/ck/ Give me your best dishes with 4 ingredients or less.
Split avocado
Put caviar in the pit
Squeeze some lemon on top
Optional: mix the caviar with some minced red onion
>>8606166
Steak
Salt
Pepper
Paprika
Idk what you're doing here, bud, but this is a fast food board.
For me, it's the McChicken.
Lettuce
Mayo
Chicken
Bun
Cheerios
Green beans
Cholula sauce
Greek yoghurt
Yours is well stocked, right?
what's going on here?
All I got
>>8606021
>cigs
>SR 40 oz's
>rarity with frozen semen
lmao
texas pete is shit. had to dump sugar in it for it to taste decent.
sriracha is god tier.
what other hot sauces are good?
You just made me question my enjoyment of sriracha.
>>8605575
wait, since when is sriracha even edible?
>>8605575
Sriracha is great for a lot of things, but the flavor profile doesn't always match foods. My personal favorites are Cholula, El Yucateco (all flavors), Tabasco, and Crystal (Louisiana style).
Meme tier foods which you cant stop eating and feel retarded for eating it. I'll start: Face shaped bologna
>>8605168
Billy fucking bear
Love the cheese version
>>8605168
Does bologna just taste like processed ham?
>>8605168
How is that meme tier?
I just got through MEPS yesterday and want to celebrate with the manliest meal possible. I'm 22 and have $150 budget. Pic related is my new job.
go to a Brazillian steakhouse. One that they walk around with all the grilled meats and cut it off as you want it. Meal should be around $50 + what ever drinks you have.
Many put a poker chip on your table and will literally keep bringing you meat until you flip it over.
>>8605010
>Joining the Army/USMC to be a tanker
wew lad, good luck on those post-service prospects
Go kill a deer
I made pasta (tagliatelle) yesterday, came out nicely, get this for four people
>400g whole wheat flour
>150ml water
>1 egg
>1 scarce teaspoon salt
then I have added some flour so that the thing didn't stick, probably around 30-50g
mix it thoroughly on a flat surface, if it sticks put some more flour on that surface and then mix it thoroughly
when the dough is uniform and doesn't stick on your hands/your surface, place it in a bowl and cover it with that thin clear plastic film I don't know the name of, then wait for 10 to 30min
after that cut it into 4 smaller pieces (or 6, or 8, or don't depending on how much space you have) and roll it so that it becomes 1-2mm thick
I cut those into long strips of some 1cm width but you can make whatever you want with it, if you have some finely ground beef (or spinach and cheese, whatever floats your boat) you can make tortellini with it, possibly ravioli
cook it for some 3min (maybe some more, maybe a bit less, pretend to be smart and it'll likely work out) in salted boiling water, as you cook pasta usually but for less time
I personally made a sauce using some 300g of various kinds of mushrooms sauteed in a pan after a white onion, adding a bit of milk and flour to make a thick but creamy sauce, and salt + pepper
I put everything together and seared for 2min on high heat, then added parmesan cheese
I'll leave it to dry for the night next time so I can have it harder and still cooked
pic related also isn't mine because I was in a hurry and my hands were dirty for most of the time, I'll get you an original pic next time
>>8604972
Thanks senpai
Got an automated pasta maker for Christmas but the results have been bleh. The pasta comes out like thick pasty dumplings rather than pasta.
I use semolina flour in the recipe, and I don't know if its the semolina giving it the pasty taste or if the pasta maker isn't making the pasta thin enough
>>8604972
Wrong pasta like tagliatelle (pasta all'uovo) is made with one yolk every 100 g wheat flour and nothing else
>>8605027
Sorry I meant one egg for 100g wheat flour
Make /ck/ brain memes
Go
semen
semen
semen
semen
so im broke
how about a couple recipes with low quslity beef or no meat at all?
>>8603237
oh i get it
hey fags, icant afford mcchickens, how do i do mcdonalds at home without the cash for good meat?
Ghoulash bro
>>8603237
That's not poverty, that's a hard earned meal.
I just had my first BigMac
What did I think of it?
hopefully that it's absolute garbage
Didn't like it
>>8602542
Let the first be the last...
R8 my St8k
Looks bretty good, though the cheese is overkill.
8/10
>>8596129
Steak looks good... potato looks not quite cooked...
Steak juices are still pink. I'd pop it in the 'owave for a few minutes
If a recipe calls for cornstarch can I just use flour instead? I don't want to go to the store just for cornstarch.
>>8606535
What is the usage?
Coating before pan frying?
Thickening a sauce?
Generally speaking, yes, but keep in mind that corn starch has more thickening power than flour.
Ever heard of google?
Why is Coca-Cola so good /ck/?
Caffeine is chemically addictive. And so is whatever the hell else they put in it.
>>8606198
Sugar?
>>8606198
xenostrogens?
You come downstairs and find this in your kitchen. What do you do?
eat it and wash it down with a refreshing sip of Cherry Coke Zero™
>>8604915
Kill myself
>>8604915
I curse the T-Rex for its sudden but inevitable betrayal, then eat it.
Post em
>>8606269
isn't this salmonella
>>8606269
you start
Is the chicken proof of an intelligent creator?
It is the perfect animal to feed a family, almost like it was designed for that specific purpose.
>almost like it evolved towards that specific purpose
ftfy
>>8601851
That is not how the theory of evolution works.
>>8601872
What is evolution?