anyone else get the overwhelming urge to shoot themselves in the head?
i get this feeling when i talk to my mom.
i hovered towards the ceiling once, then i black out.
ive had a bad haircut for over a year.
That's me:
>19 y/o
>balding
>low test (11cm dick that does not work, possibly sterile, 165cm tall)
>kissless virgin
>ugly
I really hate my parents because they did not care enough to take me to a doctor when there was something that could be done about this, despite my whole family being really tall with long hair.
I went to the doctor by myself when I turned 18 but there is nothing to be done about my height. I'm taking some hormones since then to help with my dick but apparently it is not working.
Any point in living? I will never be close to anyone or have a family.
I am not attracted to males.
At the moment I am studying to apply for a job so I can pay for rent and live alone but I'm not very confident.
Thanks
>>16456630
anon
You have nothing to lose.
buy nice truck or wagon and just drive cross country
do wild shit with your appearance
do whatever you want
never look back
Some people are born retarded, disfigured, or physically crippled. You could be way worse off man, you are lucky that you have a life to live, enjoy it as much as you can.
Yes, some people have been born with better stock, but everyone has their own problems, just because you can't see it physically doesn't mean its not there.
You don't need a relationship or family to find joy in life, some of the happiest people out there are bum ugly, they own it more than any self-conscious "good looking" person will ever be.
Sorry if I'm rambling, but I wasn't exactly born pretty either, but that's not relevant in the grand scheme of things.
Be the best you can be and be comfortable with yourself, and nobody will be above you.
>>16456630
post a pic of yourself? let me see what you are working with here.
>i will never be close to anyone or have a family
why tho? its not like you need looks or hair for that.
I have a bit of a situation here.
I had a bunch of bonds that various people bought me over the course of my life, mostly when I was a kid (my grandma used to buy me a savings bond every year for my birthday, amongst others).
Well, I finally went to turn them in because it is a very significant amount of money, about 30 grand, and I found out that about 10k worth of the bonds had apparently already been cashed in. According to the bond office, a cheque had been sent to my Dad's house. I asked my Dad about this and he told me that he's cashed them in and reinvested them in new bonds for me.
I went back to the bond office, and they have no record of any new bonds in my name. My dad did give me some paperwork, but as it turns out, it was for the old bonds that had already been cashed in, there is no documentation of new bonds.
My Dad and I have always had a bit of a rocky relationship, he's pulled a few shady things over the years, and I don't really see him that much anymore. I don't think he would've just sold off my bonds and pocketed the money, but I wouldn't 100% put it past him, and there doesn't seem to be any other explanation. A cheque was sent to him, I never received any money, and no new bonds seem to exist.
What the fuck do I do here?
TL;DR: my dad may have embezzled over 10k from me, wat do?
If he did it while you were a minor, there's probably nothing you can do.
It just cost you 10K monies to learn that your father is a horrid human being.
The bonds were supposedly reinvested in 2012, which would've made me 29 at the time.
>>16456555
Lawyer up.
So my sister who is 15 needs a new place to live. Our dad has been arrested so obviously she can't live with him anymore. She choose me to be her legal gurdian, and to live with. I'm not not entirely sure If I want to be. The problem isnt finacial, I'm in my late 20s and make over 90k a year , its just she'd come with allot of emotional baggage. She was molested as a kid an im not sure if I can deal with that. What should I do?
damaged goods
dump her OP
for your sake
Bet there is plenty of guy who'll put her up, just depends if you don't mind her ending up even more damaged?
>>16456550
How would she end up more damaged?
I fucked up really bad guys
I dont know what to do.
I was caught street racing by the police
we all sped off and i outran them and got away
i wasn't arrested but they might come knocking on the college door
do you think they have my plates?
what should i do? i could get kicked out
I'm a Princeton student
>>16456527
adv!
>Princeton
You'll be fine to be honest, family. Only state college plebs actually get in trouble for this kinda shit.
>>16456622
cmon man im freaking out
How does one become more intelligent? I hate that I feel stupid all the time because of all the miss ups I do. When I read books I get lost in confusion and can never solve a problem. How can I control my dumbness?
Fellow dumbass here - you can't. Seek jobs that require lots of talking, but not a lot of thinking.
>>16456488
Its because your brain is clogged with unnecessary tissue. A .50 bullet to the side of your head should clean out all that unnecessary stuff and get you back to being the intelligent anon we all know you are :)
>>16456495
But I can't afford a 50 caliber dumb ass
I have a question.
When you sit your boyfriend/girlfriend down for a talk about lack of sex, and they say they will change it, how long do you wait for the changes to kick in before ending it?
Week or two, depending on the circumstances of her life outside the bedroom.
You should focus on the why not the how long.
I'm sure there is a fundamental reason there is a lack of sex in the relationship.
Ending a relationship based on a period time in which they said they would change is ridiculous.
You're probably looking at it wrong, there is a reason why she / he doesnt want to fuck you anymore and you have to find out why
What does a vagina feel like?
What does something inside of your vagina feel like?
I've once heard that it was like "a second asshole"
One ex gf told me it was "slimy"
Another ex gf "didn't like it"
Bag of sand
A sag of band
A wet bag of sand
Excuse for not raking leaves?
It's a life or death matter.
>>16456446
Just tell them that gays don't rake leaves and offer to suck their dick instead you raging homo.
You slept in an awkward position and your back is sore, you don't want to make it worse by kind of bending over all the time.
it aggravates your tinnitus
Someone please love me and let me be your pet.
>>16456418
Go outside faggot.
>>16456418
watch better anime
>>16456425
I can't, I'm a shut-in.
