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>>8827319
my cheap goto is not a malt liquor it's Keystone Light. Get the Ice if you want 6% alcohol

>>8827369
sorry forgot to mention 99 cent a 24 oz can

I can get 2 40's of colt 45 for 5 bucks at most gas stations near me (East TN). I just wish I could get my hands on some Mickey's 40's. I can't ever find them.

I drink a cup of semen a day.

6'0 238
Im cutting at like 1900 cals right now so on the high end, im getting like 140g protein

>>8827170
Why do you feel the need to post shit like this? Are you unable to contribute to the discussion like a normal person? Jeez, I don't mean to single you out or anything, but people like you are what bring down the atmosphere on boards like /ck/. Contribute something relevant or just don't say anything at all.

Nobody goes to potlucks.

Authentic Irish stew

>>8826998
I bring myself

Ketchup on burgers. Mayo for everything else. Ranch tastes like vomit. BBQ sauce is disgusting. Honey mustard is good on tendies.

>>8826947
>BBQ sauce, honey mustard, or ranch
These are as shitty as ketchup. Never eat any of that shit.

>>8826947
Ketchup is for fried potatoes and meatloaf. That is it's only job and there is nothing better

>>8826874

The filter is supposed to click into place.

The murky stuff is normal when you install a new filter, it's just a little dust from the carbon cartridge. You'll always get a little from a new filter.

>>8826887
yeah that's what i thought.

i'm not bothered that i've been drinking unfiltered water, i'm bothered that i've wasted about 20 fucking filters.

>>8826897
You deserve it, dummy.

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>>8826868
inb4 someone starts bitching about the virtues of pineapple on pizza

>>8826872
inb4 someone mentions reddit

>>8826868
LOL!! Jumping jackals, Carol, what a hoot. These new internet comics are so funny. Grandpa Morty would have loved these, God rest his soul. I'm sure he's having a real laugh up in the great beyond. I do get lonely sometimes. I haven't had a good dicking since '98. Keep sharing these please! I get an e-message every time you post. :0) Much love!

How would you even eat that, its an entire creature, not even separated meat from garbage

>>8826444
There is no garbage in crawfish, just because you have to work to get the food doesnt make it bad you lazy nigger.

And for op

Make sure to get good crawfish, the bigger the better.
Dont bother with the small ones, they wont really satisfy you.
But if you can get good live crawfish just get a pot of water, add salt and dried dill flowers(like alot) then once the water starts boiling drop the live crawfish in and wait, forgot how long but try not to overcook them or the meat becomes rubbery.
Anyway hope this helps.

>>8826439
Oh fuck I love being Southern. Nothing better than some mudbugs, and then the next day with the leftovers, etouffee or gumbo. Woooo-eeeee.

>>8826307
Ice cube soup

>>8826307
water

>>8826307
dick

>>8826159
how is avocado a meme?

>>8826172
When you're paying $2 for guac on your sub you know you're falling for a meme.

Rice
Non-lean meat
Vegetables
Foods that aren't fried

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>>8826057
mirepoix, garlic, butter. So many things start with this as a base it's unbelievable. Get used to cooking it.

>>8826065
Shit, I should have posted some basics I already have.

Butter
Salt
Pepper
Garlic salt
Onion powder
Lemon pepper seasoning
Paprika
Cayenne
Cumin

>>8826071
Pick up some basil, thyme, bayleaf.
/ck/ might hate me for it but I mostly use pre-mixed spices.
Cajun seasoning
chinese 5 spice
adobo

Every meal, what kind of loser cooks?

>>8826050
Once a day, trying to stop but it's hard. I had ChickFilA tonight, Carls Jr last night, Taco Bell the day before, and Wendy's the two days before that. It's hard when all these things and more are less than a 5 minute drive from your home.

>>8826050
like once a month

I might accidentally eat the toothpick though.

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>he doesn't know how to use chopsticks

>>8825712
>>8825704
>toothpicks
>chopsticks

>not taping a piece of parchment paper into a funnel and pouring them into your mouth

>>8825517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXPhVYpQLPA

>>8825588
>not showing the Pepin video
Unforgivable, inexcusable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>8825644
every time i see this i stop what i'm doing and watch the whole damn thing

I've always said we should eat the retarded

cannibalism will spread incurable and untreatable prion diseases and kill the fuck out of a lot of people.

>>8825546
Are you the same guy who was rambling about white supremacy and hitting on the vegan girl in the vegan thread?

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>>8825489

you have fucking ADHD, autism, and faggotry, that's why. you think a fucking meal is sesame street. you think food is fucking entertainment. you also believe in the nutrition bullshit. dietary science is 100% horseshit. just fucking eat something. stop being a faggot.

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>>8825489
>>8825489
> dietary science is 100% horseshit.

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>>8825489
Top tier shitpost if only it had more meme potential. At 18 I was cooking meat + veg + carb kill yourself