Exactly how fucking useless would it be to learn Haskell?
what in the fuck is haskell?
>>1223168
Programming language.
>>1223143
Been wondering the same thing 2bh
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-ev-oil-crisis/
So Bloomberg here seems to think that because of electric cars gaining mass appeal and the shift away from fossil fuels and towards renewables (as well as an increase in the affordability of battery storage, making solar more practical), the market is likely to experience a glut of oil next decade.
Meanwhile, OPEC is calling bullshit because they think that electric cars will never be popular. And there's also the theory that Africa getting its shit together and modernising its economy will supplant the reduced first-world oil hunger.
Who do you think is right, /biz/? Should I be betting on the electric car succeeding, or OPEC being right?
>>1222404
Even with electric everything, oil will still be needed.
>>1222404
>Who do you think is right, /biz/?
Next decade. Man they can't even predict oil prices a few months from now. I can't speak for the future but right now gasoline demand is strong in the US because of people going back to their F-150's. In India gasoline demand is high because of gasoline scooters that are nice and affordable over there. Plus did you know it takes oil to make toothpaste?
>>1222404
Oil is used for more than cars. People are getting further in debt, and I doubt they'll be able to afford electric vehicles. IF these cars can become as cheap as regular, then yes, oil could fall further.
Anyone here take nootropocs, aka smart drugs? I know alot of successful business people take shit to increase energy and cognitive function
modafinil is the GOAT smart drug, but tolerance is a bitch
Anything methylphenidate related is harmful over time
>>1220596
What about something that doesn't require a prescription
>>1220591
>nootropocs
stupid bait, it just gives you energy. fuck off. and no one does adderall anymore its old news no one wants to ramble afterwards
Is HR a good field to go into? I was considering getting a masters degree in HR but I don't know if it'd be worth it or if I'd like it.
Other than the starting question, my main ones are:
>should one become a HR generalist or specialist (+ why)?
>are there decent jobs at all?
>do you need insane amounts of charisma/social skills like business' reputation would suggest?
are you a girl?
Are you a woman
If yes, then are you hot
If no, then is it a hipster start up
Dont do it. Im a man who after getting a useless psych degree decided to get a masters in HR.
It gay as fuck and not fun. I would not recommend it.
Who here making some serious oil money?
>making serious oil money
My family gets a quarterly check for oil that they're pulling up from our land, and I don't consider that to be "serious oil money". Nobody here is making "serious oil money" unless their name is Rockefeller or something.
>>1218798
My entire portfolio is:
1. CNX
2. MCEP
Oil to $50 and beyond
>>1218849
Its gonna hit $65 by mid to late July. Screencap this post.
It literally does not matter how good you are at something unless you have god-like social skills or are attractive. You can be the absolute best in the industry but it won't matter. People only get hired through connections these days. That's literally the ONLY WAY. Experience means nothing. College degrees are worth JACK DIDDLY SHIT, even STEM ones. Unless you have like a million friends that can constantly hook you up with jobs, it's impossible to work in any industry above retail. If you manage to somehow pull this off, you still need to be attractive or else all of your female coworkers will spread rumors about you behind your back and you'll miss out on promotions because they won't invite you out drinking after work.
We know.
Thanks anyway though
>>1217986
What the fuck do I do then? I should have been taking like social speaking classes for 4 years instead of getting a worthless comp sci degree no one cares about. Is 23 too late to change this situation?
>>1217991
Fucking adapt, learn.
Or don't adapt and fail.
Choice is yours.
Hey look its the Resume/Cover Letter/etc. Thread
>experience in management, teamwork and volunteering are considered good on resume
>can't add my years of experience janitoring/moderating an imageboard or else they'll know I masturbate to cartoon porn and not want me
inb4 b& again for imitating a janitor; I'm talking about a different *chan site.
>bonus points: definitely can't use it to apply for that government job because the site contains porn that is illegal here
Anyone else got experience they probably shouldn't put on a resume?
