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Fucking lost half my bank account at the casino a few hours ago. I was playing poker and just suckout after suckout. Eventually I have top pair top kicker and an asshole flops 2 pairs and we stack off and after seeing his cards, I just sit there. I'm full of anger and frustration and I walk out and want to punch something.
Now how the fuck am I supposed to win 1 grand back before tomorrow? Only got 1 grand left in my bank. I feel so hopelessly lost. Help me.
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Get a job
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I have a job but it pays minimum wage. I need that 1k back tonight.
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Don't gamble it if you can't afford to lose it. Hope you starve idiot
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Is luck a large part of growing rich? honest answers please, though this is probably the most relevant board to ask
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define "rich"
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>>1176964
Luck and an impeccable work ethic
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>>1176964
Its a factor but without it you can do well
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Ok business majors. You've thought about it. But it seems boring.
It's time for "Ask a Senior Accountant anything!"
I can tell you about recruiting, pay, and what to expect on a day to day basis.
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>>1175533
Would ou say your potential to an hero is greater then average?
Can you just list ppyou hve a degree or do employers really look into your gpa?
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how easy is it to pull office pussy?
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>>1175533
How do you feel knowing you job will largely be automated in the next 20 years?
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Medicine = Best Career
Radiologist (ID: !8dweFMA13o)
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Why didn't you go into medicine, /biz/?
>Make $200,000 to $500,000 per year
>Society respects the fuck out of you
>Women get wet when they find out what you do for a living
>Literally save peoples' lives
>Can find a job anywhere in the world
>Can start your own business
Have fun capping out at $130,000/year as a financial analyst or engineer :)
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>>1177556
You forgot the million dollar debt starting out for 10 years of schooling and malpractice insurance.
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>>1177561
The average debt is actually more like $175K, which is easily paid off when you're making $380,000 per year like I am. Also, my employer pays for malpractice insurance; it doesn't cost me anything.
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>>1177571
I'm not smart enough to get into medical school let alone finish it and complete residency.
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Hey guise. Current Mexican (not so legally residing in US) here. So I am a Senior in HS and I am about to finish it but because I cannot get a legal job here in the US I need help choosing what to do.
>Option1: Finish HS, move to Mexico and try to rise in ranks (native English American is a plus)
>Option2 Wait for my current Visa to get approved (been waiting for 2 years) but no jon till then (could be 1 to 4 years more of waiting)
>Work illegally at minimum wage, no advancement and also thats illegal so I'd like to not ruin my perfect criminal record.
Before you ask, I was raised here in the US since I was 2 so I didnt even know I was illegally here till 11. I would like to study Computer Engineering but I am in a limbo right now because in Mexico everything is shit and I have a very short chance living comfortably. Or I can stay here in the US and take my chances but I'll stay poor and won't advance my education past HS level.
Sorry for formatting, on mobile
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>>1174776
Join the military. Do good. Citizenship given plus all the other benefits.
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Either go to college or join the military on the MAVNI program.
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>>1174776
The answer is obvious, Carlos.
Apply for citizenship.
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>Where are you from?
>Gross annual salary
>Net salary (per month)
>Your average living costs (per month)
>Spain
>22000€ (+2000€ bonus)
>1500€
>500€
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>>1174349
>Denmark
>58k €/66k $
>2800 € / 3700$
>875 € / 1000 $
First job out of university, and I hope I can keep my spending low for at least 3-4 years so I can save up some cash.
Monthly spending is relatively low for me area due to sharing cheap appartment with GF.
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>>1174349
>Where are you from?
USA
>Gross annual salary
100k
>Net salary (per month)
~$3500 (2k goes to 401k every month)
>Your average living costs (per month)
~$3000 (mortgage and living expenses, ~$1000 in entertainment each month)
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freelance thread.
Want to make money online ?
Post what you are able to do or what you are looking for.
Fuck craiglist and the others shitwebsites with tons of settings.
Let's connect anons.
I speak french and spanish. Need help in translations?
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>>1166686
I´m a graphic designer. Can design almost anything.
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>>1166735
Graphic Designer here as well.
Specialized in advertising and posters, though. Not so good with logotype design.
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Fullstack developer here, designers wanted to build and co-manage an Mobile App
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What are the comfiest careers that require at least a bachelors?
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>>1175315
Finance
Engineering
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>>1175315
Software Engineering
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>>1175316
>Finance
>Comfy
>Engineering
>Comfy
Lmaaaaooooooooo.
Not sure where you find "comfy" in those. Is it in studying 50 hours doing math LITERALLY NO ONE will care about when you graduate per week while your psychology major roommates are getting the best pussy of their life?
And then you graduate and become a cubicle monkey making $80k/yr earning your boss $5million per project.
