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What happens if I buy a powdered sugar container and put brown sugar in it?
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>>8602541
Cyanide gas
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>>8602541
It will dry out. The brown sugar container comes with a Terra Cotta disk in the lid to keep the brown sugar moist
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>>8602541
Don't do this OP! My grandma died doing this!
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>88 kg
>5'8"
>it's all fat
I gained almost 20kg (40+ lbs) over a year.
How do I travel back in time to avoid this disaster?
How does /ck/ handle it's weight? Any tips?
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>>8602453
Dude you need to lose weight and gain height.
Calories in vs calories out, nigger. Last time I had to lose weight I just ate 6 McDoubles per day, nothing less, nothing more. Lost 40 lbs in 4 months.
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Get a bike
I eat like a pig but ride all day so I stay the same weight
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stop.eating.fat
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>chopsticks
>forks and spoons
barring liquid dishes like soup, prove to me that any of this is somehow superior to using your hands.
they are more precise, you can hand delicate foods easier, and you add the textile aspect of the food to the meal which enhances things.
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>>8602391
if you don't eat hot food then its ok
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Nice foot.
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>>8602391
They're not. It's just the utensil industry wants you to believe using their forks and spoons are better and more socially acceptable.
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What's the right amount of head when a bartender pours your beer? Has anyone ever had to send one back?
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On most beers probably around an inch. Ive never had to send back a beer for being to foamy because most bartenders just let it keep running til its full with little foam, then wipe down the sides of the glass.
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1 cm is the correct amount. I'd only send it back if I was being significantly shorted on the amount of actual beer.
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>>8601891
I don't want any head from that decrepit old cunt
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What is the consensus on energy drinks? Degenerate?
Pic related, the GOAT energy drink
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>degenerate
I go on pol too but at least im not a turbo autist
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They're terrible. Don't drink that shit. Just drink water, or coffee/tea if you feel like you need caffeine. Just plain food should give you the energy you need to get through the day. There's no need to consume that can of random chemicals.
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All pure zero rockstars are great. Only energy drink I buy since it's cheaper than monster ultra and better
I'm going to be very poor soon and I hear onions are cheap. However, I've never eaten them outside of onion rings. What can I cook with them?
All I have is a microwave and a toaster oven, but I might be getting a crockpot soon. Thanks.
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Onion can be put into 99% of dishes.
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>>8601228
You can make curry if you got the spices, it can be very cheap and you can combine it with any meat, rice, etc
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>However, I've never eaten them outside of onion rings
wat
Other than perhaps potatoes, they're the most universally applicable and consumed vegetable on the planet.
Add them to any meat dish for flavour. Combine with carrots and celery for mirepoix which is a vegetable stock and flavour foundation for a TON of dishes. Combine with garlic and butter to eat them on their own, or with liver or kidney and beans and/or tomato combinations for stewy offal etc
Just about any savoury dish is improved with onions.
What is the most delicious chicken recipe that you have tried that didn't use frying?
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fried chicken
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For me
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roast chicken is pretty fucking lit.
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>garlic aioli
Why does this combination of words trigger me so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw39hv-mDh0
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GARLIC
AYY YEE OLLIEY
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Cuz you a cry baby piss pants that dun like good food.
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You don't love garlic? What a baby.
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What do you guys have for breakfast usually? Seriously, every time I google anything for some breakfast ideas I get some insane pretentious fruit filled """""""""quick and easy""""""" meals that require out of the ordinary ingredients and tons of preperation and work.
Its literally everywhere on the internet. So let's toss THAT aside, and see what anons eat for breakfast on most days.
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anything but oatmeal
holy fuck is it bad
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depending on my mood, yogurt/cereal/eggs/bagel w/ lox and stuff. any of those
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>>8600410
>able to afford lox
Your post made me aware of my abject poverty. Thanks
I eat an energy bar for breakfast, and some cheap coffee. A cigarette if I'm feeling luxurious.
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Is it really possible to make an omelette in 30 seconds /ck/? I'm a bit skeptical.
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>>8599749
Absolutely. That's about how long it takes me to make scrambled eggs.
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>>8599755
proofs?
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>>8599749
poaching anything in a bag is just retarded.
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howdy /ck/
I've been growing up a sourdough starter for the last couple of days, and am hoping to bake for the first time by the end of the week. does anybody have any foolproof recipes they'd be willing to recommend? I'd love to make a baguette or something similar to be eaten with cheese and meats. otherwise, bread + baking thread! post whatever you've been working on!
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Can you make a sour dough by just letting a half batch of dough "go" for like a week then mixing in the rest of the flour and then letting it rise, then bake and eat?
Or do you really have to do all that bullshit like throwing half of it away and feeding it more flour and shit.
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>>8599738
you could in theory but too much other shit will develop in there over the course of that week that will make it either spoiled or taste bad
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>>8599826
Why does throwing out half, then mixing in more water/flour help than? Wouldn't it all just rot all the same?
Do you even have to do that step, I've always heard you do.
Navyfag here, I've packed on like 10 lbs and have ~10 weeks before my next semi annual fitness exam. While dropping weight I've taken up eating salads (on shore duty, never really eaten them before for actual meals) and fucking love 'em. For like the last week I've just been cracking up like half a head of iceberg lettuce with croutons, chicken breast and cherry tomatoes with a poppy seed dressing.
What are some /ck/ suggestions for salads, open to anything. What kind of salads do you faggots like?
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Thank you for your cervix.
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>>8599643
>being in the navy
>calling anyone a faggot
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Try eating seamen
Are men who don't like spicy food pussies?
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No, you're a pussy for other reasons than that.
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I felt my first tit because this slut at our lunch table in the 7th grade said she'd let me feel her up if I ate a whole jalapeno pepper.
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>>8599413
objectively yes
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Hey guys I made a meme about food waste in my household. I hate it when people are unreasonable about food.
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Kek. Do you have any more? The more distorted the better.
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Cool meme dude, I made this one recently
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>>8598988
i actually kek'd. nice dubs too
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Why would anyone ever willingly use this shit for anything?
>throw pizza in microwave
>outside is rock hard and it's an unevenly heated mess
>throw popcorn bag into the microwave
>overly salted and stiff popcorn
>throw leftover chinese food in the microwave to reheat
>still tastes like garbage
>put water in the microwave
>do I even need to say anything?
Honestly, the microwave is always a second tier heating option. I don't get it. Just put the fucking stove top on and wait 2 minutes.
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>>8598298
>put water in the microwave
>do I even need to say anything?
You're supposed to put it in some kind of vessel like a mug or a bowl first, dum dum.
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>>8598298
Do you just keep the power at 100 percent no matter what you microwave? Learn to use the machine dumbass.