>>1215591
Kek
Reminds me of a janitor from a popular French forum (pretty much the equivalent of /b/ ) who was complaining about having professional trouble cause he used his actual name all that time and it would show up on Google.
>>1215665
Holy shit this is the best thing I've read today.
What does biz think of Ann rand?
>>1210513
I don't know an Ann Rand.
Shrug
>>1210515
Shrugs my head*
I just got scammed for $2000. How do I make the scammer feel guilty enough to give it back? I told him: "One day you will grow a conscience and be ashamed of yourself. I can't even pay rent because of you'"
>>1223352
just get tyrone to fuck his shit up
>>1223352
How did you get scammed?
I fell for the binary options meme when I was 18. Luckily I only lost $250
I learned that day not to trust anything that isn't SEC regulated
>>1223352
Let us know how that goes!
I'm trying to find a good job that pays well but doesn't require me to do an above average level of math. I wish I could do something like comp sci or being an engy but I'm mathematically challenged pls halp.
>>1222735
Um... Literally anything that isn't directly math or engineering?
You don't need math for Walmart. Just know that you'll be working 39 hours a week.
>>1222735
accounting if you can add, subtract, multiply, and divide.
What inspires you to make it big /biz/?
my first love returning to me
Because I can, I don't even know anymore I don't even spend a lot of money.
Hatred
Searing hatred of the girl who dumped me got me back into my 5/3/1 lifting routine after 2 years and made me work hard to get a job.
She KILLED my trust and interest of having a girlfriend too. I only want to fuck and chuck now.
How can I stop feeling guilty for making money off of others? I own 5 Burger Kings and feel bad for the people working there some of them older than me for minimum wage while I make a fairly decent amount doing basically no work. I don't even park in the parking lot so people don't see my car and get jealous or something shit sucks
You're giving them a job. What's wrong with that?
Without you they would be unemployed.
Also I doubt you own five burger kings and post on 4chan
>>1221521
anon I make like 45k off of them. I'm not a millionaire
>>1221523
I meant 45k each not total it's a small town and only bought them because of the low initial investment
>go on online job board
>literally 90% of all jobs are either in recruitment/HR, sales or some random unnamed company that wants 5+ experience straight out of college with no training
iktf
this is a job posting for an EXPERIENCED JUNIOR clerk
how the fuck do they want you to be experienced but still be applying for junior level positions?
the sad part is they will probably find some poor sap who has 3 years of experience and pay him/her $15 an hour.
What is the point of posting this? What goes through your head?
>high school
>watch peter schiff videos
>wow this guy is a fucking genius
>economics is so useful
>get to college
>getting my undergrads out of the way
>looking at job postings
>only positions hiring above minimum wage are truck driver, nurse, and engineer
>drop out of school
>gonna try psychedlics and see if I can be happy without money
How does someone become a successful programmer? How much money is in coding apps?
>apps
why? how old are you to get in so late? maybe $12/hr i guess if you become good, and after a few years you could be making $25/hr. if you have your own ideas then there's no point in coding them yourself.
you take classes and send out applications. you become successful by working well. this isn't a new industry anymore senpai. if you really don't have time then you need to be in a city that has accelerated/specialized programs, and right now you'd be learning data science more than anything if you wanted to chase the cash money.
>>1220048
I make 67/hr making webapps in js.
<1 year exp.
No reason for me to lie on the internet.
If you're just in it for the money OP get out. You fuckers are terrible and you pollute every codebase with garbage that "just works" and by works I mean works assuming the very specific input on your machine that you inputted at a specific time, because you never bother caring about edge cases or tests.
>Fell for the "Just get any degree!" meme
>Depressed as fuck throughout uni just did everything the night before never attended class, but didn't see any way out so carried it on
>Gonna be graduating this year with a 2.2 degree in foreign languages
>tfw i have literally destroyed any hope of a future
>>1219915
>>/r9k/
>>1219915
>just get any degree
>doesn't do something they're interested in or find enjoyable enough to put real effort into
seriously anon what the hell
>>1219915
Did the same op
You could do TEFL in Korea