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>>16459081

>What's it mean if you don't get a happy birthday from someone who's birthday was less than a week before yours and you wished them a happy birthday? Especially if you two were vocalizing feelings for each other at the beginning of knowing them?

It means you're a whiny twat who overthinks everything and irritates people.

>>16459088
Is it too much to ask for a happy birthday from the guy you've been crushing on?

>>16459099

>Is it too much to ask for a happy birthday from the guy you've been crushing on?

The thing you're bummed about is absolutely meaningless. Like, so pointless it hurts.

>>16459026
Why would you feel sorry? He obviously wants it else he should have spine enough to not do it.

Sociopaths don't have those feelings

>Because im worth it!
>-Loreal

Typical female thinking patterns.

This reads like an Onion article

>>16458774
Ya, why don't they just get over it? It's all in their heads

>>16458774
The problem with depressed people is that they lack motivation to do those things that would make them feel better because they are so miserable. You're stating the exact problem they have as a reason you are not helping them fix their issues.

It's like complaining that a deaf person never listens to you

>>16458610
Hire a prostitute.

>>16458612
How would that be different than masturbating? I have my libido under control, it's the irrational urge for a relationship that's putting me in a dangerous situation.

>>16458615
Desires aren't rational. At least half of your brain is wired to like abstract concepts not founded in logical situations. You'll be fighting this urge your whole life. I think you're bored of listening to logic and ready to feel something.

>>16458583
If you signed up for this because you like video games or because you want to be a hacker, then quit now and also kill yourself.

>>16458593
not in for video games
though i am interested in going into security

>>16458598
CS is shite and you're stuck with reddit-tier autists all the time, do Information Systems instead.

And this will just be nsa*

Leave her the fuck alone and stop trying to put your dick in someone elses chick

>>16458300

Just gonna get my dick wet. No harm

>>16458137
For context, I want to learn a foreign language, earn a degree, and work overseas. My eye is set on China, but as I've not yet started learning the language, I'm entirely open to other options. I'm going to speak with a career counselor soon and I want to know how I can sound like I know what I'm talking about in front of him.

To most people, I may as well be saying that I want to be an adventurer or an astronaut. Their reactions are either politely discouraging (in real life) or outright hostile (online), and since people tend to be more honest on the internet, I am inclined to assume that most people hide some amount of anger when I tell them this. It probably stems from the fact that all I know is I want to work overseas, not the capacity in which I would work. I've spoken to a few people who do and their occupation ranges from shipping to diplomacy to teaching. I'm trying to figure out which is right for me.

I will probably spend a year in TEFL (English teaching) after I get my degree to get my bearings, but that's all I know. Not what degree I should get, not what kind job I will be looking for, and not how I will learn said language. It's all very overwhelming to figure out where to begin because most people see me as unreasonable and will try to talk me out of it.

>>16458137
Pic unrelated.

>>16458148
It made me cringe, so seems pretty related to me.

Frogposters get laughed at or worse. It's just the way it is.

>>16457739
>Should I call it off?

no. you _should_ get over it.
wether you are capable of that, who knows.

chances are youll never find someone who is like her minus the history. especially at your age. so that gap in experience will always be with you and you better learn to deal with it.

>>16457739

dont have kids with her, pls dont fill the planet with even more degenerate genes pls.

just imagine if you really want to see your future daughter as her. guess no, well, there is your answer.

but for a period of time its ok.

the best way to leave her is finding a new one.

Literally and honestly sounds like a personal problem.

Do it in her butt and get over yourself already or go back to being alone.

>>16456848

it's not so sensitive that you can't push on it directly, but it's not some sort of magic button and so saying it's 'sensitive' is the best way to get men to understand not to ram on it.

I can press on mine directly and it doesn't hurt, even when aroused, but it doesn't feel good to be pushed on that way.

>>16456858
I can ram on it and it doesn't feel bad

It depends vastly on the person. Some people have a clitoris that are so sensitive that any direct stimulation is too much, while others are less sensitive and can tolerate or even enjoy very rough, direct stimulation. And some people don't feel anything from their clitoris.

I'd say that you are average. It's just that you hear the most complaints about a sensitive clitoris because they actually have a problem to complain about. But they aren't the norm.