Or maybe the Finance major which has a lot less studying but 10x as asskissing only to have the biggest aspirations of getting an analyst position where you work so much that you can't stay awake even with 1gram of caffeine and a handful of adderall each fucking day? ALL TO EARN <$15/HR AVERAGE WHEN YOU COUNT THST YOU WORKED 80 HRS A WEEK.
It's over.
Sell every asset and buy Bitcoin.
Don't trust 3rd parties to hold your gold, only hold local bars locally.
Good luck.
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Does this have any real effect on the average joe?
Will it send Stock markets tumbling or is it just another case of rich people faffing about while everyone else lives their lives?
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>>1174694
what's over?
the show must go on.
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>>1174702
The scam is too big now to sustain, everyone is involved. There's no recovery from this. Trust has been lost forever.
Time to get whatever you have outside anyone else's control, and that's Gold bars and Bitcoin.
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Who here /unwarranted ego/?
>TFW I have never accomplished a single thing, dropped out of highschool, never worked, have no friends, am virgin, my parents hate me, I have no skills or hobbies
>TFW STILL think I'm better than most people and feel superior to them and like to humiliate them
W-will I make it with an unbeatable ego in the business world?
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>>1173805
I know you, I used to be you - besides the parent hating and no skills + dropping out
You need to understand that someone who has really made it will be able to smell your shit, use all the fake cologne all you want but it's not helping. They let you slide and talk all the shit you want because they know what you're really worth and it's really funny to watch you lie.
Learn to learn, never make people think you know it all.
The easiest way to making friends is to always ask questions, make SOMEONE ELSE feel like they're smart.
Then you can trump over them later when you're really on top
for now you're only playing yourself family
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>>1173809
I read a lot and am interested in many subjects(albeit not extensively in any) so I have a pretty wide spectrum of knowledge and I end up talking down pretty much every "regular" person and making them feel like an idiot.
Why would I make someone else feel smart? I believe they are inferior to me.
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>near genius level intellect
>warranted ego fuels my mental illness
This september I will be starting trade school to be in HVAC. I am excited for it, I just got a job 2-3 weeks ago at Sam's Club. I work in the kitchen and they are moving me to moving carts all day. The pay is good, 10 an hour. But I dont particularly like it, and I have really bad knees and a messed up shoulder so it makes these tasks even harder. Especially since there is no sitting at all. Should I stick with it till september? Or should I try to find something else till then. Once school hits, ill be going m-f 7-3 at school so I want to put all my time and effort into passing early so I can get started in my career. I live in Tennessee btw.
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>HVAC
>"I have really bad knees and a messed up shoulder"
You really didn't think about this AT ALL, did you?
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>>1171425
Well the knees only hurt from standing for 8 hours. during hvac I wont be standing 8 hours, you can sit or even lay down rather often. And the shoulder is okay, i just cant lift heavy things overhead. 50lbs plus. Which may be a slight problem but ill figure out something
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I think you're the same guy that has been posting for about a month about what trade to go into etc. Good to hear you picked up HVAC. See any type of labor as you just getting stronger. Your life will be so much easier if you are strong, as you'll be climbing up all sorts of awkward shit and carrying heavy objects (pails of glycol) ALL the time. Most havc guys need to be fairly strong, and it'll come in time, like it or not. Better start early, it will make your early years 100x better and everyone will actually respect you. Welcome to the blue collar world.
-Alberta buddy
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Anyone here uses MATLAB to do financial modelling?
If not, what do you use for risk analysis?
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>he fell for the MATLAB meme
I use excel and pen&paper™
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>>1167257
Thanks grandpa!
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>>1167261
>It's newer and more complicated, it must be better!
This is why millennials need to die.
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>tfw in the year and a half I've been investing I have a net gain of essentially $0
Might as well have just put it into a bank account desu. Is investing a meme?
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it just proves that frogposters are dumb
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Tell us what your investments are
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>>1173465
Just looked more closely at my brokerage, actually I have a 7% loss.
I also dropped out of college based on biz memes
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Who else /precious metals/ here?
I personally diversify and invest in silver Maple Leaf 1oz coins.
holding: 950 silver coins + 3 gold coins
Neatly stored in a deposit box I pay 100 usd a year for.
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>>1167265
>Neatly stored in a deposit box I pay 100 usd a year for.
Haha, holy shit. I fucking love this board.
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>>1167275
> implying there is anything wrong having a deposit box at a very big metal holder
> literally order the coins online and they put them in the box themselves
box is probably empty and they only have accounts, but whatever m8
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>>1167265
you do realize that you're pretty much losing all the gains by cucking yourself with a deposit box
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>he doesn't own a single trumpcoin
It's like you want to stay poor
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Reminder that Berniecoin is a Marxist coin that will steal your wealth.
Nobody will tax your trumps.
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>>1158330
How would trumpcoin be any different to USD? the same nigger owns it.
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>>1158330
The best part about this being that Trump is hyper-litigous and prone to sue the entire dev team into absolute poverty.