Do NOT discuss politics or religion. Offer to help with the dishes.

my father used to make a beef Wellington on Christmas. I miss that more than any other food

>>8303108
My grandmother's pot roast. the secret ingredient was bacon fat. Not something I'm gonna make because I don't ever keep bacon fat around.

>>8303108
Dad's barbecue and paella, I don't even know why the fuck does he make paella in the first place but it's great
Can't wait until that fucker dies

>>8302452
How many of them are gay/bisexual?

>>8302457
Two are bi i think.

>>8302457
What does this have to do with pizza?

make a ton of cookies and hand them out to homeless people.

>>8297961
eat handfuls of it while crying and bingewatching netflix

>>8297961
How about a sweet sugar-gasm with brownie batter + a thin layer of the cookie dough? :3

don't kill anyone

>>8305211
>I'm drunk
>I'm going to drive

Are you drunk or are you buzzed

Because if you're fucked drunk you should probably drive to the local hardware store instead so you can buy a rope to fucking hang yourself

>>8305211
Coat arms with acetate so they don't stick to surfaces.

>>8304888
Can't see shit, captain

>>8304896
well fuck me up thr ass,i guess this is what i get for being on mobile

>>8304888
protein deficiency: the picture

No my family loved me.

When I went to my Dad's, yes.

>>8304864
This. Parents who feed their kids microwave dinners should have said kids taken away from them.