When I eat Taco Bell I get this profound sense that my soul and creativity is being sapped from my being. My very inspiration to live a purposeful life is mysteriously drained when I consume the stuff even once or twice in a week. This feeling (or lack of) itself lasts weeks before I return to normalcy.
Does anyone here identify with this phenomenon? Is it the amino acids they add, which make their food taste better than food has any right to? Is it the methane soaked soy beans slowly poisoning my system and fucking up my endocrine glands? Am I just projecting and imagining all of this?
SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY WITH A TOUCH OF PSYCHOSOMATIC RESPONSE IS YOUR OFFICIAL PROGNOSIS
The solution is simple.
Stop eating at Taco Bell
the cause is related to your anticipation of shitposting
Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait.
>>8300399
Dave Brubeck would like a word you punk ass bitch
>>8300399
Lol I saw this on Twitter. So funny xd
>>8300399
Star Wars the original trilogy
I need some advice.
I am broke and only get paid in 10 days.
All I have left is enough pasta for 1 meal, rice for 3 meals, enough frozen mixed veggies, 1 can of tuna, 2 cans of peas, some weetbix, peanut butter, 2 onions and various condiments.
Any advice on how I can make this last me until I get paid again while still having something kinda tasty to eat?
I have stopped eating breakfast and lunch to try and stretch it further.
spend two dollars on instant noodles....
>>8299682
I am at this point completely broke, I have just enough cash to get me to work and back till pay day
>>8299700
So borrow a few bucks off someone at work. Pawn something. Search the house for change. Bum some canned food or leftovers off a friend. It shouldn't be hard to scrounge a few bucks for cheap sustenance.
How do I make my steaks look like this, /ck/?
like burnt dog shit? leave them on grill for a long time, proceed to drink bleach and then shoot yourself.
This is an old way of garnishing the foodmade by chef Ferran AdriĆ .
It's called foam.
>>8299612
Kays Good Cooking can help you
What can i do with this, i just bought it to make a vegetable and lamb cous cous, but i'll only use a a portion. What can i do with the rest?
You could use it in a recipe or attempt to make a pie with it. You really don't need alot for a pie
pan fry it, bake it, put it in a pie
Make mash (like mashed potatoes)
Cube it and use in a stir-fry
Bread and fry it
Make soup
>when they're serving chalupas during lunch at school
You must be 18+ to be on this website
>>8294767
they still do those? thought they were canned thanks to michelle obongo
those chalupas man, truly an acquired taste and you have to get past how gross they look but I love em
>salad in a cup
What is your go-to order at McDonald's?
Mine
>2 Spicy McChickens
>1 Cone
>1 Sweet Tea
I sometimes get a cheeseburger and a mcchicken to create the mcgangbang bullshit
I want a #1 Love Live with extra Nozomi
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>>8289870
>foodbabe
The fuck out with this pseudoscientific alarmist bullshit, anon.
Just because a certain difficult-to- pronounce chemical has applications in other purposes besides food doesn't automatically mean it's bad for you.
Here's your (you).
I finally got a job where I make real people money.
I want to get all the kitchen hardware essentials
I have a food processor and a small ricemaker, and plan on getting a mandolin. What else should I get?
microwave
microwave
how do i cook things that are not chicken breasts?
>>8302053
badly
>buy stuff other than chicken breasts
>cut it up
>apply heat to it
>?????
>profit
>>8302053
Get the things that are not chicken breasts.
Cook them.
You must cook all the things.
Can I leave this shit out or do I have to refrigerate? It's tough as nails trying to spread coming out of the fridge and it takes up space.
Did we ever come to a /ck/onsensus?
Literally only Americans think butter needs to be refrigerated.
>>8301831
The entire purpose of that product is so it can be refrigerated and remain spreadable.
>>8301831
Just use this, yeah not 100% butter but hey, tastes just as good as butter and spreads great.
is the food at Katz's worth the price?
>>8301777
For those prices Ross and Daughters is better. though I'd just get a deli sandwich if I was you.
>>8301777
no that place is for tourists
who here eating their sadness
no i ate soup
>>8301512
I just had some waffles, and I'm full after the 2nd one. I think there's something wrong with me.
>>8301512
I cook my sadness, sometimes I cook for hours and enough food for 10 people, then eat a little of everything and then just throw the food in the trash.
I've started to really enjoy spicy food and want to build my way up to hotter things, but it seems my mouth can tolerate far more than my butt.
Does this ever change? Does the other end simply take longer to adjust, or do enthusiasts have god-tier intestines?
>>8301207
For me it is the Mcchicken
>>8301207
>my mouth can tolerate far more than my butt.
Never eaten spicy food in his life. Bought into the false meme that hot peppers burn your ass.
You can be sure when someone refers to that meme, they've never, in their life, eaten spicy food.
>>8301207
don't be babyzone dude
Don't be FUCKIN BABYZONE
whats your favorite baked mac recipe
i need something easy but also tastes good, first thanksgiving im cooking
Just baked the serious eats classic mac recipe
Literally cooling right now, will report back with results
Cook equal parts flour and butter to make a roux. Add milk to make a bechamel. Slowly add cheese to melt until you get the desired consistency. Season with black pepper and add anything you'd like (diced ham, diced onion etc) Mix with your favorite boiled pasta and bake until set.
My mom is addicted to Campbell's cream-of-whatever to make everything including mac n cheese. She just sprinkles some cheese on top at the end.
I can't stop eating, I have been eating non stop for two weeks, can't go an hour without eating something else
What do I do?
Stop eating
Watch Supersize Me and any How It's Made video on food production.
>>8300980
do meth.