>>16456432
I've watched maybe 2-3 shows in the last 3 years. I think. I don't watch much anime.
What can I do with a Linguistics major
I'm so fucked guys
>>16456398
You can be fluent in 9 different ways of sucking dick :)
>>16456404
why are you so mean to me
>>16456404
why do you think he knows several languages? that's not what linguistics is
There's a party tonight at my college, and I thought it was my chance to meet some people, but I've been wrong once more.
I just went there in the hope of bumping into someone I knew remotely to help me get introduced to a bunch of people. I'm not retarded nor ugly in any way, a bit shy but I get over it with some help. But I didn't see any familiar face and went home after a (lonely) drink.
Sadly, the two friends I could party with sometimes moved away recently, now I'm stuck with a few loners I don't appreciate much and that I would never take to remotely social event.
Next time, how do I prepare for this ? If I was a socially gifted guy, what would I have done ? (ultimate goal is to take home a chick, but having a good time would be enough)
For starters, have more than one drink. Wander around the party, smile when somebody makes eye contact instead of looking away, regardless of male or female. If something noteworthy happens, comment on it to the person next to you.
Going solo to a party is somewhat difficult, but not impossible. Really, the biggest obstacle you have to overcome to socialize is yourself.
>>16456341
Good way to meet people is not party, but common activities.
Like, doing sport / art / some student association at your college.
You will meet guys and girls. Some douchebags, some ok. Just normally share the activity your are doing, and have few other words (the weather is like crazy, y'know?)
Then, say hi when you see them in the street, take 5 mins to talk about boring stuff if needed.
things will go their way.
Sound advice. I'm not too bad when it comes to returning eye contact, I guess with a few more drinks I'll be able to muster the courage to comment on something random. Feels wierd though, does that really mostly end well ?
Does anyone feel like a nobody, and that anyone you talk to is superior in some way?
I'm female, 22. I turn 23 next month. I've never had a boyfriend, I'm getting a lame liberal arts degree because I've never really believed in myself. I know that I'm looking at external things that a lot of people will say don't really matter, but the older I get the more most people make me stressed out that external things and accomplishments are the ultimate indicator of whether or not you are worthwhile.
It's gross, I don't want to start thinking this way -- but I find myself constantly comparing myself to other people and I just get so unhappy. I guess I'm just stressed out and needed somewhere to vent.
I just feel lost, and like it's too late to do anything.
>>16456254
How many of these people will be next to you when you die? Most likely not too many of them. Don't think about other people. The only one who matters is you.
To quote my favorite vidya, "The world ends with you. If you wanna enjoy life, you have to push your horizons as far as they can go."
Your world really does end with you. If you don't like the way it looks, you're the only one who can do something about it.
Be well. The sun will rise tomorrow.
>>16456275
I don't know how to get over feeling inferior to every person. Like, whether it be looks, careers or fucking college degrees I feel like everyone has a one up on me. It's really annoying. I only really have soft smarts. I try to get involved with other people as much as I can, but it almost always ends up making me feel bad.
Like, last night I was at a music session, and I realized how much better everyone was in the group than me. I'm also interning at a local museum, and feel inferior to the comp sci and engineering majors. It's dumb, but I feel like this all the time. I can try my best to be better, but at the end of the day I feel like I just have so much to say and express but I'm not gifted and not as lucky as others.
>>16456275
PS. Thanks for the kind words.
My gf has a higher sex drive than me. Is our relationship doomed?
Why?
>>16456245
Why what?
>>16456242
No, it's not. It'll be tough. My bf has a way lower drive than me, but we make it work. It was tough in the beginning because I show my affection very physically and when he would say he wasn't in the mood several times in a row, it would make me feel like I was no longer exciting for him, or that he didn't feel as strongly for me as I did him. If your gf thinks along those lines, just reassure her every now and then that you love her and she is the most exciting thing to you. It'll help to have an open discussion about it. One of the things you could try is a date night, so she knows she can count on being intimate with you for sure one night of the week. And she needs to be willing to be patient and understanding, especially if date night can't happen for some reason. For a relationship to work, it requires both partners to be respectful and patient with each other. And, if either of you decide you need a person with drives more similar to your own More than you need each other, you both need to be prepared and willing to let the other go and move on. Hopefully you won't have to come to that, though. Good luck, buddy. Hope everything works out for you.
Where can I sell paintings online without paying for listings (no credit card). I have an empty checking account with Ally bank, and I'm getting four of my pieces displayed at a local art show/concert event tomorrow. If I manage to sell anything I can buy more canvas.
Best website for this stuff? If I have to make and verify a Pay pal that won't be a problem. I just want to paint trees man. Pic related, I go back and forth from realistic, to surrealistic, to abstract. Depends on my mood.
Any advice for this stuff would be appreciated as well, whats the likelihood I can make a living in the future off of it?
Every site is gonna make you pay a listing fee. That's how they make money.
And don't worry about credit cards. You can get prepaid debit cards that work the same.
I know there's millions of pieces of artwork on Deviantart, BUT I don't have the slightest clue as to whether or not anyone makes any decent money there.
Try a search in paper/internet for local art shows to sell your work.
>>16456133
Ah didn't think of pre-paid visas. I'll hit the local gas station. And yeah, I'll start looking locally too. Gonna be moving to somewhere near NYC soon, which sucks since its not the best place according to crime statistics. It might actually be pretty bad, so I'm talking to the family about the firearm purchase process in NY. The reason I mention all of this is the NYC area is bound to have SOMETHING for a local starving artist.
Thanks anon.
>>16456123
how much do they sell for? got more?