Be less stupid next time. You deserved worse

Kill yourself, just to be sure you don't reproduce

You should be expelled.

Give her a back massage and find out.

>>16454729
How about before that bro?

If you like her I don't know why you're dicking around. You're going to be really butt hurt when she goes out with some other dude because you spent too long rattling off reasons why you think she might like you on 4chan and she assumed you were a eunuch.

>>16453978
>>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
>Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.

wrong. to fix this, stop thinking of rejection as a judgement on whether you are good or bad. these people have no way of actually knowing you or if you are datable. they got this tiny window of seeing you try to make a move, and thats it.

so,
>dont go out of your way to impress them, just ask and see if they get your vibe and are a match
and
>dont think of rejection as a judgement on ur quality. one color isnt better than the other, its about which color is your favorite. to put it simply, ARE YOU A MATCH, not are you good enough.

is putting on music a good way to ease into a "make out" atmosphere or will it come across as weird?

right now we just seem to talk for hours and the conversation gets too intellectual and shit to break up with kissing

>>16454111
I'd say lightening up the conversation is a better way. Not every conversation has to be intellectual

Donate blood and a kidney.
Save someone else's life before throwing yours away.

>>16453256
How would I set that up in like 30 hours

>>16453389
Fill out the organ donor card, don't throw yourself under a train.

Also, don't kill yourself anon, things will work out if you want them to.
You don't need a reason to love yourself, just do it, be selfish for once.

>>16452988
We can't tell you. You're giving us general things, while misunderstandings/falling out depends on specifics. Did you argue a lot? Were you cold/distant? Were they mentally sound? Did you want them because you need someone to be with you, or because you wanted them to be with you? There's a hundred such questions, and playing guess who with them isn't going to work,

So tell us. What do YOU think was wrong, for each of them.

Either the sex turns them off or you simply are dating the wrong men.

Maybe it's your honesty/bluntness towards pointing out "issues"

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>>16452999
Nice trips.

>So tell us. What do YOU think was wrong, for each of them.

1st: I approached him about the misunderstanding, it stayed a misunderstanding and he's never talked to me since. I see him often though. I'd like to say I'm quite hurt that my friendship is worth so little that he didn't want to patch things up.

2nd: He became self destructive. I care about him but I can't watch someone dissolve themselves. Again, I thought my friendship was worth more than "goodbye".

3rd: I just wanted him to text me once or so a week. That was all. I don't think that was much to ask for someone who you're seeing and having sex with.

>>16453002
>Either the sex turns them off or you simply are dating the wrong men.
Personality wise, the three were very different. 1st would be what you'd call an "alpha" - well off, very fit, driven, popular. 2nd was an aloof man going through a separation who has the most toxic friend's circle I've ever seen. 3rd was your Average Joe, did lots of stuff with the boys, would go drinking, but not excessively, fit, but not overly so, goofy and funny-inappropriate but could also have conversations about complex social issues.

Sex:
1st - He seemed to had really enjoyed it. First and only time was a few hours.
2nd - I think it was five hours first time? He was happily exhausted. Liked that I was kinky because he had a lot of shame about his kinks. (Prostate massage, pegging, etc. I'm not personally into that, but I'll give anything a go once.) He'd ask for oral sex a lot.
3rd - Went like bunnies. Blew his mind that I was kinky and was the kinkiest and "one of the best" lays he had.


>Maybe it's your honesty/bluntness towards pointing out "issues"
I am very blunt. I don't know how not to be. However, I don't take things overly serious, can and ask for criticism on my own behaviour and I am not judgemental. (2nd guy cried, has dick and body issues, etc.)

A+C+N xO +$ -$ = 0

>>16449598

Armchair psychologists and projection addicts in these threads sure do not know anything about who or what they're talking about. Reminds me of a guy named blue and his blue cohorts from effiel 65. Yes it was a catchy song but it also covered depression and projection as well. Over all I would recommend this song to armchair psychologists and projection addicts worldwide.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

"Psychological projection, also known as blame shifting, is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unpleasant impulses by denying their existence while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude."

>>16449598

too needy m8.