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>>8606924
It tastes good.

>>8606924
corned beef > pastrami

>>8606924
>it's thinly sheets of dry, salty beef that needs condiments and sides to have more than 1 dimension of taste
My issue is that it's not a fucking sandwich. It's just a ton of meat and on top of that it needs to be held together with toothpicks. No sandwich should ever require some form of a staple to be held together, completely defeats the purpose of a sandwich.

>>8605254
Tell your mummy not to waste her money

>>8605254
>implying one doesn't need a rice or slow cooker

Filthy white heeby jeeb numale scum

>>8605280
Fuck off, i have a pot that does the job just fine.

"I" don't need them because I'm not a retard that can't cook rice.

>eating non-freshly prepared sushi
Disgusting

>>8602982
See, I think a lot of people who try sushi for the first probably try the pre-packaged supermarket stuff like OP's photo, end up hating it and don't realize restaurants serve way better sushi.

>>8602972
I'm waiting on a call to tell me whether I'm getting hired at a jap restaurant

So if they give me a job they best sushi

>>8601990
That's why you keep them in a preheated oven. At least if you can't serve them right away.

>>8601990
eat them faster cuckboi

>>8601990
That's crepes, you fuck. I don't know what kind of pancakes you make.

Who's that and why should we care?

>>8601502
The Pioneer Woman. She does white trash cooking on food network and the quality of her meals is far, far below even what they usually have on there.

That is the creepiest smile on earth. Can she even move any of the muscles in her face?

>>8601509
I've seen a couple of her recipes that are solid. They're probably the ones she stole from the internet.

This thread is gonna be shit.

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>>8601127

>>8601179
>Using electricity to make your food

>>8598768
my family is so fat, you'd think eddie murphy was shooting flubber 2 in my house

Mine is similar, but only 6 people.

Glad I only see them on holidays.

>>8598768
How does it even occur to people to eat like this? When one is pouring cream onto grapes, what's going through their head?

>>8607624
>in

>>8607624
>amerisharts ACTUALLY feed this to their kids

>>8607624
The early 2000s were a weird time

>>8606792
Looks good man. Also good taste in beer.

>>8606792
I broiled steaks in the oven, 2 minutes each side come out perfectly medium rare.

No more prep time for the grill or anything. Only 10 minutes to get the oven and pan to heat and wala.

>>8606792
But if they're never over a fire, how do you get that wonderful smoky taste?

Start drinking drinking vinegar.

Licorice or whatever from Norway or whereever. It's actually supposed to be hardcore sour, as opposed to "slightly sour for a second and then sweet as any other candy".

>>8606791
im pretty much in the same boat as you are.

a co-worker actually got me some of that toxic waste candy because she said it was one of the sourest candy out there. tried it and it was really no different than a warhead.
you get that strong sour hit from all those chemicals for about a second and youre left with a bland tasting fruit flavor.

i always just end up going back to sour patch kids because they taste good.

>Neet
stop being a neet for your own sake

>Is it worth trying to just buy it from a random gas station and say I forgot my ID if they try to card me? I've bought cigarettes for friends and never got questioned.
You'll get carded for alcohol, dipshit. Why do you want to buy booze if you're a shut in though?

>Maybe I should just try to sneak something strong out of Walmart or something idk
bad idea.

>>8606783
Order online, the delivery guy never checked ID. I used to do this with safeway, but then again I was 30+ at the time.

>>8606783
if you're 19 just go around liquor stores trying it until you get a pass, it's not a crime unless you present false ID

the more don't give a fuck-type of a clerk you can produce the likelier you are to succeed, so try to around like 4 am or at least before 10 am

other than that shoplifting is a worse idea the smaller the place is, and ordering is better the more orders they process

>>8606606
I stopped hanging out with someone i've known for 15 years because they don't like mushrooms.

i'm better of now

>>8606640
Of what?

Honestly I rarely ever buy shrooms because they don't last for too long in the fridge
I usually add them to some stirfry, or have them raw with celery and avocado salad

i would, because i hate them
but i hate them because they're fucking nasty
so no

>>8606546
I've heard cat tastes bad, but never ate myself.
I'd had dog and horse, so I'd try it if I got the chance. Just to complete the "beautiful animals, do not eat" triad.

>>8606546
I never have, and probably never will, but I'd imagine it's rather like rabbit, so meh. I eat rabbit maybe once a year.

>I drink warm beer and I have that reputation as the guy who likes warm beer

>>8606527
>I post fedora pictures on a cooking board

It's that uncommon? You don't have 1L bottles where you livre?

>>8606382
potato

soybeans

Eggs.