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Story of my life

>go for an interview
>goes alright , maybe a bit awkward
>interviewers walk you to the door
>next interviewer greets them
>"HEYYY BUDDY HOWS IT GOING? :DDD"

assholes

>>1167051
Yeah, that's also how I got hired.
Sucks to be a no-one.

>>1166991
>So I need a bit of help. I'm 18 and absolutely obsessed with becoming wealthy.
You can't buy a personality, Alex.

>I don't party. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. Nothing.
Kay.

>I'm now applying for college on scholarship as well. I own three rental properties and am looking at buying a fourth. I think I'm doing well, I guess.
Better than most people in most countries.

>I've been working my ass off
Hahahahahaha.

>and lost countless friends in my quest to become wealthy but I don't know if I'm on the right track.
Probably not but you wouldn't listen to me if I spelled that out for you.

>Since I don't have a job and just lay around all day, I feel fucking useless. Does that make sense?
Perfect sense, in fact.

>I feel like I'm a loser that does nothing.
You're a parasite that does nothing, there's a difference. Losers tried and failed.

>All I really do apart from investing is read finance books, masturbate, play Xbox, and sleep. I don't know. Can someone just calm me down?
You sound a little too calm.

>I'm wanting to start a business and I'm now on three days with no sleep trying to think of a product I can market.
Try your free time to a local business.

>I was thinking about writing some Christian book or something to sell door to door and online.
Hahahahahahaha.

>I know door to door isn't really good anymore but again, all I do is lay around.
There's something you can do about that. We discussed it earlier.

>It would be something to do. I'm tired, sick, and this stress is killing me.
The stress of not having a job but affording a modern lifestyle is killing you? I'd play the world's smallest violin but your kind ruined the market for those back in 2008.

>I swear I'm losing it and I just need someone to calm me the fuck down. Am I doing good? Am I on my way?
Give me your address and I'll certainly help you on your way.

>>1166991
Making a product will for sure fast track you. I'm 18 and my goal is to make it by 21-23. Or atleast be super close. I have a company and want to get into rentals. Plus I'm working on a app I want to crowdfund. You sounds just like me man.

>>1166991
I don't believe this for even a second. No 18 year old would have the credit to get three mortgages.

>>1166923
Post tits

>>1166936
God damn I love 4chan

>>1166936
Da fuq is wrong with you, this isn't /b/

Depends.

Generally the best life is born to rich family and go on to be ever more successful than your parents.

But if you do make it big as someone with a chip on your shoulder you'll probably appreciate it more. Then again you could lose yourself in it and never feel happy a day in your life.

Really up to you.

>>1166690
It's both. The ones born rich with connections that have daddy issues and want to outshine their parent's success as their primary driving factor in life.

>>1166690
Old money generally won't respect you if you're new money until you use the money to gain some type of power or influence.

Prolly not

If that's where you want to head, don't assume it can't be done. Go out and try it, then share the results here.

with the information you provide in your post there is really no way anyone can say, theres just too little to go on so ill just guess : hell no.

Sell effective data storage technology that isn't affected by this to organizations that depend on data like banks and shit

>>1166602
Insufficient data to formulate meaningful answer.

>>1166642
Well no shit. Something like this has never happened before in the modern age.

* or until you're dead.

What are you doing to achieve your goal?

>>1166527
Nothing. He's all talk like the guy he chose to use in his picture.

How does one short this?

this is worrying considering im almost on the precipice of buying a house for investment.

>>1166446
there are different views on this, but these ads on side of this article are a tell-tale sign that a crash is coming: http://www.dailyreckoning.com.au/the-big-short-on-aussie-housing/2016/01/22/

Yes, but not to love.

>>1166432
Yes, and being hot and tall.

>>1166432
If you're unable to get a hot gf without money, money will allow you to get a hot gold-digger to pose as girlfriend.
If you're unable to get a hot wife without money, money will allow you to get divorce-raped by a hot ex-wife.

>>1166390
By finding a job position that gives you the ability to do just that.
Or freelancing
Starting a home business
etc.

>>1166395
I'd prefer freelancing. What would you say are good opportunities?

>>1166396
I meant starting a home business. I feel like I'm programmed to go to school and come home but when it comes to actually making money I have no idea how

What does H.E.B stand for? the grocery store chain

>>1166260
what pills are those?

>>1166260
What is your skin color? Do you live in colorado?


And how are the margins?

Botnet

program an app that lets you connect with people who want their dick sucked then suck their dicks for like 5 bucks and then pay pajeet to port your app to android

>>1166281
Nice i can be rich now

C++
F#
R

>>1166219
.NET

SQL
Java/Scala
Python

do you even Spark, OP?

shut up with your scam

lisk will never be reported about in the ny times because it is trash

S C A M
T R A S H

>>1166211
Shit. I never thought a shitcoin like Ethereum would make it into NY Times either but you would be surprised how easily the media can be bought.

>>1166211
Lisk got reported in Yahoo Finance.
>A newspaper only for a few mill people who live in NY
>A webpage visited by millions across the world

>>1166200
Is that some wordplay on "Raised by Jews"?

Less than 2% here working for LinkedIn jew

I've always given myself raises by investing. It's really risky to rely on your job these days.