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Get a red Kitchen Aid.

Red makes the best food.

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>>8603866
'Cause it's faster, right?

>>8603904
What? No.

Red is just the best flavour of food.

>>8603738
looks good op

>>8603738
It needs a little cream.

4/10

>>8603599
>fold dick in half six times
>enjoy

Teleport behind the counter
*pshh nothin personnel, dough
Knead the dough a million times with one thrust
Enjoy

>>8603984
good post

>>8603577
Something with milk or something contains casein.

beer

>>8603577
go to your local place that does bullshit-hot wings, ask what they recommend

Ainsley Harrington

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>>8603450
I like him mostly because he beat that smug bitch on Worst Cooks in America.

Ming Tsai

It's actually pretty good, most people who shit on it haven't even tried it.

>>8603439
I have eaten strange and downright dangerous things before with no trepidation, but I wouldn't touch that for anything. It's repugnant on every concievable level and I'd rather eat raw, room temp pork.

>>8603433
I refuse to believe people actually tried this. I gag just looking at this picture. I'm a white boi but this shit is pig disgusting. Whoever came up with this needs to be shot.
>>8603439
bait. No way in hell would anyone who isn't braindead eat this.

>>8603378
That looks good. Nice for summer time.

>500 calories of normal pasta is just about 68 of zucchini.

Ok but I eat food to not be hungry anymore

>>8603537
So eat more fucking vegetables then.
Vegetables -> fiber -> feeling full -> not being hungry.
Satiety and calories have nothing in common.

Bake for 20 minutes at 400F

You put it in a pan and apply heat until you reach your desired level of cooked. Or on a baking sheet in the oven until the same. Or in the microwave for the same. As long as you don't boil it, you'll be doing okay. Honestly, you can even curl it up raw in a popcorn popper with hot air and it will cook it.

Wrap it in napkins and throw it in the 'owave for 6 minutes

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>>8603045
>he's never had cream cheese frosting

>>8603045
>Who the fuck came up with this monstrosity
Someone's grandma
>and how do people not throw up any time they consume it?
I scrape most of it off. If it's supermarket cake frosting then I just avoid the whole deal

>>8603045
If I don't see the frosting being applied, I don't eat it. The frosting stores put on their cakes is my one food gripe.

please /ck/ i need help
i live on hot pockets
im so sad and malnourished

Kill yourself

>>8603144
wow ok maybe i will god
asking for advice and get only hate and silence
love you too, cu/ck/

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>>8602814
>he doesn't smoke Turkish cigarettes

takes to goddamn long to make a proper cup.

>>8602825
For you.

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>>8602710

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obligatory as well

You.

Your mom.

>>8602600
Is that even food?

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Let's start by throwing some bacon in our handy dandy copper meme pan

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Whipped up some biscuit dough, shaped it a bit and set it aside for now

>hungover
>makes biscuits from scratch

I don't believe you know what a hangover is, m8

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>>8602589

>>8602589
>ham
>pineapple
>jalapenos
>extra cheese

>>8602589
Mcchicken sandwiches