>Anon, this is so much better than the stuff you cook at home!
How do you respond?
Alternatively, is there any guilty pleasure restaurant dish that you would choose over your own cooking?
>>8609323
is that a minnie mouse cosplayer? She looks like a younger cheaper lexi belle
>>8609355
Just a girl who likes Mexican food.
>>8609323
uhhh but I don't cook lol
Stop buying unitaskers.
Says the man who owns an olive pitter.
>>8605131
stop cooking in a kitchen
>>8605131
>alton brown
>needs $3000 worth of specialty equipment and scientific tools to make banana pudding
Why are 'poor college students' obsessed with Ramen when this is the superior packed noodles?
How soon before Redditors discover this and turn it into the next Nutella?
>>8603216
Mi Goreng is a bit more expensive
>>8603216
because they can get 6 packs of ramen for a dollar
>be op
>I found something I like! le epic maymay
Where to buy mi gorang? I've never seen it
Hey /ck/ I'm running to 7-11 for some snacks. What can I get for everyone?
Try to keep it around 5 dollars.
>>8603080
$5 of lottery tickets
a fat ass slurpee
Get AIDS and die faggot
for me day 4 without alcohol, are you drunk? right now I don't miss being drunk, but I know it can change within an hour.
>>8601024
>went on a 5 day bender last week
>was sober for 2 days but still felt like shit
>had 2 beers in the fridge so decided to taper off
>immediately feel better
>next day still feel like shit
>come home and apartment has no electricity
>go get some candles and beers because alcoholic excuses and I would be bored otherwise
>drink about 2 beers and the electricity is back up
>buy more beer because happy for electricity
>drink a total of 10 beers
>make some food and go to bed
>wake up without feeling like shit
>just wanted a glass of water and that's it
I'm scared that I'm at that stage where I don't feel any side effects or withdrawal symptoms as long as I keep drinking. I don't want to drink but afraid that the withdrawal will creep up.
day 8 sober. how mad?
Ive already asked this but got no answer.
Those of you who got sober: is it possible to drink lets say a few drinks on saturdays?
My friend bet me I couldn't eat off $10 next month. That's $10 for the whole month. How do I do it boys?
Ramen.
>>8600025
rice and beans
dumpster diving
shoplifting
Eat all your mealls off of the $10 bill. Fuck off
Chili thread. Post your recipes.
A variation on Alton Brown's Chili.
Ingredients:
1lb. Pork stew meat or Stir-fry meat
1 can Ranch Style beans
1 16oz jar Salsa Verde
12oz beer
1 Serrano chili, seeded and diced
1 lime, zest and juice
1/8tsp each:
Ground Cumin, Onion Powder, Cayenne Pepper, Curry Powder (I recommend going to a spice shop and getting it there)
1 tsp. Vegetable Oil
12-15 tortilla chips.
PROCESS:
Preheat oven to 375.
Heat soup pot, add oil, brown meat w/ salt & pepper. Remove once browned.
Deglaze pan with 12 oz. of beer. Boil and scrape bottom of pan with wooden spoon. Add chili, Salsa, beans, spices.
Return meat to pan. Crumble chips into mixture.
Cover and bake in oven for one hour.
Cover pan and bake in oven at 375 for one hour
Chili Surprise
Ingredients:
Wolf Brand Chili
Can opener
Spoon
Bowl
Rope
Process:
Pick up can opener
Pick up can of Wolf Brand Chili
Open can with can opener
Set down can opener
Discard lid
Pour chili into bowl
Microwave according to directions on can
While the chili cooks, grab your rope
Fashion the rope into a noose
Remove chili from microwave
Eat
Slip noose around your neck
End it all
>>8599998
You skipped a step.
>Stop to shit-post on 4chan
Welcome to Subway. What can I get for you?
My parents keep giving me subway gift cards for christmas.
I always get whatever the lowest calorie bread is (can't remember) toasted, with nearly all the veggies, some roast beef, and the sweet onion and honey mustard sauces.
>>8595677
How can you not remember if you always get it?
>>8595677
>monterey cheddar bread, 6"
>Spicy Italian
>pepperjack
>add onions before toasting
>spinach, extra olives, tomato, cucumber
>salt, pepper, small line of mayo
>to go
>"fancy" restaurant
>french fries are listed as pomme frites
>home-made and premium potatoes coming from some sacred native american ground.
>charges 7+ dollars for them
What are some other foods that go through this?
>>8594413
Only an actual poor person would complain about the price of food in a fucking restaurant.
Don't eat out if you can't afford it, sucker
>>8594413
>mama mia italia
>only use the volcanic grown san marzano tomatoes for sauces
>cans of san marzano tomatoes 4 times more expensive
>>8594413
Don't go to restaurants that charge prices you don't like. If it seems too expensive guess what? You're not supposed to be in there - it's not a place for you. It's a place for people with more money than you.
once upon a time there was an OP, he got dickered and cooked, fatty Patti just sat there, the end.
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals post your hauls or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >>8498435
srry m8s i am cleaning kitchen i get easily side tracked
going to dance-clean these dishes while i sip on what I am forced to believe is the Best lager to come out of Milwaukee since 1895
>>8572200
All good OP, give us more food and kitners
Are you a big guy, OP? I wager you consume over 4000 calories a day.
What do people from this country eat?
quien aca /unavela/
>>8609682
>>8609678
Francesinha (underage French girl)
>be me
>move to new part of the State
>meet qt 3.14
>take her out to lunch
>all she wants is fast food tacos
>a little disappointed
>order two shredded beef tacos
>receive the best taco I have ever had in my damn life
>parmesan crusted grilled corn tortilla
>filled with lettuce, Monterey Jack cheese
>tasty shredded beef.
>it's inexplicably delicious
I have been converted to Jimboys Tacos my friends. There is nothing like it
looks like a ripoff of taco johns
>>8608620
It's really not. I thought the same thing too.
It's the best taco I have ever had. I eat there regularly now.
Lettuce instead of cilantro fuck them
What's the best mashed potato recipe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aligot
Replace the country crock with butter and this is a good place to start.
3 medium potatoes (about 1-1/4 lbs.), peeled and cut into chunks
1/4 cup Country Crock® Spread
1/4 cup milk
1/4 tsp. salt
Pinch ground black pepper
http://www.countrycrock.com/recipes/detail/43668/1/country-crock-creamy-mashed-potatoes
>>8608784
>milk
Lol... place that garbage with chicken stock and moscarpone.
ok so its like 2am and i want a grilled cheese but i dont have bread or cheese so im using english muffins cheese dip and bacon instead
>>8607910
wa la
>>8607918
its trash
Nice thread, back to redit with you now
What's the best gamer food?
pizza rolls with mustard
>>8607797
Bread and ketchup
A feedbag full of doritos