Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 1485. page

just mix with water

>>8526932
This

>>8526932
>>8526940
let me be clear though, this is the bottomest of bottom shelf vodka

>want to cook hamburgers
>make too many because I wanted to bring some to a family member in hospital
>entire place smells like hamburgers, I smell like hamburgers, floor is greasy
>my home smells like fucking Burger King
>literally want to die

>Cook anything pan fried
> Oil somehow covered everything in a 3 feet radius

>>8526719
>>8526727
>not liking the smell of meat and oil
>enjoying your wife's son's strapon in your ass

Here's a thought: wtf is this thing

>>8526654
a rice cooker, dummy

>>8526654
It's a fucking xbox.

Get one. Xbox's make perfect rice every time.

ITT: amerifat problems

wow, liberal conventions must be so fun then

>>8526433
>Transexual
>Transracial
>Transspecies
>Transfats

When are these retards going to draw the line?

I love them. I think some people just have never had good ones. Same with tomatoes

>>8526395
I would eat an entire avocado right now.

>>8526395
nice meme reddit

>>8526043
Strange looking mandolin.

An ice cream machine is legitimately stupid.
A mandolin I would actually use.

>>8526068
Ice machine, not ice cream, fatty

No cheese

No big pile of cum on it

is it a crepe? should have use a golden blin instead of this cadaverous crepe.

>>8525482
The doggos could fuck each other and munch at the same time.

There would be dead dogs smashed beside empty pizza boxes all over the roads.

>>8525482
Faster pizza delivery

>>8524907
you probably had an underripe papaya...
Don't eat them until they have a strong odor, like a banana.

sprinkle lime juice on them if your balls are made of pussy.

Dragonfruit.jpg

Rambutan. Just a peeled grape but more rubbery;feels like I'm chewing an eye

>din din
Kill yourself

>>8524359

Carbonara mate, mix some cheese in with it

Or a simple spaghetti bolognese with plenty of cheese

Plus there's always Mac 'n Cheese

File: 1484866554582.jpg (50KB, 769x718px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 769x718px

>cheese pasta
only in america
enjoy your obesity

File: 1396997547705.jpg (12KB, 267x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 267x200px

>>8523904
Wait what this was a thing?

>>8523925
They were the best damn chips I've ever had.

>>8523904
That looks beautiful OP I feel like a lot of chips don't usually follow the flavor they advertise though was it close to the real thing?!

File: ^12F49F3C9AFD1BD228958073818D2E7F898035A1372AFFC38E^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (227KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 900x1200px

My very first loaf. Tossed in a bit of garlic powder and flax powder with the dough and topped it with salt, minced/powdered garlic, dried oregano, and basil.

It was alright but a bit dense and floury, the dough didn't rise very much in the hour I gave it (wanted it on the table by dinner) so I'd probably give both the yeast and the dough more time to grow next batch. Also less garlic, to better appreciate the plain bread taste. What recipe should I try next?

>>8522109
There is this really simple one I use all the time. 6 cups flour, 3 water, table spoon yeast, tablespoon salt then let rise two hours. After the two hours rip a piece off you want to use and store the rest. Preheat the oven to 450 after waiting for the dough to rise about half an hour again. Then place in the oven for half hour and spray with water every ten minutes or so with water to get a hard crust. You can spray it with water first to add garlic, rosemary, caraway seeds or whatever else you want for flavor on top

File: received_10208577659226588.jpg (172KB, 1232x2048px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1232x2048px

My sourdough I made last week

>>8518567
Thats a french fry big mac

White rice with lard and soy sauce, aka lard rice.
If it weren't so fattening and nutritionally void i'd eat it every day.

Hmmm...I mean, I'd eat that on bread with some mustard desu

Are you a 100 pound skeleton? If yes, kys

>>8526815

Shoulda had that on a can of beans with fried eggs on top.

>>8526333
checkerburger

File: CFA_PDP_Spicy-Deluxe-Sandwich_1085.png (156KB, 1085x635px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1085x635px

>>8526333
Forgot CFA pic.

File: McChicken.jpg (2MB, 2800x1620px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2800x1620px

For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

The signature McChicken patty is crisp on the outside, soft on the inside, but with a bit of chew...it's not overly soft or watery like the products offered by Burger King. The seasoning is just right, it offers a noticeable pepper flavoring but it is not meant to be spicy, furthermore the McDonald's mayo and shredded salad combination work in perfect harmony to accent all of this along with the perfectly toasted buns, and dare I say it goes best with an order of hot McDonald's french fries