Good pretzel making tips?

>>8603599
>fold dick in half six times
>enjoy

Teleport behind the counter
*pshh nothin personnel, dough
Knead the dough a million times with one thrust
Enjoy

>>8603984
good post

>>8603599
Make the pretzel good

Use shit tons of baking soda in the wash, let dry on the sheets until tacky to the touch, then brush with butter or milk or eggs before baking.

Hire a German

>>8603599
youtube. lots of pretzel making videos on there.

>>8603599
well, you could start by spelling it properly

but mostly this >>8604001

Yeah. Don't make them. Pretzels are the niggers of snack food.

If you don't want to use food grade lye then use baked baking soda. Baking the soda causes a chemical reaction that makes it more alkaline than plain baking soda.

Harold McGee has an article on the topic.

>>8604001

Huh, haven't brushed it with butter before baking before.

Gonna try that next time

I love my pretzels

Drive to the mall and buy auntie Annes