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How to get a good paying job that requires a degree: lie and say you have a degree. I've noticed most companies "requiring" a degree don't even verify that you actually have one.
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>>1221770
no they don't but if you gonna lie bout a degree make sure you know the profs names and the curriculum otherwise a guy shows up from the same uni and you are done in two sentences.
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until you get caught and blacklisted
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>>1222029
>blacklisted
That's why you use a fake name you dip
Why are rich people so secretive about what they invest in? I asked my uncle what blue chips he was in and he wouldn't tell me. meanwhile he talks about every detail of his rental properties and the various franchises he owns. It's strange.
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I've noticed this too. My best guess is because they are greedy asshats who don't want anyone else to make money
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>>1221741
he doesn't tell you so you're more inclined to DYOR because it's a bad habit to follow someone else's picks and not learn for yourself.
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He doesn't want you coming back in X years saying "I invested in X like you mentioned and lost a bunch of money." with the "why are you so dumb/give such bad advice" implication.
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Hey /biz/, i come baring gifts!
I'm gonna reveal to you how to make a million dollars, step by step.
>Brainstorm a SMALL business idea that you can go door to door to promote (i.e. Window cleaning, landscaping, etc)
>Go on fiverr.com and get a logo and graphics for $5
>Get business cards made up
>Learn what it takes to master door-door sales via youtube/internet.
>Grab your balls and go knocking on door and sell those jobs and get those bitches on the schedule and make that money.
>keep banging out jobs and start socking that money away.
>do this for 3 years and save and save
>realize said 300K+ you've created
>learn the stock market by Gurus that don't actually suck. (free courses ftw!)
>wisely invest and with your amount of leverage you have, you will be a millionaire ez pz.
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>>1221735
>with your leverage
Why would i take on leverage if I have 300k i can put into a nice index and just work on my business and continue that???
This makes no sense
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>>1221735
you realize that this is too difficult for anyone on biz right?
everyone here is looking for a "push here for money lmao" strategy. anything that requires more work then simply clicking their mouse all day is a no-go.
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>>1221738
>work on my business
i meaaan. you don't need the business anymore dork. it served it's purpose.
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>pay for something with credit card
>didn't sign the back of the credit card
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>Credit card companies HATE HIM, find out how you can make money with no effort with this one SIMPLE, WEIRD trick!
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> doesn't write SEE ID
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who /menace2society/ here?
>be me, a graduating senior who's looking to get a job lined up
>find a sweet analyst position with a federal agency
>they're looking to immediately hire after graduation
>I think I have a pretty decent shot at getting the job
>The day before my interview, they send me a security questionnaire
>one of the questions is have I done drugs in the past twelve months
>probably shouldn't lie, so I say I smoked marijuana some months ago
>send in questionnaire
>next day
>hiring manager sends me an email telling me that I'm no longer qualified for this position
Why, bros?
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You're going to tell a future employee you smoked weed? Fucking idiot
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>>1221677
I've only been clean for the last 3 months anyway, I wouldn't have passed the drug test
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>>1221675
How fucking stupid are you?
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How's it going guys.
I've been putting away money from my parttime job into a Vanguard International Share Index. So far I have $9,000 AUD. I don't know whether I should pick a different index fund. The S&P500 looks like it has better returns but I don't see a Vanguard retail fund for it on the Australian website, only an ETF. I don't think an ETF is right for me because I invest fuck all money every fortnight and the stockbroker fee wouldn't be worth it. Also, I don't plan on taking the money out for at least 20 years.
Should I switch over to another fund?
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boys.. please
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How about some beta shares strong bear? Stock market is going DOWN.
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If your current fund is total market and your time horizon is 20 years there isn't much of a reason to change what you're doing. Long term performance has been about equal.
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well fuck me
I've been selling pirated copies of Sony Vegas & Ableton and have sold about 65k so far
long story short they fucking caught me and I have to pay back the damages, however I don't have the money... fuck
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>>1221616
Is it a civil suit?
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>>1221616
Maybe now you won't break the law in the future
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>>1221616
sounds like it's time to leave the country pronto
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>he didn't buy the dip
>price will keep climbing while whales take small dumps to profit from dummy panicsellers
>nocoiners still in denial
>missing opportunities to buy cheaper while the price grows
>it's like missing the boat while missing the boat
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nocoiners will have a rough summer
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>>1221583
Somehow making the worst board on 4fuckingchan even worse is actually very impressive. You should sell a board killing service on freelance sites. You'd be a millionaire in a year flat.
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>>1221583
>RentaCryptoCoper
Charge $.01/fake money shitpost, and based on your frequency of fake money diarrhea posting, you'll have a lambo in a month
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What to buy right now?
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Bitcoin.
Or litecoin if you like playing with fire.
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Dogecoin
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SELL SELL SELL
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What is the best option of internet work/passive income if Im only need 500$ per month?
>beermoney
>bait tier sites where you will make 1$ per day
>sucking dicks
>too ugly
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It doesn't matter if you're ugly as long as your mouth is purdy, boy.
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literally buy a house and rent it. 500 a month is pretty much exactly what you will get and other than when lease renewals come around it's passive as hell
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>>1221535
a duplex to be more specific, live in one and the other covers mortgage etc
the 500 dollars per month is now the money he saves by not having to pay rent
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Why don't you become a Tradesgod instead of some beta faggot working in a cubicle punching numbers?
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>>1221429
Because beta faggots crunching numbers doesn't salary cap so quick.
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>>1221429
How low res is that picture LMAOO BTFO
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Took welding. Everybody wanted like 3 years experience
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Is it better to know an average about alot, or proficient in 1 or 2 areas (in terms of financial literacy)
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>>1221390
>jack of all trades, but the master of none
says enough, i hope
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Just read some Plato.
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the latter if you want to make money
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What do you think of this airline? 2016-04-29 07:24:46 Post No.1221349
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What do you think of this airline?
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Who would be interested in acquiring a 49% stake in this airline? With management control?
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I'll give you half of that asking price and I want 51%
Take it or leave it
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How pissed would u be if the stock market crashed tomorrow?
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>>1221347
Pretty happy, crypto should skyrocket
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Ty for not shitposting. Plausible answer.
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>>1221347
>more desperate people
I guess I'll get to sell way more weed.
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Where do you live? House or condo?
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Why you askin all these questions senpai?
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>>1221339
I haven't posted on this board in like 5 months ...
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I don't have a fixed address.
The savings on rent goes towards my Robinhood portfolio and cryptos.