>people who order burgers rare because steaks are best served rare
>>8405186
>people who don't realize that burgers and hot dogs are just steaks that have been ground up and put back together again
>>8405186
>Not getting ground veal so you only have to "kiss the pan" to have a quick burger.
Burgers should be cooked not rare but medium rare-ish
They shouldn't taste raw at all, but if you have to chew your burger for more than a couple times per bite and it isn't tender enough to practically melt in your mouth, or it's completely gray all through the inside....you're doing it wrong
Is there a high energy, quick pre-packaged meal that DOESN'T have over a quarter of your daily salt intake?
>t. salty anon
>Is there a quick pre-packaged ANYTHING that doesn't have over a quarter of your daily salt intake?
No. It's the cheapest preservative. If you're eating shitty prepackaged foods, you're going to get salt no matter what.
>>8405070
>eating radiation
>>8404987
>>8404988
>>8404990
>unitaskers are bad
That's not a unitasker, dum dum.
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.
>>8404828
>Use it to peel potatoes
>Use it to peel carrots
>Use it to peel cucumbers
>Use it to peel zucchini
>Use it to peel apples
>Use it to peel pears
That's a multitasker. Pic related is a Unitasker. You can use it to peel corn and nothing else, except maybe a quick circumcision.
Has /ck/ ever had grasshopper pie?
>>8404747
Yeah, my grandma always makes one on Christmas Eve. But I hate mint.
Sounds like a meme
>>8404753
Reality is memetic in nature. The question isn't IF something is a meme, but rather to what degree.
Anyone know what food places are likely to be open atm?
I don't really have anything to eat atm and getting kind of hungry.
I'm hungry
Usually Chinese takeout places are open bc they don't celebrate Christmas. Maybe even some wing places? But wings are kinda pricey so just stick to Chinese takeout
>>8404645
Hmmm wings sounds aight. I'll call in to see if they're open
what are some low fat/diet dip/sauces to eat with vegetables?
I'm getting real fat (belly and cheeks and skinny legs and arms... it sucks)
pls help.
Vinaigrettes.
hit the gym instead of wasting your time with low-fat rubbish, you absolute mong
>>8404560
Ranch
>drive all the way to McDonald's for my 20 piece Christmas nuggies and a large fries
>closed
>drive to another
>closed
Fucking faggots ruined my Christmas
Who else tried to buy food today and had their holiday ruined?
/r9k/ needs to leave. now.
god forbid your diet of fast food is interrupted for one day.
I wanted to buy liquor but it's a fucking dry county. Fuck holidays and fuck everything about it. I hate the music, I hate the movies, I hate the people I have to fucking see. It's all shit
Not me. I live in glorious mother Russia.
I rode my bear through the drive thru line, ordered my Royale with cheese, and sexually assaulted the window attendant, while still having time to get home for morning presents.
Is salmonella a meme?
https://youtu.be/SF_1Os5xGYA
I eat raw chicken all the time and have not been sick.
Why would you even eat raw chicken?
>>8404470
Raw pieces of chicken breast dipped in spicy oil tastes good.
>>8404476
raw beef I understand, but as someone whos tried raw chicken its really hard for me to rationalize someone eating it. It's like eating a disgusting version of frog legs, and if I wanted that id just eat frog legs
>Drink from the can
Why? Why wouldn't I drink an 8% abv double IPA from a glass?
Because IPA, double or otherwise, is shit.
>>8404309
/thread
>>8404298
>from a glass
from a *dirty* glass.
1/10: you tried, pleb.
All of a sudden /ck/'s plebbery makes sense
Okay faggot give me the sauce
>>8404278
thanks buzzfeed
>>8404357
now that you've had time to scarf down your 17th McChicken of the day after being reminded of your lowly stature, here's the sauce:
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/12/junk-food-cravings-are-triggered-by-the-mere-thought-of-being-low-class/
After a party in America we take all the leftover chips from the night before, mix them, and serve it with scrambled eggs the next morning. We call this an "Honest Todd". What food traditions do you guys have in your country?
>>8403628
imho take home and feed to dog
>Honest Todd
>Hot Dave
Why are you trying to force this half assed meme
>>8403628
I refuse to believe this meme
It's Christmas, so it's time to make Pan de Jamon. Let's start with 600g of bread flour, 1.5 tsp of salt, and 1 tbsp of active dry yeast.
Add around 400 to 450 ml of a warm 50/50 mix of water and buttermilk, and 1 or 2 tbsp of melted butter. Knead for about 10 minutes.
One hour later the dough has risen, so get the bacon, ham, raisins, and olives ready.
Roll the dough out nice and thin
Enjoying braided yeasty cinnamon walnut bread.
>>8403458
Stupid thred, kill ursalf
>>8403458
Looks nice
>>8403459
No thanks
Is Steve1989MREinfo, dare I say it, food kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swa-CZsfKnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67AUeiPFBHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5JrN9DrVI
Keep your /worstboard/ memes to your own shit board.
>>8402876
I think as of late we've been overposting Steve1989 from MREInfo. I really don't want people to get tired of him because he's memed. So if everyone could agree to stop posting him every day, that'd be really
>Nice!
>>8402904
this.
you could have had a good thread about MREs but you had to use some stupid shit meme to start your thread.