Kettle or Red Rock Deli, lads?
First for Kettle.
im more of a honey soy chicken man myself lad but id go with red rock deli
Jimmy Johns Jalapeno Chips
I made some soup anon. it's not much, but it's hot
>>8404572
STEW NICE AND HOT
>can't cook
eowyn you are no longer my lotrfu
What is this, soup for ants?
What can I do with this stuff, the can is salmon pate
put it on a cracker
>>8404119
What about toast?
>>8404103
with the smoked salmon the most often way people eat it is to pair it with with cream cheese and capers and put it on a crackers. or even add some tomatoes and onions and stick in a bagel.
Guys I'm freaking out for Christmas dinner, I have white sweet potatoes, Brussels sprouts, green beans and mushrooms and I have no idea what the fuck to do with them. My thoughts so far are roast the sprouts with garlic and pepper, saute the green beans with garlic and lemon pepper and keep them crunchy, maybe make a dijon cream sauce and lightly cook the mushrooms in butter, and roast the sweet potatoes until crunchy. How do I make the potatoes crunchy though?? And is the mushroom shit a good idea? Any revolutionary recipes I should make out of these ingredients? Being served with lobster tails and a tenderloin wrapped in bacon btw.
ALL HELP AND ANY RESPONSES APPRECIATED, THANKS GUYS!
>>8403916
First post
>>8403929
lol well fuck come on. thanks for the bump I guess.
>>8403916
Cutting the sweet potatoes into strips and coating with hcornstarch will help, but it's tough to get sweet potatoes crunchy without burning them because of the high sugar content.
DIPPY? DIPPY??!!
Please tell me only someone from reddit would ever say that as an egg style.
The only thing worse I've ever heard is when someone called ketchup "chup"
->He doesn't eat dippy eggs
Reddit is heavily populated by bored, fat, midwestern housewives who think everything they do is perfection.
So probably.
>>8403830
So reddit is /ck/?
What is the best way to make chicken breast? What are the tastiest things one can possibly do with this often bland piece of meat?
>>8403705
>What is the best way to make chicken breast?
Grow it as part of a chicken.
obvious /fit/ thread is obvious
>>8403711
i don't find it to be a very /fit/ question. chicken breast is so fucking common. everyone has it all the time. just looking for some tasty ideas
>tfw I decide to get a more expensive roast from a butcher instead of costco for christmas and it's rotting by the time I go to cook it.
I pre-ordered this roast to pick up on Wednesday night the 21st. It was in a cooler for the short ride home. I opened it up this morning and smelled horrible and looks greener on top then the pictures.
is 4 days too long to keep it in the fridge?
>>8403643
yes that is far too long for it to be in the fridge you dumb cuck
you are retarded
>>8403646
well it was little less than 4 days since I picked it up at night. why would they sell it to me knowing it was for christmas? I bet I was sitting for a while before I picked it up, never had this problem before with any meat.
what you eating for Christmas
Alcohol and sandwiches.
>>8403614
Nothing because everywhere is closed.
>tfw it's always pizza night on sunday but it's christmas so i have to put up with family bullshit and eat turkey and crap
>>8403605
should be lucky you have a family to "eat turkey and crap"
Your fault. You should have moved pizza night to friday.
>>8403605
>eating traditional holiday meals
get gud bruddah
What's open today? There's nothing in the house and I'm starving.
Gas stations. Go buy a frozen pizza and a 6 pack
nice shitpost
Only the dumbest niggers can't think that far ahead.
>>8403603
I feel you man.
Where to eat? Nothing at home and restaurants are closed. Thank you so much Christians.
jack in the box
chinese food
gas station food
you're welcome faggot, enjoy the holiday
>>8403551
>jack in the box
Don't have those here
>Chinese
Read my post.
>gas station food
Hmmm I'll have to check, they don't really have meals, just chips and shit.
>>8403561
idk where you live but here chinese retaurants are always open on christmas. They even specifically advertise it.
You could also go to the movie theater and get a hotdog or something
what is the beast way to get one of these ham legs goin
answer
https://www.budgetbytes.com/2016/01/oven-roasted-chicken-legs/
>>8403048
ham leg dummy
Welp, /ck/. it's that time of the year again. I'm sure a large portion of us who are still in contact with their families are in the same boat as me. You've received an amazon gift card, with 15 or 25 dollars on it for Christmas.
As we all know, the best way to spend 15 or 25 dollars on amazon is OBJECTIVELY respirator filters, or bulk fuckin candy.
So, on that note, what's see kays favorite candies? Last year I bought a bulk toxic waste 2 pound bag and that shit lasted for fucking ever.
I've made a couple batches of these so far for the holidays.
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/salted-black-licorice-caramels
I usually don't do candy, but these turned out really good.
https://www.amazon.com/Route-11-Habanero-Potato-Chips/dp/B00B5LU6HK
Buy these chips, OP, they're really tasty
how do you eat your strawberries?
Usually with my hands.
>>8402667
I shove them down my big fat gullet
>>8402667
bump. interested to hear answers
Coconut Milk
Ghost Pepper
Powdered Ginger
Cinnamon
Ground Black Pepper
Liquid Stevia Extract
Top Quality organic Cacao Powder
Warm everything up together . zap in the blender for a few seconds and enjoy
>>8402572
Fuck off.
>>8402586
Thanks for the bump
faggot.